The capitalists alphabet

[eyeoftruth 2]

All strikes are wrong, particularly the ones that go on.

Bombs are good in Baghdad and Belgrade, bad in Belfast

Cheerlead every imperialist war.

Dissidents need not apply.

Editorial line, editorial line, editorial line.

Famines are caused by a shortage of food.

Good for business, good for all.

Hallelujah social partnership!!!

Ignore anti-capitalist and anti-racist events not organized by our friends.

Jail the poor.

Keep repeating the establishment line.

Letters from the organized left not printed. Letters from far right God-spouting nutters pride of place.

Middle class audience, middle class values.

NATO is a peacemaker and moral authority.

Orange marches are an expression of Protestant culture.

Prague didn

[Du5t1n 57]

*cheers eyeoftruth on*

[Padraig! 103]

So you guys are communists?

[ZuZu 10]

of course, because if you are not a capitalist then you must be communist!

[Padraig! 103]

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[Du5t1n 57]

Communism. It's a party!

[eyeoftruth 2]

Communism. It's a party!

oooh I love that pic XD

[Grandmaster Phoenix 26]

I hate communists........I should really stay away from this board before I get in trouble.....

[eyeoftruth 2]

I hate communists........I should really stay away from this board before I get in trouble.....

Why (question mark) Because you actually have something against the ideology (which surely you haven't studied), or because USA tells you to (question mark)

[Knuckle 484]

Communism is like an inoperational computer. It would be better if it actually worked.

[Sahaqiel 1232]

The only reasons to hate communists that many people in America have are

1) Because older more ignorant generations tell them so

2) Television

And it doesn't matter if communism works or not, why would you hate communists who likely don't have a choice in the matter?

Sahaqiel

[Knuckle 484]

I don't hate the civillians of communist countries. However, there are a handfull of pro-communist students at my school who insist that communism works, and I don't agree. Sure, communism seems nice, but it just doesn't convince people to do good quality work.

[Max 10]

Nice Alphabet. Maybe I'll do one for Bush =P

This seems a good place to post this

Politics Explained

FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.

PURE SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows. You have to take care of all of the cows. The government gives you as much milk as you need.

BUREAUCRATIC SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and put them in a barn with everyone else's cows. They are cared for by ex-chicken farmers. You have to take care of the chickens the government took from the chicken farmers. The government gives you as much milk and eggs as the regulations say you need.

FASCISM: You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them and sells you the milk.

PURE COMMUNISM: You have two cows. Your neighbors help you take care of them, and you all share the milk.

RUSSIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the government takes all the milk.

CAMBODIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. The government takes both of them and shoots you.

DICTATORSHIP: You have two cows. The government takes both and drafts you.

PURE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors decide who gets the milk.

REPRESENTATIVE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors pick someone to tell you who gets the milk.

BUREAUCRACY: You have two cows. At first the government regulates what you can feed them and when you can milk them. Then it pays you not to milk them. Then it takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pours the milk down the drain. Then it requires you to fill out forms accounting for the missing cows.

PURE ANARCHY: You have two cows. Either you sell the milk at a fair price or your neighbors try to take the cows and kill you.

LIBERTARIAN/ANARCHO-CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.

SURREALISM: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.

Communism sounds great till the Cambodian part.

Edited 19 Aug 2008 by Rumo of Zamonia (see edit history)

[Sahaqiel 1232]

Surrealism seems to be the most awesome option.

Sahaqiel

[Max 10]

Yes, but I don't want to learn harmonica! The giraffes sound cool, though.