Cascade v.s. Dawn

[Arcane 12]

Every bottle of Dawn gives a dollar to save wildlife, guys.

[Ammonsa 308]

Cascade. Dawn doesn't exist here.

[Arcane 12]

Sure she does. She came on chat earlier, after she got back from the puppy shelter.

[23:12:24]

[23:05:46] Cascade: huh?

[23:05:53] Cascade: i need a friend named dawn?

[23:05:56] Cascade: brodongo

[23:06:27] Arcane: http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_3K88Os_ixFc/SShuLbRnYuI/AAAAAAAAAak/iuDnzHE9PeI/s400/dawn.jpg

[23:06:28] brodongo: from the picture

[23:06:35] Cascade: :<

[23:06:43] Cascade: the detergent jokes will never stop

[23:06:50] Arcane: never

[23:06:52] brodongo: that was more of a soap joke

[23:06:58] Arcane: true

[23:07:00] Cascade: same thing

[23:07:07] brodongo: subtle difference

[23:07:08] Double45: lol

[23:07:13] Double45: my mom uses dawn

[23:07:19] brodongo: i can wash my hands wit hdawn

[23:07:43] Arcane: I actually have Dawn sitting at my sink right now

[23:07:48] Arcane: I can see it from here

[23:07:50] Cascade: not cascade?

[23:07:53] Cascade: traitor

[23:07:55] Arcane: nope

[23:07:57] Arcane: sorry

[23:08:00] Cascade: :<

[23:08:01] brodongo: jealous?

[23:08:09] Arcane: The Dawn bottle has a seal on it :3

[23:08:12] Cascade: this dawn

[23:08:14] brodongo: Dawn is more popular than you

[23:08:17] Cascade: it's my biggest rival now

[23:08:18] Cascade: :<

[23:08:21] Arcane: haha

[23:08:40] Arcane: it says

[23:09:07] Arcane: 1 bottle - $1 to save wildlife

[23:09:15] Double45: lol

[23:09:23] Arcane: sorry Cascade, but Dawn is a better cause

[23:09:29] Arcane: D;

[23:09:30] brodongo: AND she cares about the environment

[23:09:31] Cascade: well

[23:09:43] Cascade: i care about the environment too!

[23:09:44] Cascade: :<

[23:09:57] Cascade: i have a new dream job now

[23:10:03] Cascade: becoming the cascade mascot

[23:10:05] Cascade: :>

...keeps going for a bit...

Dawn joined the channel.

[23:12:24] Midna sets mode +v Dawn

[23:12:26] Fortissimo: Hello, Dawn! Welcome to the Zelda chat room.

[23:12:27] Cascade: stupid dee-dee

[23:12:33] Cascade: arcane is that you

[23:12:34] Arcane: DAWN

[23:12:36] Arcane: <3

[23:12:39] Dawn: hey everyone <3

[23:12:43] Arcane: no, it's not, I swear

[23:12:50] Cascade: lol it's someone here

[23:12:51] Dawn: just got back from the puppy shelter

[23:12:57] Dawn: hey Cas

[23:13:01] Arcane: aww

[23:13:01] Dawn: how have you been?

[23:13:05] Dawn: living in my shadow

[23:13:10] Arcane: I LOVE YOU DAWN

[23:13:11] Cascade: dawn

[23:13:14] Cascade: i hate you

[23:13:20] Dawn: oh please

[23:13:24] Cascade: or should i say dee-dee

[23:13:28] Dawn: we had this conversation before

[23:13:43] Cascade: lol i know who this really is now

[23:13:50] Arcane: yeah

[23:14:41] Cascade: you can stop pretending now

[23:14:44] Cascade: )

[23:15:23] Dawn: please i goota go

[23:15:37] Cascade: *gotta

[23:15:44] Dawn: wildlife speeach in 20 mins

[23:15:48] Dawn: bye cas

[23:15:50] Cascade: *speech

[23:15:57] Dawn: or should i say

[23:16:01] Dawn: SISTER

[23:16:04] Dawn has quit (Client exited).

[Ammonsa 308]

No, I was referring to the detergent. It isn't available here in Aussieland.

[Arcane 12]

Oh. Well whatever.

[Ammonsa 308]

Thats all you have to say? What do you prefer?

[Brodongo 272]

sorry Cascade but Dawn is the complete package. I'm pretty sure you can wash dishes with Dawn too

[Arcane 12]

Ammonsa: If you read the chat logs you'll see I side with the environmentalist Dawn. Sorry Cascade. D;

[Ammonsa 308]

Woah.

[pheonix561 2080]

I don' really know dawn, so Cascade seems cooler so far.

[Teto 2609]

Voted Cascade as this is pretty much a competition between kindness and wildlife, and wildlife sucks so yeah.

[Duke Abercrombie 0]

I pick the one that's closest when I go to the mall.

But wouldn't Mr. Clean solve everything?

[FreckleFart 0]

Why use Cascade when you can have...

[Knuckle 484]

I prefer dawn; it's just such a great washing detergent.

...Wait, are we talking about people?