Funny SSBM 2 player quotes.

[Young Link Addict 67]

Ok I didn't know where this went so I put it here.

In this topic say something that you and 2 or 3 of your friends said playing SSBM it's funny yet easy.

I'll start.

Me and a friend were faceing eachother SSBM and I had a homerun bat.

My friend: What the heck are you doing.

Me What does it look like i'm doing, i'm kicking your a$$.

See easy soooooo begin.

[Ryu 7]

this should probably be in Forum Games but what the hay! i'll play!

me and my friend were being Pichu, and it was like we in the matrix, it was slowmotion and everything.

Ryan:stop dodging me in the air!

Me:OK i'll dodge you on the ground.

we move to the ground instead of practicly flying.

Ryan:QUIT DODGING!!!!!

Me:no,then you'll hit me.

Ryan:'looks at buttons' how do you dodge? 'flys off the screen' NO FAIR!

me:'falls down laughing'

Ran:'punches me' poo up!

ROFL. xD i was laughing so hard i couldn't tell him he just told me to poo up ROFL.

[Young Link Addict 67]

this should probably be in Forum Games but what the hay! i'll play!

me and my friend were being Pichu, and it was like we in the matrix, it was slowmotion and everything.

Ryan:stop dodging me in the air!

Me:OK i'll dodge you on the ground.

we move to the ground instead of practicly flying.

Ryan:QUIT DODGING!!!!!

Me:no,then you'll hit me.

Ryan:'looks at buttons' how do you dodge? 'flys off the screen' NO FAIR!

me:'falls down laughing'

Ran:'punches me' poo up!

ROFL. xD i was laughing so hard i couldn't tell him he just told me to poo up ROFL.

that was funny.

Oh here's another one.

I was YL and my friend was AL and we pushed A at the same time and our swords clashed together. and we explode for some reason.

Me: What the.

My friend: Dude what just.

Me: Is this a glich or what?

My friend: I... don't know.

So then we did it again and we didn't blow up.

My friend and me: we must have hit a moion sencered bomb.

Me: No we would have blown up before we we hit because we weren't even an 2 inches away.

My friend: Wooooooooow!

Yes we acually said that whole sentince at the same time.

[LDGM 0]

that was funny.

Oh here's another one.

I was YL and my friend was AL and we pushed A at the same time and our swords clashed together. and we explode for some reason.

Me: What the.

My friend: Dude what just.

Me: Is this a glich or what?

My friend: I... don't know.

So then we did it again and we didn't blow up.

My friend and me: we must have hit a moion sencered bomb.

Me: No we would have blown up before we we hit because we weren't even an 2 inches away.

My friend: Wooooooooow!

Yes we acually said that whole sentince at the same time.

i thought you said you didn't have freinds and a social life.

[Wicker Basket 2]

My brother had one of his really funny friends over and we wer all playing melee.

Brother's Friend (talking about Ganondorf): He's like an STD; you can run from him, but if he touches you, you die!

[Gingerlink 2]

Ok I didn't know where this went so I put it here.

In this topic say something that you and 2 or 3 of your friends said playing SSBM it's funny yet easy.

I'll start.

Me and a friend were faceing eachother SSBM and I had a homerun bat.

My friend: What the heck are you doing.

Me What does it look like i'm doing, i'm kicking your a$$.

See easy soooooo begin.

that's poor, there are so many better likes than that, such as

"let's play ball"

or

"getting a home run"

or

"well, I really need to practice my baseball, so you're just going to have to be the ball for a while"

[Ryu 7]

it's not a quote but my friend's name is usually "foot"....

yea i did the "gettng a homerun" one on a friend xD he just dodged me and slammed me off the screen....

[Young Link Addict 67]

i thought you said you didn't have freinds and a social life.

I exatirated a bit I have 1 friend but that's the only social life I have besides school because they all hate me they even screamed it in my face so yea...

And GL those were funnier than mine but that's all I could come up with in a 2 secound period.

[Ryu 7]

the best one ever never nope was when i grabbed, slammed into the floor and exploded........

i grabbed my friend, slammed him into the floor, and then he just got up as i exploded

Ryan:..........

Me:the heck......?

Ryan: that was......AWESOME!!!!!!

Me: how the heck....? did that happen?

Ryan:.....no clue whatsoever........

Me:weird......

[Sahaqiel 1232]

ROFL.

You guys got owned by a randomly spawning Bob-omb.

Myself- Dude, stop sucking me with Kirby, you dirty cheap shotter.

Vinny- You realize how wrong that sounds, right?

Myself- Now I do. D= -Tear-

Lemme think... Oh yeah.

Myself- Who is Bob, and why does he feel the need to spawn his Ombs in front of my attacks when I'm about to score a KO? Why, Bob, why?

Ricky- Lay off of the Super Mushrooms, man, you're giving me a headache.

Myself- WELL AT LEAST I'M NOT PLAYING WITH THE GIRL IN THE TURTLE SUIT.

Ricky- I may be, but she is a very attractive girl in a turtle suit.

Myself- Point taken.

[Goron Merchant 1]

Lol. I don't have any good ones.

Except one time I felt like a bad ass, because I was playing as Game & Watch, fighting Dr. Mario on the Kirby stage. The tree dropped an apple, so I picked it up and threw it at Doctor Mario while yelling, "An Apple a Day Keeps the Doctor Away!!" It him in the face and I felt cool.

[Cat Girl 0]

When I'm Peach, I say this whenever I hit someone with:

Frying Pan: Dinner's ready!

Tennis Racket: I'll serve!

Golf Club: FOUR!

Veggie: You need to eat more veggies!

Also I made my friend play SSBM with me, and she loved the fountain of dreams:

Me: Look! A shooting star!

her: Really?!

Me: Nope. *hits her with homerun bat*

And with the same friend:

Me: *picks up fan*

Her: You always grab the items! I want one!

Me: Fine! *throws the fan at her*

Her: *flys off stage*

[Chef Nonsense 0]

Well its more of a moment then a quote but there are some lines in it.

This between me and CO.

I was roy(i think). He was marth.(or maybe also roy)

Well we were on the same team.

we had like the other charcter of us against us.

Well we were hitting them back and forth.

Me:Hey it looks like we're playing tennis.

CO:Ya it does.

Me:30-Love

CO:This is a fun round of tennis.

(this scene may be different then what really happened )

[Ops 2]

Yes, we were on mario land 2, facing a mario team, and I was standing on one side of the arena, him on the other. the COM's level was set to 3, and they kept jumping at us so we could slash them. after a while they had so much damage it was like the energy ball fight with ganondorf!

[Sentri 1]

this isnt a quote but pure awesomeness:

me and na were playing melee, he was bowser i was mario. I grabbed his tail and swung him around. I let go and bowser flew toward the screen, BREAKING IT! the screen cracked then went back to normal after bowser respawned. we sat there saying the same thing, "Woah "