Godzilla vs. Chuck Norris

[Rika Code 29]

No.

but the fourth one is penguins

[Ivo-goji 0]

No, the fifth one is penguins. The fourth one is As-yet-unknown third party.

While I do not doubt Chuck Norris would be able to kill Godzilla, I seriously have trouble imagining that dieing would have a big impact on the G-Man's fighting abilities. He would totally jump right back up and resume brawling. Even if Chuck could some how disintegrate his entire 60 thousand-something mass, he would probably come back without much difficulty. We're talking about two guys that have a very long history of godmodding.

[Rika Code 29]

Saha is Chuck Norris

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Would kick everyones butt hole except for saha because saha is so awesome he would become friends with chuck norris and they would rule the world together.

[Rika Code 29]

A Zora

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhrwR94VmRo

[Rika Code 29]

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... Okay, try it now.

[Rika Code 29]

I need to watch a Godzilla movie

[misa 0]

Chuck Norris isn't a zora he is a kick ass human that everyone loves like saha, wait saha's not human. ohshitsahaisgonnaeatourbrainsrun!

[Boy in Green 0]

Chuck Norris would obvoisly win (duh)

[Ivo-goji 0]

Chuck Norris would get bored of fighting an opponent that never goes down. After killing Godzilla for the fifty fifth time he would just give up and throw in the towel.

[Jo-Bengt 0]

whose Chuck Norris????

You're asking who Chuck Norris is? Nobody really, just the guy who went to the Virgin Islands and made them the Islands. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep at night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. This guy was born in a log cabin that he built with his bare hands. Scientists have claimed that in the event of a worldwide nuclear explosion, the only ones to survive would be Chuck Norris and cockroaches.

Figurtively speaking, yes.

Just run a search for him on the internet.

You don't find Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris finds you.

[Ivo-goji 0]

You're asking who Chuck Norris is? Nobody really, just the guy who went to the Virgin Islands and made them the Islands. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep at night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. This guy was born in a log cabin that he built with his bare hands. Scientists have claimed that in the event of a worldwide nuclear explosion, the only ones to survive would be Chuck Norris and cockroaches.

You don't find Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris finds you.

Dude, I heard that exact same phrase two days ago. Uncanney.

Chuck Norris may be able to survive a nuclear explosion, but Godzilla IS a nuclear explosion!

[randomfan 0]

No, Godzilla is a hunk of rubber that has anger management problems.