Best way to teach someone to swim FAST

[Du5t1n 57]

This game goes like this:

You are a swim trainer. You need to train your students to swim as fast as possible so they can win the Olympics and ultimately take over Earth. What is the best way to get them swimming fast and becoming SUPER EFFECTIVE?

I'll go first. I propose the use of crocodiles as an incentive.

"Swimming coach Mark Davies says his young swimmers are beating the clock, now that they're being chased by a hungry "croc." "

CNN.com "How fast can YOU swim when chased by a crocodile?"

[Joshawott 7]

I'd say getting high as hell.

It worked for Michael Phelps.

[Hedawn Omni 1]

I'd just push them in and then yell "start kicking".

JK

Edited 9 Apr 2009 by Flame sage (see edit history)

[real link 0]

how about being chased by this

http://dsc.discovery.com/news/2007/06/19/g...tiger3_zoom.jpg

[Teto 2609]

Throw them in. The worthy swimmers shall be chosen by fate.

[Arcane 12]

Have them swim up a waterfall.

[Young Link Addict 67]

Make them watch the video "How to swim in 5 minuets." It's an actual movie. I kid you not.

[Susaga 0]

I'd say force them to develop fins and gills and a taste for blood. Chop your hand off at the other end.

[Michael 290]

Through octoroks in.

[True Gamer 19]

Throw in a small shark along with the person, then play suspenseful music like in "Jaws."

[Xylobe 0]

drag them along the sea floor by a chain attached to a speedboat.

[Warhorse 0]

I'd just throw them in the pool.

And when the surviving ones get tired, I'll throw a shark in or something. xDD

[Jo-Bengt 0]

I immediately begin work on an infant that will follow my every command.

Upon birth, I begin instructing it in the ways of swimming, training it all throughout childhood in the ways of swimming, effectively creating the Olympic "super-soldier."

This swimmer can exceed 350 MPH while swimming, and is a surefire way to conquer the Olympics.

"Swim, would you kindly?"

[Marquis 9]

ow..... man.... i'm so tired.... the things you guys say are hilarious..... my balls hurt XD

I'd use a surgery to insert motors into their feet. and put a sail and a fan on their back.... just incase.....