The elephants in the White house

[PrimaGaga 1025]

So, it's been all over the news as of late. FoxNews, CNN, CNBC and even the local news stations have all discussed it. If you haven't heard by now, you probably don't live in the USA...

Elephants are taking over the White house! No, not republicans, ACTUAL elephants. They are running for for various offices and actually winning votes!

I for one am against animals having authority over us humans. They are gonna bring their communism into our freedom loving domain! Also, they don't use the bathroom, they just shit as they walk. What do you guys think about this?

[Compulsia 2]

I think animals have every right to run for office, and even win.

I have a question I would like to ask you, if they are free enough to take a dump as they walk around and care less about it how can you say they are going to take our freedoms away?

[PrimaGaga 1025]

Because if we let an elephant become the next president, then what's next? A nazi zebra? It's a slippery slope.

[Sahaqiel 1232]

I think this report was... OK.

Elephants are OK too.

Defecating during walking?...

If you're an elephant...

That's... OK?

[Compulsia 2]

Because if we let an elephant become the next president, then what's next? A nazi zebra? It's a slippery slope.

Thats just really narrow minded thinking, I think YOU are the nazi.

[PrimaGaga 1025]

Nazis go "Wheee wheee" when I CLEARLY go "Whooo Whooo."

Only a terrorist would call me a nazi!

[Compulsia 2]

Nazis go "Wheee wheee" when I CLEARLY go "Whooo Whooo."

Only a terrorist would call me a nazi!

No! Firetrucks go whoo whoo!

I'm not a terrorist, I'm just open minded.

[PrimaGaga 1025]

Your mind is so open that elephants are pooping in it! Try closing it once in a while. :|

[Compulsia 2]

Firetruck you!

[PrimaGaga 1025]

I'd like to hear what real H.net members think. You know, people who MATTER!

[Compulsia 2]

Everyone matters, especially the smart worthy elephants working to make this country better.

[PrimaGaga 1025]

Well this is America and I have the right to say and think what I want to! It's called the first amendment, bitch!

[Compulsia 2]

And I respect that, all I'm saying is that you should try to be more open minded, America is a melting pot and if you can't handle the differences then you shouldn't be here, animals deserve rights just as much as people do.

[Ammonsa 308]

Personally, I accept our Elephant overlords. I hope that the same change can be brought about here in Australia.

[Puck 1]

So . . I'm being intolerent for opposing the Ground Zero mosque, and yet you discriminate against animals running for public office. Hero, i think YOU'RE the intolerent one.