The Universe wants us dead!

[Arcane 12]

I understood your reasoning. It just stuck me as funny.

[Vio Milanor 28]

I think there are too, but I'm just saying.

Ok, Vio, what if I said human beings.

Now that's more like it. c: Though, it's still a bit sketchy to say that. We don't know if there's a hidden colony of human beings out thar. Maybe from the past or future. Even from current tieeeem. o:

[Arcane 12]

Perhaps a long, long time ago, in a galaxy far away?

[Vio Milanor 28]

Yes, perhaps a long, long time ago, in a galaxy far away.

DUN DO DO DO DOOO... dun dun dun dun duuununun nun nuuuuuuuuun.... nuuuuuun...... Nuuuuuuuun *Giant spaceship flying through space*

CUE SITH MOOSIC. >:C Dan dan dan dandandan dandandaaaaan-- *shot* That was quite a bit of spam, don't you think? :<

[Jo-Bengt 0]

You know, our galaxy passing a huge-ass black hole would be interesting... Isn't there a black hole in the center of our galaxy?

[Vio Milanor 28]

... o.o I thought the center of our gala-- Oh wait no, The Sun's not the center of our GALAXY. |D

[Otis McNutt 395]

You know, our galaxy passing a huge-ass black hole would be interesting... Isn't there a black hole in the center of our galaxy?

That's speculation that hasn't been proven or disproven. You know what would be worse than being sucked in oblivion, It's called "Intersecting Galaxies" or "Galactic Collision". Basically it's when two whole galaxies slam into each other. sending whole systems flinging about at billions of miles a second.

Edited 7 Jul 2009 by Savanti Romero (see edit history)

[Jo-Bengt 0]

You mean Galactic Interco-

I mean, that's scary, Savanti!

[Otis McNutt 395]

ELE #3

Global Warming

Ah there it is, the big "Hot Button" issue of recent years. Simply put the Earth is heating up and it might (or might not) have to do with all the crap were putting into the air. This will cause many different things to happen

* An explosion in populations of Tropical Species

* Kill Temperate Species or a mass migration towards the colder pole regions

* Extinction of most polar animals

* Wetter climate worldwide causing more rainfall which in turn can cause flooding

* Melting snow and ice increasing the ocean water level flooding coastal cities

This and others the human race would most assuredly live through. So don't start building that ark just yet.

Tomorrow... The Ocean wants us DEAD!!!!!!!

[Aethix 129]

Actually, average temperatures have been decreasing since 1998.

[Grandmaster Phoenix 26]

So fake. Notice how he got it from the EPA, the most biased source?

A scientist in the EPA disproved global warming. He was fired and his report was destroyed.

[Stormsworder 0]

Actually, I thought it was more than just one scientist who was fired for disproving global warming? After all, those GW advocates like Al Gore LOVE green things. Green money, that is.

Also, we're more likely to have someone cause a resonance cascade and bring the apocalypse upon us all... Didn't you see that picture of the super collider with Gordan Freeman near it?

[Vio Milanor 28]

Just because it's from EPA, doesn't mean that it's completely fake. o:

Of course, I'm only saying this because I don't pay attention to the scientific politicts of our day. I havn't gotten to do any research on my own, so I'm not all too certain. Of course, Global Warming isn't Global Warming though. o: Y'see, that fictional God that most people believe in... Is... FICTIONALLY BREATHING... On the Fictional planet called Earth. c: See?

[Otis McNutt 395]

ELE #4

Clathrate "Gun"

Clathrates are really cool they are "composites in which a lattice of one substance forms a cage round another". You might be saying "What the hell does that mean?" A simple analog is the delicious snack treat "Pigs in blankets"

Much like this amazing amalgum of sausage and bread the Clathrate is two things in one. One Clathrate in particular is a nasty bytch called the Methane Clathrate. Methane clathrates form on continental shelves and using that analog Methane is the Sausage and water molecules are the crispy doughy outer layer. Methane Clathrates are really fickle and can "go off" worse than my racist grandmother after a few glasses of wine. Global warming a sudden drop in sea level or even earthquakes can set them off. Methane is a much more powerful greenhouse gas than carbon dioxide, so a Clathrate Gun could cause rapid global warming or make it much more severe if the eruption was itself caused by global warming. It would be worse than if every man, woman, child and animal "Let one rip" at the same time!

Tomorrow... The big one!!!!!!

Edited 8 Jul 2009 by Savanti Romero (see edit history)

[Vio Milanor 28]

The Big one? Is it Vio?

Edited 8 Jul 2009 by Vio Milanor (see edit history)