Broken Sports Dreams

[pheonix561 2080]

You just gave up the winning home run, or maybe you struck out in the bottom of the 9th with 2 outs and the bases loaded, down by 3 runs. Maybe you dropped that pass in the endzone that was in your hands with the clock expiring. Maybe you missed your free throws, or that last penalty kick. Maybe you missed the cut, just by one. Maybe they took the top 30 players after camp, you were #31. Whatever it was, you were the last one to leave the locker room, dragging your ass and moping all the way. It's hotter than hell and you have 5 miles to walk home. The parking lot was empty, except for one car. It was your Dad, he made it after all. You wipe the tears from your eyes, get in the car and can't say a word, you're still chocking back the tears from yet another heartbreaking loss. Your Dad turns to you and says:

[Ammonsa 308]

Son, I am disappoint.

[randomfan 0]

Son, I've watched you play sports since you could barely walk. I've seen aIl your games, in every single sport you tried out. And I hate to tell you this, but you're a complete and utter failure.

[Grandmaster Phoenix 26]

Son, get out. You are obviously not good enough for sports. Maybe a nice long walk home would be good practice for next year.

[Rika Code 29]

Get back into the kitchen

[Ammonsa 308]

GoC wins. Seriously. I actually want to hug you.

[Aethix 129]

"If anybody asks, you're adopted."

[Ammonsa 308]

"It's been a good run, boy. But now I'm gonna let you go"

[Brodongo 272]

I couldn't hear him over the vuvuzelas

[Grandmaster Phoenix 26]

*click*Sorry I have to do this son, but I have to put you down...

[Ammonsa 308]

Oh my god you really are a nazi.

[Fierce Muffin 490]

Son, have you ever played a game of

Pretend?