PANDA PROJECT - CLARIFICATION

[Grandmaster Panda 0]

Greetings, comrades.

We are very glad to announce that the past 24 hours since the revealing of the PANDA Project on hyrule.net has yielded 50 new recruits (none of which we can disclose unless they choose to, due to security reasons).

We have concluded through general observation that the Project is misinterpreted and misunderstood. Many individuals who we shall denote "X" have initiated so called 'resistance' movements. First and foremost, we would like to clarify that there is nothing to resist. For the time being, we are merely recruiting intellectual individuals to serve the role as intelligence within our ranks.

Now, the next point we must address is the fact that people do not understand our methods and reasoning. We assure you all, the actions taken on this network was planned and thought out during the pre-execution phase. That is, we selected a few vulernable networks out of a potential pool of 1000 that we believed to have an above average userbase. The reason we decided to use this method and infest a smaller network, instead of something such as google or msn, is due to the fact that we are to fish out candidates from the best without the influence from inferior minds.

As for those who we denoted "X", if they do not stop their capitalist propaganda IMMEDIATELY, preventive actions WILL be taken. THIS DOES NOT ONLY INCLUDE THE DESTRUCTION OF DIGITAL INFORMATION, AS WE POSSESS A COMBINED FORCE OF 1000 STRONG IN 20 MEMBER STATES. If found necessary to silence the anti-movement, action may be taken.

[PokeFan 0]

this thing is getting very SCARY, besides, if you were going to RECRUIT the site, you would've already RECRUITED 50 (WHICH YOU DID).

this is BETTER then last years' PUDDING =/

[LDGM 0]

yeah, the last 3 days i wasn't really on holiday...

just try to guess how that involves the pandas and I.

guess my diplomatic stance on this.

[PokeFan 0]

i don't think you're grandmaster panda. XD

or maybe you are.

[DR SHRUBBERY! 1095]

what the aterisk dollar sign star is going on here?!?!?!

[PokeFan 0]

yar, i bet me gold garo is doing this, he left as soon as this started! LETS GO KILL IM'!!!

[Armar 0]

Can't somebody just re-hack this site

I'm getting bored of this panda thing

And I think this way they are getting more enemies that recruits

Just go away you sick litle pandas go take over the moon or something

[PokeFan 0]

i still say garo is it.

[Arctic Fire 0]

Ok, this is getting stupid. Socialists are nothing but hypocrites. "We want you, the people, the live with only the bare minimum, miserably. In the mean time, we, the leaders, will live with servants that wipe our ass and jack off for us!"

There is no reason to delete out site. Looks like now, if this isn't a joke, I'll have to go through the internet archive with a bot and recreate a database of topics that were in this forum. Let's just hope it's a good complete archive.

[Sentri 1]

im not a capitalist

[Umbreon 0]

If this is real then why isn't the site gone?

[Joshawott 7]

If this is real then why isn't the site gone?

If they got rid of the site altogether, how would they recruit the members?

Common sense is not so common.

[LDGM 0]

heh heh heh, viva la panda.

[DR SHRUBBERY! 1095]

Greetings, comrades.

We are very glad to announce that the past 24 hours since the revealing of the PANDA Project on hyrule.net has yielded 50 new recruits (none of which we can disclose unless they choose to, due to security reasons).

We have concluded through general observation that the Project is misinterpreted and misunderstood. Many individuals who we shall denote "X" have initiated so called 'resistance' movements. First and foremost, we would like to clarify that there is nothing to resist. For the time being, we are merely recruiting intellectual individuals to serve the role as intelligence within our ranks.

Now, the next point we must address is the fact that people do not understand our methods and reasoning. We assure you all, the actions taken on this network was planned and thought out during the pre-execution phase. That is, we selected a few vulernable networks out of a potential pool of 1000 that we believed to have an above average userbase. The reason we decided to use this method and infest a smaller network, instead of something such as google or msn, is due to the fact that we are to fish out candidates from the best without the influence from inferior minds.

As for those who we denoted "X", if they do not stop their capitalist propaganda IMMEDIATELY, preventive actions WILL be taken. THIS DOES NOT ONLY INCLUDE THE DESTRUCTION OF DIGITAL INFORMATION, AS WE POSSESS A COMBINED FORCE OF 1000 STRONG IN 20 MEMBER STATES. If found necessary to silence the anti-movement, action may be taken.

wow! 50 recruits? i wonder how we will ever win! :end sarcasm:

we outnumber you

you can never win

not with the polar bears on our side

death to the PANDA project!!!!!

[Padraig! 103]

wow! 50 recruits? i wonder how we will ever win! :end sarcasm:

we outnumber you

you can never win

not with the polar bears on our side

death to the PANDA project!!!!!

What are you going to do? RP them to death?!