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^ Will one day bow before the great Keaton army!
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Once there was a poop but it got old so nobody tried to eat it, so it cried tears that were pink. Then it destroyed the white house because it was 3vil! So the cops killed Bush for attempting to regain his nukes. Then he tried singing carols at Mount Everest while eating pancakes with another squirrel poop. After that they did absolutely nothing to help the inocent dog recover his mom's bone that was lost in the woods of enigmatic dog waste! The fangirls chased the monkey to the strange village of turtle monsters who were idiots. THEN he kicked the big obese eel in the cow. Later the cow killed the eel. But the cookie flew to a gorey crimescene where the blood sprayed like orange cappuchino. Later on Miami was destroyed by a psycho named Drew Carrey who did everything backwards because he is drunk. Anyway, a giant poop had conquered your butt and smiled really stupidly at Jimmy, who ate oranges colorfully on Tuesday. On friday, Jimmy launched your homework into a man eating burger which ate your arm and killed some darknuts while Terry Fontain vomited on JACK SPARROW then had the nerve to kick the president up his fat @$$ so hard he danced on the stage until he died. Twice. Afterwards, wacko aliens landed on/in the poop stadium, where guinea pigs attacked cute Helter Skelter who was smashing Hot Dogs into the giant microwave, which rolled into a pork ball. Then, Gregoire went to malo mart, where he bought a monkey(which was on sale), and saved over %15 pecent on car insurence with Gieko. However, he bricked the administrator until there was nothing
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^ is ashamed of his slow typing skillz
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Once there was a poop but it got old so nobody tried to eat it, so it cried tears that were pink. Then it destroyed the white house because it was 3vil! So the cops killed Bush for attempting to regain his nukes. Then he tried singing carols at Mount Everest while eating pancakes with another squirrel poop. After that they did absolutely nothing to help the inocent dog recover his mom's bone that was lost in the woods of enigmatic dog waste! The fangirls chased the monkey to the strange village of turtle monsters who were idiots. THEN he kicked the big obese eel in the cow. Later the cow killed the eel. But the cookie flew to a gorey crimescene where the blood sprayed like orange cappuchino. Later on Miami was destroyed by a psycho named Drew Carrey who did everything backwards because he is drunk. Anyway, a giant poop had conquered your butt and smiled really stupidly at Jimmy, who ate oranges colorfully on Tuesday. On friday, Jimmy launched your homework into a man eating burger which ate your arm and killed some darknuts while Terry Fontain vomited on JACK SPARROW then had the nerve to kick the president up his fat @$$ so hard he danced on the stage until he died. Twice. Afterwards, wacko aliens landed on/in the poop stadium, where guinea pigs attacked cute Helter Skelter who was smashing Hot Dogs into the giant microwave, which rolled into a pork ball. Then, Gregoire went to malo mart, where he bought a monkey(which was on sale), and saved over %15 pecent on car insurence with Gieko. However, he bricked the administrator until there
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^ I did, actually. XD
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Your wish is granted. But now the universe is made of bundt cake.
I wish for l33+ skills...
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^ IS A SLOW POSTER.
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Once there was a poop but it got old so nobody tried to eat it, so it cried tears that were pink. Then it destroyed the white house because it was 3vil! So the cops killed Bush for attempting to regain his nukes. Then he tried singing carols at Mount Everest while eating pancakes with another squirrel poop. After that they did absolutely nothing to help the inocent dog recover his mom's bone that was lost in the woods of enigmatic dog waste! The fangirls chased the monkey to the strange village of turtle monsters who were idiots. THEN he kicked the big obese eel in the cow. Later the cow killed the eel. But the cookie flew to a gorey crimescene where the blood sprayed like orange cappuchino. Later on Miami was destroyed by a psycho named Drew Carrey who did everything backwards because he is drunk. Anyway, a giant poop had conquered your butt and smiled really stupidly at Jimmy, who ate oranges colorfully on Tuesday. On friday, Jimmy launched your homework into a man eating burger which ate your arm and killed some darknuts while Terry Fontain vomited on JACK SPARROW then had the nerve to kick the president up his fat @$$ so hard he danced on the stage until he died. Twice. Afterwards, wacko aliens landed on/in the poop stadium, where guinea pigs attacked cute Helter Skelter who was smashing Hot Dogs into the giant microwave, which rolled into a pork ball. Then, Gregoire went to malo mart, where he bought a monkey(which was on sale), and saved over %15 pecent on car insurence with Gieko. However, he bricked the administrator
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^ is not Ganondorf.
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-dies- ....
You are in a paradox with pillows, but they're the lumpiest pillows in the history of pillows.
I wish for a strawberry puff.
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Hey, I'm not the one that did that.. blame the IRS...
Oh, yea, I forgot. XD
Keaton makes a wish, but it is that Keaton wishes she knew what to wish for. (That was my wish too. XD)
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You get nothing.... but they take away your house because you didn't pay your bills and they take away your cat 'cause it's not registered and they take away your car because it's not insured by Geico. So.... nothing for you. xD
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OoT Ganon (Ganondorf? O.o)
...the last battle in OoT. The music was spiffalent. :3
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-throws a paint grenade at Link- HOWDAYA LIKE THAT? :3
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You have a new hairdo, but it looks like Sasuke's and you get mistaken for an emo chicken butt man.
I wish I could have some lunch. -is hungry-
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I wouldn't kill anyone... o_____o
Would you rather lick a dead cat or lick a dead bird? .....
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^ is checking on eyeoftruth
= needs a graphics tablet. :<
v Will get me a graphics tablet! xD
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Once there was a poop but it got old so nobody tried to eat it, so it cried tears that were pink. Then it destroyed the white house because it was 3vil! So the cops killed Bush for attempting to regain his nukes. Then he tried singing carols at Mount Everest while eating pancakes with another squirrel poop. After that they did absolutely nothing to help the inocent dog recover his mom's bone that was lost in the woods of enigmatic dog waste! The fangirls chased the monkey to the strange village of turtle monsters who were idiots. THEN he kicked the big obese eel in the cow. Later the cow killed the eel. But the cookie flew to a gorey crimescene where the blood sprayed like orange cappuchino. Later on Miami was destroyed by a psycho named Drew Carrey who did everything backwards because he is drunk. Anyway, a giant poop had conquered your butt and smiled really stupidly at Jimmy, who ate oranges colorfully on Tuesday. On friday, Jimmy launched your homework into a man eating burger which ate your arm and killed some darknuts while Terry Fontain vomited on JACK SPARROW then had the nerve to kick the president up his fat @$$ so hard he danced on the stage until he died. Twice. Afterwards, wacko aliens landed on/in the poop stadium, where guinea pigs attacked cute Helter Skelter who was smashing Hot Dogs into the giant microwave, which rolled into a pork ball. Then, Gregoire went to malo mart, where he bought a monkey(which was on sale), and saved over %15 pecent on car insurence with Gieko. However, he bricked
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^ is also a girl XD
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I wouldn't do that just for a Wii. When it comes to stuff like this, I wait until the hype has gone down and get one when I see one in stock...
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^ I'm an obvious type of person.
= -is still drawing- ...
v -hurls a deku nut-
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o___o...
Link + Fangirls = We don't want to go there.
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^ Likes purple bunnies
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^ I am JENOVAAA!!! >:3
= Is not really your mother.
v Has Geostigma!
The One Word Story!
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Once there was a poop but it got old so nobody tried to eat it, so it cried tears that were pink. Then it destroyed the white house because it was 3vil! So the cops killed Bush for attempting to regain his nukes. Then he tried singing carols at Mount Everest while eating pancakes with another squirrel poop. After that they did absolutely nothing to help the inocent dog recover his mom's bone that was lost in the woods of enigmatic dog waste! The fangirls chased the monkey to the strange village of turtle monsters who were idiots. THEN he kicked the big obese eel in the cow. Later the cow killed the eel. But the cookie flew to a gorey crimescene where the blood sprayed like orange cappuchino. Later on Miami was destroyed by a psycho named Drew Carrey who did everything backwards because he is drunk. Anyway, a giant poop had conquered your butt and smiled really stupidly at Jimmy, who ate oranges colorfully on Tuesday. On friday, Jimmy launched your homework into a man eating burger which ate your arm and killed some darknuts while Terry Fontain vomited on JACK SPARROW then had the nerve to kick the president up his fat @$$ so hard he danced on the stage until he died. Twice. Afterwards, wacko aliens landed on/in the poop stadium, where guinea pigs attacked cute Helter Skelter who was smashing Hot Dogs into the giant microwave, which rolled into a pork ball. Then, Gregoire went to malo mart, where he bought a monkey(which was on sale), and saved over %15 pecent on car insurence with Gieko. However, he bricked the administrator until there was nothing left to