I lost my best friend

[Dark Young Link 0]

I lost my Best #1 friend to my last girlfriend ...I don't expect you to post back I just needed to get that out *sniff*sniff* there is no chance of getting him back now.

[=Zoe= 3]

That's awful... What happened? Maybe there's still something you can do!

[Ryu 7]

That's a bad thing?

Was she a vampire or somethin'?

Why will you never get im back? DID SHE HYPNOTIZE HIM!!!!

[Dark Young Link 0]

That's a bad thing?

Was she a vampire or somethin'?

Why will you never get im back? DID SHE HYPNOTIZE HIM!!!!

YES!!! That's it!!! i need a steak And how to snap someone out of a trance.But she's going to strangle me before i have the chance.I can't get with in 10 feet of her without being strangled. Oh and lost her by Beating her best friend in a soccer game 17-0

and i did not say sorry!?!?!?

Edited 27 Apr 2008 by Fourswords (see edit history)

[Gingerlink 2]

right, and now you can't get along with your best friend?

Sorry, but something seems wrong there

Also, you can't kill a vampire with a steak XD

[Na Riknia 4]

1 vampire have been extinct for 500 years

2 if you can't kill her i can if you give me a who what where when and... well i don't need a why

3 before murder gets involved what have you tried already.

[Dark Young Link 0]

uh... murder.

[Du5t1n 57]

when guys get a gf they sometimes ditch all their friends for the new girl... they can be real jerks

[Gingerlink 2]

coming back to this, maybe you kill kill a vampire with a steak, but it would have to be pretty large and garlic flavoured...

mmm...garlic steak.

the word you may have been looking for is stake

[Ryu 7]

Yeah, wrong stake XD

Err.... If it's still a problem... Just eh.... Knock some sense into him with words..?

[eyeoftruth 2]

sometimes pussy means more than friendship.

[Fierce Muffin 490]

He was 11 when he made this thread.

I don't think you're going to get sex at 11.

Unless you're like HEY WANNA PLAY DOCTOR? ALRIGHT OKAY, I'LL BE THE DOCTOR, YOU BE THE PATIENT OKAY OKAY, I NEED TO EXAMINE YOU, TAKE OFF ALL YOUR CLOTHES OKAY OKAY, NOW I NEED TO PUT MY GIANT CO

Edited 7 Sep 2008 by Fierce Muffin (see edit history)

[Teto 2609]

right, and now you can't get along with your best friend?

Sorry, but something seems wrong there

Also, you can't kill a vampire with a steak XD

Garlic usually does the trick. Works for me.

[DorkLink 0]

Sounds to me like this guy needs to get the girl out of the equation... just like the movie Saving Silverman. I'd say kidnap her, put her in a box and nail a cover on top of it, then ship her off to Timbuktu. Murder is just too extreme, but do what you gotta do I guess...

[Padraig! 103]

He was 11 when he made this thread.

I don't think you're going to get sex at 11.

Unless you're like HEY WANNA PLAY DOCTOR? ALRIGHT OKAY, I'LL BE THE DOCTOR, YOU BE THE PATIENT OKAY OKAY, I NEED TO EXAMINE YOU, TAKE OFF ALL YOUR CLOTHES OKAY OKAY, NOW I NEED TO PUT MY GIANT CO