"Santa Claus is Coming to Town" variations

[Negation 1]

Just take the "Santa Claus is Coming to Town" lyrics below and change them.

Make sure they rhyme, though.

He's going to eat

It's probably pie

But more likely meat

I'll tell you why

Ganondorf is coming to town

Ganondorf is coming to town

Ganondorf is com-ing to town!

He's munching on flesh (YUMMY!)

Not cooking it first

He's gonna EAT YA

Then he's gonna quench his thirst

Ganondorf is coming to town

Ganondorf is coming to town

Ganondorf is com-ing to town!

He loves it when you're yummy

To hear you crunch and munch

He's gonna have you in his tummy

And then eat the Brady Bunch

You'd better wash your hair

You'd better eat more

You'd better be fat

Before he munches like a door

Ganondorf is coming to town

Ganondorf is coming to town

Ganondorf is com-ing to town!!!!

[The Minish Link 1]

You REALLY scare me....

[Teto 2609]

YLA is coming to town

YLA is coming to town

YLA is coming to town

You better watch out

You better...

Ah crap. This game sucks.

[The Minish Link 1]

Awwww! You were on a roll!!!!!!!!!

[Teto 2609]

Yeah... Totally.

He knows when you are sleeping.

He knows when you're on the can.

He'll hunt you down and blast your ass from here to Pakistan.

Ohh.

You better not breathe, you better not move.

You better off dead, I'm telling you dude,

Santa Claus is gunning you down.

[The Minish Link 1]

Bravo! Bravo!

[Teto 2609]

It's from Futurama though.