Funny SSBM 2 player quotes.

[Chef Nonsense 0]

Yes, we were on mario land 2, facing a mario team, and I was standing on one side of the arena, him on the other. the COM's level was set to 3, and they kept jumping at us so we could slash them. after a while they had so much damage it was like the energy ball fight with ganondorf!

It wasnt the mario team.

Or was it?

Or was it The Fire Emblem Team?

I dont remember

[Sentri 1]

mario team.

the event:Mario 128

[Heir_to_Hyrule 0]

Me (playing as Link) - (pulls out a bomb) Lookie what I have?

Colin (playing as Yoshi) - you throw that at me and I'm going to have to beat you

Me - Want it?

Colin - No!

Me - (throws it) that's me throwing it at you

Colin - (flying in the air from the bomb) Son of a...

Me - (swings sword upwards as Yoshi comes crashing down) this is me juggling you...

Colin - dude stop

Me - (stabs upwards) that's me impaling you

Colin - (Yoshi goes flying and lands on other side of the arena)

Me - (jumps over and smashes him into a wall) that's me smashing you

Colin - what the hell!

Me - (jumps into the air and does a downward stab) that's me stabbing you in the face

Colin - (Yoshi goes flying off stage) Dammit!

Me - And that was me beating your sorry little a$$. Boom B1tch

[Arcane 12]

[We were having a four player kirby fest. lol.]

My Friend: You all suck.

[Eka 387]

Does it have to be SSBM? Can it be any SSB game? Please?

I have only one controller for SSBM (never owned a GC, got a Wii, piece the picture together), so I've never had any funny moments with friends on that game.

BUT.

On SSB the original, I made a video of me vs. my friend. One hilarious battle. Ah, good times. =D I was Kirby!

<a href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=ReNmbWP9Qds" >http://youtube.com/watch?v=ReNmbWP9Qds</a>

Also, I remember in the original SSB, I was playing against the same friend, and we were playing at Starfox's stage, and we were *cough* doing a *cough* Star Wars *cough* skit.

Basically, it went like this:

Saria (was Mario)

Her friend: (Was Link)

3

2

1

GO!

Well. my friend decided to charge at me, and at the exact same time, I bolted the other way. xD

Saria: Ahh!

Friend: Why the h*** are you running away!? It's the beginning of the game, you've taken no damage!

Saria: ... No reason..

All of a sudden,. a beam sword falls down between the both of us. The Star Wars skit idea was born. I played Luke, my friend played Darth Vader.

Saria and Friend: ...

Friend: Mine! *dashes for sword and takes it before Saria. *

Saria: Okay, NOW I've got a reason to run!

Friend: (In best Darth Vader voice* Luke, I am your father's, brother's, nephew's, cousin's, former roomate! *charges at me*

We had a good laugh using lines from the film, 'Spaceballs'.

Sooner or later, the game comes to an end, and with my friend who has taken a LOT of damage. I flee to the lower part of the ship. My friend follows me.

Friend: *taking slow steps* Luke, I am you--BAM! *gets knocked off screen*

Friend: Hey, what the frig!? I thought we were using only beam swords. (Heehee I hit him with a homerun bat)

Saria: It's an.. intergalactic weapon.. of.. erm.. mass desrtuction. New weapon in the game, I unlocked it yesterday *looks around nervously*

Friend: *rolls eyes in defeat*

[Sentri 1]

When I'm Peach, I say this whenever I hit someone with:

Frying Pan: Dinner's ready!

Tennis Racket: I'll serve!

Golf Club: FOUR!

Veggie: You need to eat more veggies!

Also I made my friend play SSBM with me, and she loved the fountain of dreams:

Me: Look! A shooting star!

her: Really?!

Me: Nope. *hits her with homerun bat*

And with the same friend:

Me: *picks up fan*

Her: You always grab the items! I want one!

Me: Fine! *throws the fan at her*

Her: *flys off stage*

you know i never thought of that before!

[DR SHRUBBERY! 1095]

okay, for no reason, when we are charging at each other, we yell real loud!

i was doctor mario, 2 friends were fox

both friends charging with me in middle

all: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!

they throw bobombs at me i dodge in a midair backflip and pause to capture moment. they stop yellingas i move around camera

me:MATRIX!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

unpause; bombs hit both of my friends

GAME!

this games winner is...

NOT YOU!!! i yelled to my friends