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"Video Games are bad for you? That's what they said about Rock and Roll."

-I think it was Shigeru Miyamoto....if not, one of the main heads of Nintendo.

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"Wow, my life is like a nonexistant void that sucks in everything around it, including defenseless woodland creatures, and spits them back out in a different dimension.

I'm sorry, what?"

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"May I please have a writing utensil...made of led?" - My friend Zach, asking a person in my class for a Pencil.

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I'll add another one of my fave quotes, and I dunno if this counts, cus it was created by my friends and I:

*The scene takes place at a school, where a class just fnished a spelling test and the teacher is handing back the tests marked. A kid is talking to his friend while they are getting handed back.*

Kid: *gets test back* *smiles* "YAY!! I gots good grammars." ^^

Friend: "...Grammars? Jeez, who taught you how to spoke!?"

:D

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THIS IS MY FAV QUOTE OF ALL TIME! I don't remember where I got it though....OH WELL!

"Well I'd like a bowl of ice cream and a golden statue of me in every city, but we can't all be a fruity dip cup, now can we?!"

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Best. Quote. Ever.

"When Chuck Norris jumps into a swimming pool, he doesn't get wet. The water get's... Chuck Norris!"

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"When thoughts

Of the last bitter hour come like a blight

over thy spirit, and sad images

Of the stern agony, and shroud, and pall,

And breathless darkness, and the narrow house,

Make thee to shudder, and grow sick at heart;

Go forth, under the open sky, and list

To Nature's teachings, while from all around--

Earth and her waters, and the depths of air--

Comes a voice--Yet a few days, and thee

The all-beholding sun shall see no more

In all his course; nor yet in the cold ground,

Where thy pale form was laid, with many tears."

I think it's a poem, but the first time I heard it it was on Space Ghost Coast to Coast, and it was being sung. It was funny. Very funny. I've looked for a download. No luck. :unsure:

"I, Space Ghost, am dying."

-Space Ghost. Yes, this was funny too."

"Doctor: Do you have a cardiovascular system?

Space Ghost: What is this, Eleven Questions? Yes, of course I have a vardiocascular system!

Doctor: Does it resemble the humanoid system?

Space Ghost: Pretty much, except for the no-blood part.

Doctor: What does it pump around, by the way, if not blood?

Space Ghost: Oh, you know. Juices and such."

-Dialogue from Space Ghost Coast to Coast, Episode 58, "Terminal". Yes, this was also extremely funny.

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From "The Revenge of The Sith" book.

" The dark is generous, and it is patient, and it always wins.

It wins because it is everywhere.

It is the wood that burns on your hearth, and in the kettle on the fire; it is under your chair and under your table and under your bed. Walk in the midday sun and the dark is with you, attached to the soles of your feet.

The brightest light casts the darkest shadow."

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"I'm armed and insane!"

-ME!!!!

I said that a few mins. ago while play SSBM as Young Link, I was doing this VS. Mode thing with all Young Links, well anyway, and I had a bomb out and he was coming for me and I said "I'm armed and insane!" (it's true! :D ) and threw the bomb. He went Ka-boom!

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OOOH! I got one! Arcanelord's post inspired me lol ^^

I read this online somewhere, and I've loved it ever since.

"Chuck Norris wears Spiderman Pajamas. Spiderman wears Chuck Norris pajamas."

And lets add one more in, for the heck of it.

"When God said, 'Let there be light!', Chuck Norris said, 'Say please.'" :D

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"Everyone makes choices.Look at Nintendo,they made the Zelda games.That was a choice.Look at Bungie.They made Halo.That was a choice.Now comes the time for your choice.Will you leave me alone,or will you continue to scratch my arm and kick me over and over again?

...Either way,I'm still gonna kick Sasuke's ass."

-me.

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This quote perfectly describes me! It was on my friends shirt!:

"I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!"

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For halo games - *shoots with sniper* TAG your an it.

For general - Next time your going stab me in the back, have the guts to do it to my face - Captain Malcom Reynolds, Firefly series

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Dear Sarge

kicking ass in outer space,wish you were here.

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This takes the cake for me

Cortana: The message just repeats: Regret. Regret. Regret.

Keyes: Catchy. Any idea what it means?

Johnson: Dear humanity, we regret being alien ol' chaps, we regret coming to

Earth, and we most definitely regret the Corps just blew up our raggedy-ass

fleet!

Pilots: Hoorah!

best line of the game :P

HALO 2

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