Welcoming All Vampires

[PokeFan 0]

I think the vampires are staying away because i decorated the place with mah garlic. mmmm. It's good stuff, mate.

[Silent One 2]

Just like your ankle.

Indeed,

Also, I think the Vampires are sleeping this time of day isn't they?

[Arcane 12]

Ahhh.... That must be it.

[Teto 2609]

No one posted at Rain's topic. XD

Indeed. I think I might have chosen the wrong forum. It's pretty innactive.

[Du5t1n 57]

[Ammonsa 308]

Omg! I wuz sooo w8ting 4 ppl to relize tht Twilight iz lik the best omg its lyk alwyz gonna b awsome 4 shizzile Jasper is lyk soo hot ♥ omg omg Jacob iz sooo hot 2 he lyk 108 degrez proven fact

But, in all seriousness. I vill accept vour velcome.

[Du5t1n 57]

[Du5t1n 57]

iz pretty kool link its a vampire!!

[Farron 0]

-is in his house with a friend-

me: -opens fridge-

friend: Dude, why do you have empty beer bottles in your fridge?

me: -placing a goblet on a counter- I haven't filled them yet.

friend: You must've drank it sometime, dude.

me: The beer? No. I have my own preferences. I just buy the beer for the bottles so that I may fill them with what I like.

friend: Dude, I found a full one. What is this s***, red whine?

me: Metaphorically. -pushes the goblet his way and gets another one- Have a drink.

friend: -spits it out- What the hell is this, blood?!

me: -takes a sip from his own drink- I believe so. A bit... Bitter this time. It is, nonetheless, satisfying. -smiles, showing his teeth-

friend: So, dude, you've got beer bottles full of blood AND plastic fangs? What's that for, impressing the chicks? I've got to try that.

me: -sighs- You really are a moron, aren't you?

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Needless to say, I filled up another bottle.

[Negation 1]

Eww.

I smell a bunch of Twilight-lovers on a late rampage.

[Ammonsa 308]

Go away. Twilight is cool.

Edited 9 Jun 2009 by Bond (see edit history)

[Farron 0]

Eww.

I smell a bunch of Twilight-lovers on a late rampage.

Twilight Princess?

[Jo-Bengt 0]

Turn a ninja into a vampire and all hell will break loose.