Roses Are Red

[Hare Krishna 0]

There is a turtle

his name being stew

I want to put him

in my soup

[o Legiitz o 0]

misa is dumb

she should suck on her thumb

boom

[Marquis 9]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

i'm skitzahfrenik

or however you spell it

[Padraig! 103]

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

A rap battle is fun

when you have a gun,

I'll shoot you in the chest

So you'll need to rest.

and then you will die

of lead poisoning, I don't lie.

I'll listen to Darkshines

and then run I'll run out of lines...

Darkshines, good song.

[Arcane 12]

Hmm. The one by Muse?

If so, you need a space.

It's no big deal, but you may still confuse

Those people who aren't of the Aryan race.

[misa 0]

She wont leave me alone,

She calls me on the phone,

She absolutely full of crap,

Which makes me want to set a trap,

And send her far far away,

So I can have a peaceful day.

Directed towards sweet pea because this is for calling me names like dumpy =P.

[pheonix561 2080]

na na na na

na na na na

this thread will

never die.

[Jo-Bengt 0]

Roses are Red

And so is your Bed

[Arcane 12]

Violets are blue

I'll bet she is too.

[pheonix561 2080]

grass is green

daisies are white

my awesome new rhyme scheme

is out of sight.

[Aliana Moon 0]

Roses are red,

Violets are Blue,

Give me a cookie

Before I Kill You...

[Sahaqiel 1232]

Man I remember this thread.

[Arcane 12]

What is this, foo'?

No rhyme from you?

Could this be true?

This makes me so blue.

[pheonix561 2080]

Your Ragin' Raichu's Miracles will lay down smack.

Your Hatin' Haiku's Syllables are out of Wack.

Your lady's Hairy Chesticles make me cry.

[pheonix561 2080]

Your haiku was off

way too many syllables

you should try again