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Godzilla vs. Chuck Norris

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At last, the ultimate battle for the fate of the universe is at hand...

In this corner, weighing in at 60000 tons, that bad beasty from Tokyo, the King of the Monsters, GODZILLA!

And in this other corner (visualize with me), weighing in at something considerablely less heavy, that master of the martial arts, the living legend, CHUCK NORRIS!

Who shall be victorious? Which one of these titans of the big screen will walk away as the winner? It is your choice to decide! Let the battle commence!!!!!!!!!!!!

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whose Chuck Norris????

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Eww, both of them annoy me... I'd rather have some penguins. <3

A wizard did it, Ivo-goji.

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How did either of you post without viewing the topic?

...And why did my Avatar suddenly change to a new image?!??O_o

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either

A: Trogdor, who you totally forgot for some reason, or

B: Sahaqiel, because come on. We all know he'd do something like build an atom bomb out of a mail box and seven cups of coffee, then build a catapult out of the trunk of his dad's car and dick cheney, and lob it into norris's face, and then do those awesome things we all know sahaqiel can totally do.

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But seriously though whose Chuck Norris is he some kind of Zora??

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Figurtively speaking, yes.

Just run a search for him on the internet.

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O_o never seen him before but if Ivo says Zora I'm voting for him

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Mariko rolls in and kicks both of their asses.

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Second'd Sahaqiel.

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Choose the fourth one if your voting for somebody who isn't listed...

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you mean Pengiuns

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No.

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First, Chuck Norris would kill Godzilla by looking at him. Then Mr. T will take Godzilla's place in the ring. The resulting brawl will destroy half the universe, and scar the other half for life.

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Chuck Norris would round kick Godzilla into space. But if Sahaqiel joined the fray...hmm. Now that's tough to decide.

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