WAR ON THE GREAT ARMY OF HYRULE

[Teto 2609]

-Throws rocks at YLA and pummels him to the ground with stoney goodness.

I'm sure eyeoftruth would love watching YLA get stoned.

[Jesus (BANNED) 0]

Summons Buddah to flatten half of their army and sends lightining at them before turning their water supply into wine.

Damn, I've wasted all my good Jesus jokes.

[Young Link Addict 67]

[quote name='Chef Nonsense' post='209857' date='Mar 12 2009, 07:00 PM']I know what we need.
Though it is not a wise idea.
I don't really feel ok with it.
Sugar+CG still might = you know what....
Though I would advise against it.[/quote]
DO IT!

*Eats Bathy's rocks.* Yum. I have to eat something. Being trained by the gorons did it.

[Farron 0]

-chains a roundhouse kick combo onto Bathy's head, hitting him several times-
-throws him away and punches the ground, causing an earthquake-

Haven't godmodded in awhile, I'll have to get used to it again.

[Chef Nonsense 0]

[quote name='HylianForrunner' post='209860' date='Mar 12 2009, 06:01 PM']DO IT!!!

-catches the Jesus discs and throws them at Kijuju-
-pulls out the fatman and launches a mini nuke at Bathy-[/quote]
Though I think I remember her saying no more sugar for her.(Or at least not the hyperactive kind)
And besides I have to consider her feelings on this.

Also Bathy, Stop using your multiple accounts.(actually I guess its ok)
*Pokes bathy*

[Hige (BANNED) 0]

You will not survive the onslaught. I will attack you with my bio-weapons, Jesus will use super-human powers and Bathy will simply claw you with his fox-squirrel features.

And here I am without a fourth browser.

[Teto 2609]

Bathy drops dead an forfeits the war.

[Hige (BANNED) 0]

Kijuju drops dead and forfeits the war.

[Young Link Addict 67]

Ryu has my Dark Saber Sword from when I was in the Great Empire. It's my best weopon. Though it's under a password only he knows. Some try to get it.

[Jesus (BANNED) 0]

But Jesus lives to battle on!

-Steals all of Kijuju's and Bathy's powers and becomes the 'Indestructible Master of War'.

[Farron 0]

-lunges into Kijuju and punches her in the stomach, sending her flying and causing a loud CRUNCH to be heard-
GOING ALL DEMON ON Y'ALL!!!
I would say that I can't hurt Jesus, but I know it's not really Jesus, so...
-Shoots Jesus IMPOSTER in the forehead several times and kicks him in the stomach several times-
TAKE IT AWAY, YLA!!!

[quote]-Steals all of Kijuju's and Bathy's powers and becomes the 'Indestructible Master of War'.[/quote]
OH NO YOU DI-N'T!!!
-kicks the ground, sending a shockwave Jesus's way-
-YLA explodes from the ground under Jesus and comes up with an EXTREMELY powerful hook to Jesus's face-

[Young Link Addict 67]

Everyone under this fire proof shield I have! *Uses Dins fire to hit everyone else on the battle field.*

[Jesus (BANNED) 0]

-YLA throws a punch at me but cant effect me because he doesn't believe I exist(ed).

I release wine into the air which you drink but some become infected with the T-Virus and end up infecting more of each other.

[Farron 0]

[quote name='Jesus' post='209875' date='Mar 12 2009, 05:10 PM']-YLA throws a punch at me but cant effect me because he doesn't believe I exist(ed).

I release wine into the air which you drink but some become infected with the T-Virus and end up infecting more of each other.[/quote]
-takes glass cup and grabs Jesus IMPOSTER by the neck and shoves the glass cup down his throat and crushes his neck in his hand, breaking the glass-

[Chef Nonsense 0]

I know A guy that can help! >=D
*calls in Spekkio:[u][b]THE[/b][/u] MASTER OF WAR!*
Now we're cooking with gas *pun not intended*