WAR ON THE GREAT ARMY OF HYRULE

[Young Link Addict 67]

Doesn't effect me because I don't believe you are there.

*Puts on Dark Fierce Deity Mask* Now I am a God type person. *Slashes Jesus with my sword.*

[Jesus (BANNED) 0]

I'm actually infected with a sample of the progenerator virus meaning that I am healed.

-Backs away before lunging at HF and biting into his neck with his ANGEL TEETH (remember that?)

[Chef Nonsense 0]

*Spekkio uses Luminaire on Jesus*
*ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE*

[Farron 0]

-grabs Jesus IMPOSTER's head and jaw and pulls them apart, splitting his head in half-
-tackles him to the ground and curb stomps him-

[Jesus (BANNED) 0]

TOO BAD I AM INVINCIBLE!

I call in Pope Man and Alter Boy to aid me in my epic struggle!

[Young Link Addict 67]

CHARZARD! I CHOOSE YOU!

Charzard, Flame Thrower!

*Charzard burns everyone.*

Where did I get a pokemon?

[Farron 0]

I don't actually have to kill you to stop you, though.
-throws Jesus IMPOSTER into the endless pit of redeads and plugs up the top of the sinkhole with INSTANTLY HARDENING invincible cement-

[Jesus (BANNED) 0]

I gave it to you as I am the almighty.

-Takes away YLA's christmas presents and replaces them with explosives and EVIL!

No, wait... You're in the evil army...

I replace them with GOOD!

[Farron 0]

-burns them and kills Santa Claus-
There's that problem solved.
I HAVE AN IDEA TO MAKE THIS CEMENT EVEN MORE INVINCIBLE!!!
-stands on it-
EVERYONE!! STAND ON IT AND YOUR WEIGHT WILL MAKE IT HARDER TO LIFT!!

[Hige (BANNED) 0]

With Jesus dead, Kijuju returns and kicks HylianForrunner into the rising cement.

But, what's this? CHUCK NORRIS IS ON THEIR SIDE?! OH GOD, NO!

Chuck Norris saves HylianForrunner and flies away to be awesome another day.

[Young Link Addict 67]

Go my invencible Yoshi pet! [img]http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u67/Ookamilover21/redyoshi.gif[/img]

Yoshi: RUN AWAY!
Me: Where are you going?
Yoshi: You your profile, home place!!

*Shoots fire bolt at Jesus.*

[Farron 0]

HA!
-kicks Kijuju back and sends her flying-
-YLA kicks her as soon as she's about to land-
-they both take turns kicking her as she flies across the landscape from point A to point B-

[Hige (BANNED) 0]

YLA = Overkill

Overkill = bad

Bad = Satan

Satan = Santa


HylianForrunner killed Santa so therefore, YLA is dead.

I beat you with Math!

[Young Link Addict 67]

I don't believe in Satan. Therefore, you math is invalid.

[Hige (BANNED) 0]

Belief does not equal fact, therefor you are dead.