Favorite Real Life Friend Quotes

[Ops 2]

"The four basic units of life: 1, 2, 3, and polar bear." -My little Brother

"Hi. I'm a dog and i have this tail, and it wags all day, and it never gets tired. OH! And I have this tail..." -My dog, Ginger

[Shadowknight 54]

I have a lot. In fact, we have a book full of them. Here's a few.

"Can I have some more hydrochloric acid?" -Tom, my friend who draws disturbing comics and likes dark humor. A lot. He was actually asking the chemistry teacher this question.

"He's a stylish guy. He has a sort of...casual formality." -Kelly at a tennis match.

"Precipitation is an interesting thing. Think about it." -my girlfriend.

There's a lot more. I'll post them later.

[Arcane 12]

My friend said this last night:

"He actually ruined a bad song. That takes skill."

[Teto 2609]

Me: Norman

Rory: ARGH! *head explodes*

Rory: Afterwards

Me: ARGH! *head explodes*

(inside joke)

[eyeoftruth 2]

I have lots of stoner quotes from my friends, here are some:

"Oh no! the ghoul dog tree is coming to gather my soul!" - A stoned Johannes

"I can't clap. My arms are way to long!" - A stoned Malin

"I now understand the mind of a stalker. Stalkers deserves more respect than normal people" A stoned Lisa

"Life is a river, only when you're truly in the same flow as your unit, you can reach nirvana. I'm in nirvana. No wait, puppy, i'm still here..." a stoned Johan

"Mario likes to smoke a joint. Luigi stuffs some green poo into his pipe. Then he gives Mario an ugly look." A stoned Damian

"Man, let's go for a hike in the forest and catch some pokemons..." A stoned Bj

[The Minish Link 1]

That last one made me LOL.

*Singsong* "I'm a drunkeeeen moooonkeeeyyy."

[Cat Girl 0]

Okay, to understand this one, you need the setting. My friend and I are in drama club, and he ran up to me earlier to day while we were there. Keep in mind that most of his time he spends pretending to be this really fruity guy to get people to 'back away slowly.'

Devin: "Hey, Kaitlin, can I borrow your high heels?!"

Me: "..."

Of course, I found out it was for a part in our play where the guys have to dress up like girls.

[Arcane 12]

That's a bit strange. Lol.

"Go get 'em boys!"

That's what our coach used to say a lot. It was his catchphrase. (Notice I said "used to be". Apparently he doesn't like everyone mimicing him...)

[Shadowknight 54]

"Freakin' A, Scotty!" - Tom

This one's a bit odd, but still. "Spit it out, boy. (Voice changes to a high-pitched squeaky voice) I...I borrowed your truck and accidentally ran into the neighbor's pig. (Voice goes deep again) Boy, I'ma beat ya'." - Tom, for an hour or so at tennis.

Not so much a quote as an incident. "Screw you!!!" - Gilbert, screaming at someone who cut him off while driving. He then proceeds to attempt to uppercut his dashboard, misses, and hits his windshield. Cracks spiderweb across.

"Speaking of unrelated topics..." - Collin

[Farron 0]

"*shrugs* life isnt perfect you know "

-my friend Madeline.

[Umbreon 0]

So one day in band instead of playing our instruments we did a little activity where we each got to teach the others something, (I did anime...) Well another kid did the history video games, and it ended on this:

"Then in the 1800s Nintendo came along." Every body started to crack up even the teacher...

[True Gamer 19]

Today in 3rd period, this was said by two of my friends, while looking at pictures of their "future" cars:

Raul: "Nice ride, where's your other one?"

Gary: "My other ride is your mom."

Gave me a good laugh.

[Du5t1n 57]

During my first time. eyeoftruth will get it.

So I'm walking behind my friend down the hallway matching his speed...

"Are you feelin' it man?"

"Well I didn't think so but I just realized that it seems like you're walking EXTREMELY slowly...and I feel like I'm walking extremely fast... and we're going the same speed. How long have we been walking down this hallway?"

Good times...

Oh and "I've got my winky and my dairy and my meat."