FOOD FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SoulSwordx 0]

Me: *reawakens*

Real Link : *having a salami fight with bellumslayer*

Me:* Pretends to throw pie*

Na Rikinia: *Drives a tank in loaded pies instead of fire shells* *Shoots Real Link and bellumslayer*

[Link Player 0]

Me: Hey guys whats up?

Gets hit with a pie

Me: WTF? Oh its on!!!

Gets a crossbow with chicken legs in it

Me: Umm, maybe only 8 chicken legs for weapons *Munch munch*

Riley12345: Heha! Got ya LP!

Me: Riley?

Riley12345: Yeah?

Me: DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Riley:... *meep*

Me: Shoots him with 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 tons of haggass.

[Riley12345 0]

H-h-h-h-h-HAGGASS!?!?!?!?

Oh

*Beep*

No matter! I have 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

00000000000000000000000000000 tons of................. Arwens stu!

Loads gatling gun*

BAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Blindshoots everywhere.

[Link Player 0]

*ssssssssssssssssssssss* Oh no. I dead. Not really.

[real link 0]

me:*ducks under a table*

[Na Riknia 4]

leaves...............

....... falls through the ceiling with a magitek armor loaded with soda, pies, and bekgium buiscuts. and i fire the pies and buiscuts. soda's to good to waste

[SoulSwordx 0]

ME: *Gives Sages of Hyrule all the types of junk food and food on the planet*

ME: I need you to make a explosion that could destroy the Earth with these things.

Sages: What is "Earth"?

Me: Let's just say Hyrule. I'll keep it as the guardian.

Sages: Ok *makes exlopsion*

Me: *runs to cafeteria* Who wants to die??? *Throws ball into ground*

Sages : *beeeeeep* you *beeeepp* *beeeeep*

*Everyone including me gets knocked out cold for 25 hours*

[real link 0]

oh god my head

[Na Riknia 4]

warps back from sacred relm

throws an orange grenade from donkey kong 64

warps back

[real link 0]

me:*eats orange granade* belch *fires a giant jaw braker bazooka at evryone*

[SoulSwordx 0]

Me : *wakes up*

Me: What happened here? *ducks a potato chip* *Stands up* *gets knocked out by Cat Girl again*

Me: (before I completely knock out) Cuuuurse you CG

[real link 0]

me:*takes out a fludd filld with tartar sauce* take this *dose a spinning jump while still spraying tartar sauce*

[SoulSwordx 0]

Wow, Mario sunshine?

ME: *Sprays ketchup on hot dogs and shoots them from a grenadel launcher at Real Link*

[real link 0]

me:*fires tartar sauce at the hot dogs so they stop in there tracks and fall to the ground* take this *fires several shots out of his jaw breaker bazooka at everyone*

[SoulSwordx 0]

Me: *Gets taffy and chews them quicly then makes a shield.*

Real Link : *firing haw breakers*

Me: *relfects them back at Real Link with Taffy shields*