1,000 Ways to Torture Ruto

[Young Link Addict 67]

hmm, when i looked at the smiley the guy holding the sword got pwned

this one clearly expresses my point though

Only mods can use that smiley. And whats wrong with ruto I mean sure she wants link to marry her but what zelda girl dosn't like link?

[LDGM 0]

what zelda girl dosn't like link?

the really rich annoying one on wind waker who steal bottles and breaks into safes.

[Young Link Addict 67]

the really rich annoying one on wind waker who steal bottles and breaks into safes.

OOhh yea... well besides one's in WW.

[LDGM 0]

OOhh yea... well besides one's in WW.

well the bosses koume and kotake from OoT are females and they don't like link, other than that i can't really think of any.

[Young Link Addict 67]

well the bosses koume and kotake from OoT are females and they don't like link, other than that i can't really think of any.

What about the girl in hyrule castle town that chases the cukoo

[LDGM 0]

What about the girl in hyrule castle town that chases the cukoo

true, but back on topic now

11) skull hammer her feet.

[Umbreon 0]

I ask too WHAT'S WRONG WITH RUTO??? She is a sage for goodness sake what kind of sick people are you??

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I ask too WHAT'S WRONG WITH RUTO??? She is a sage for goodness sake what kind of sick people are you??

people, no i'm a garo who likes running round with iron boots on and swinging a skull hammer all my way to the forum games section

12) tazer her again.

[Kynan J. 0]

12) starve her to death

[Ops 2]

14)KITTY NINJAS!

[Cat Girl 0]

17) (I counted CORRECTLY) Send me to her.

[Ops 2]

(thank goodness ^ got the numbers back on track)18)shove a deku nut down her throat.

[I'm the next hero of time. 0]

(18) send me and my vampires after her!

[The Biggest Zelda Fan Ever 0]

give her to a sushi maker dressed as link. yey sushi

[I'm the next hero of time. 0]

thats a good one!!