Q&A of ridiculous and/or frequently asked questions

[Chase 390]

With God behind you anything is possible! To God we march!

[Max 10]

don't forget nixon and buhda. . .

[Chase 390]

Nixon got eaten by a lion cuz Chuck Norris forgot to save him too when he had his second coming

and buhda's only in it for the food

[Max 10]

then i have Chuck Norris!!!!

[Chase 390]

yes but mr. rogers beat him in the end course mr r died so...i think God is the only one left so I'm stickin with Him

I always wonder why my life has so much emphasis on me but not a lot on everyone else...I need to change that...hmm...gotta build me some arks

[Cel 0]

Nixon got eaten by a lion cuz Chuck Norris forgot to save him too when he had his second coming

and buhda's only in it for the food

That sounds alot like the FSM(flying spaghetti monster) religion. They are buliding a church in Ohio for it.

The whole religion started when a school system wanted to start teaching inteligent design as a view of our origin of life. So some guy who was against that idea said If you teach that view you have to teach my religion. Thus the FSM religion was born. The whole religion is based on partying. Chuck Norris is there "Jesus." To this day there are still Pastafarians that believe the FSM's soul lives on.

[Chase 390]

that religion is very appealing but i wonder what they will do when Chuck Norris does a push-up and the earth is destroyed...

[Cel 0]

^ they will call up the midgets. duh.