Speak in "Spongebob Squarepants" Quotes

[Young Link Addict 67]

"Mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as PICKLED PIGS FEET!"

"Meow."

[Roc 8]

AS IF I REALLY LOOK LIKE THIS!

[Otis McNutt 395]

Engage Blindfold!

Oh Fish Paste!

Flappin' Flounder what's that!

Oh Tartar Sauce!

Squwilliam: Well Squiddy, this is exactly what I thought your Band would look like. (camera pans to over energetic Spongebob)

Squidward: That's his eager face

[Arcane 12]

CHEEEEEEEEEAAATTIIINNGGG!!!!!!

[Otis McNutt 395]

Smitty Jourgenmanjensen, it's his hat. He was #1!

Who has a Spatula for a hand.

Good morning world and all who inhabit it (grunts as he falls down stairs, his fog horn clock stuck on his head)

Now that my terrifying incident of pain is over, it's time for breakfast *sings* the most important meal of the day, serving it up Gary's way.

*looks at the can of Snailpo* I've been feeding this to Gary for years, I wonder how it tastes? *sticks toung inside can and retched* !!!BARF!!!

Edited 4 Sep 2009 by Savanti Romero (see edit history)

[Roc 8]

"YOU GET BEHIND HER AND I'LL PUSH!"

[Otis McNutt 395]

Gary, you are gonna finish your dessert, and you are gonna like it!

Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets!

SpongeBob: Bye, Squidward! Bye, Mr. Krabs! [sounding flirtatious] Bye, Squidward.

Patrick: You said "Bye Squidward" twice.

SpongeBob: I like Squidward.

"Like my mom always said: 'If you can't think of anything to say something nice about someone, don't blow your nose into your hand.'"

[Hiro Protagonist 0]

Let's gather round the campfire

and sing our campfire song.

our c-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song

and if you don't that we can sing it faster then you're wrong.

but it'll help if you just sing along bum bum bum...

c-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song

c-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song

and if you don't that we can sing it faster then you're wrong.

but it'll help if you just sing along

c-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song

Patrick!

song!c-a-m-p-f-i-r-e

squidward! good!

it'll help

it'll help

If you just sing along

Oh yeah!!

[Otis McNutt 395]

Let's gather round the campfire

and sing our campfire song.

our c-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song

and if you don't that we can sing it faster then you're wrong.

but it'll help if you just sing along bum bum bum...

c-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song

c-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song

and if you don't that we can sing it faster then you're wrong.

but it'll help if you just sing along

c-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song

Patrick!

song!c-a-m-p-f-i-r-e

squidward! good!

it'll help

it'll help

If you just sing along

Oh yeah!!

I took my Niece and Nephew camping, and they HATED me when I burst out in this song.

I don't think you can be a mom Patrick, you never wear a shirt.

Oh that's right, well just call me Daddy!

FUTURE, FUTURE, FUUUUTTTTUUURRREEE!

Everything's Chrome in the Future.

Patar!

Spongegar!

Tobunga Gary! Gary Tobunga!

Patar unga Squag!

I'm a Goofy Goober yeah!

Bar Tough: DJ time for the test, no baby can resist singing along to this!

Patrick: Spongebob it's the "Goofy Goober" theme song

Spongebob:[frightened] I know!

[SilverAlchemic 355]

spongebob: the mash-bringing, the slash-hinging...

squidward: the hash slinging slasher!!!!!!

[Otis McNutt 395]

SpongeBob: The Hash-Slinging Slasher! (starts to cry)

Squidward: At last you understand! We're doomed!

SpongeBob: No, that's not it. (wipes tear) I am just so touched that you would go through the trouble to dress up as a ghostly fry cook and stand on the other side of the

street, just to entertain me! You must really like me! (cries again)

Squidward: SpongeBob, there are two problems with your theory. One - I hate you. And two - how can that be me when I'm standing right here!? (the man taps on the door with

his spatula; shows SpongeBob. AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! to the point where his eyelashes grow)

SpongeBob & Squidward: THE HASH-SLINGING SLASHER!!! (the guy walks in the door and up to the counter)

Squidward: SpongeBob, no matter what I've said, I've always sort of liked you.

SpongeBob: Squidward, I used your clarinet to unclog my toilet.

Squidward: Huh? (the guy reaches the counter)

The Guy: Can I have a job application? I brought my own spatula. (holds up spatula) I called here earlier but I hung up 'cause I was nervous.

SpongeBob: Do you have references?

Squidward: Wait, if that was you on the phone and you on the bus, then who was flickering the lights? (lights flicker on and off; SpongeBob, Squidward and the guy look over

to see Count Orlock, a vampire from a 1930s movie named Nosferatu)

SpongeBob, Squidward & The Guy: Nosferatu!

Count Orlock: (smiles)

[Duke Abercrombie 0]

Mmm, Kelpo~

[SoulSwordx 0]

SpongeBob :I DON'T BELONG IN MEGA WEENIE HUT JUNIOR!!!

Patrick : You're right.... you belong in SUPER MEGA WEENIE HUT JUNIOR!!!

[Otis McNutt 395]

Good thinking bodyguard, the stranger might've been on that plane.

[Eka 387]

Spongebob: "I'm sorry for calling you a stupid star!"

Patrick: "I'm sorry for drawing that picture and sending you to the back of the class and then putting you in detention!"

Spongebob: "I'm sorry your sentence is so long!"

Patrick: "ME TOO, LET'S SAVE ROGER!"