Choose your own adventure

[Teto 2609]

First post after mine gets to make the choice

You have been invited to a party at a friend's house

there are some guys there you like but you hate a lot of them they're dicks

>stay at the party

>leave > where do you go instead

[Sunday 0]

>leave >goes under the bridge downtown

[Teto 2609]

you go under the bridge downtown there are trolls they have bad hair what do you do

>insult their hair

>take over the bridge and assume control of the eastern side

>become one of them

[Sunday 0]

>take over the bridge and assume control of the eastern side

[Teto 2609]

you assume control of the eastern side

trolls say "why do you do this"

>kill them all

>explain > *reason*

>destroy the bridge

[Sunday 0]

>destroy bridge

>inventory

[Teto 2609]

you don't have pockets

but you have a party invitation and you're like "that party was probably okay I should have gone to that"

you destroy the bridge nobody survived except you because you were in a plane

>fly plane into newly build world trade center

>go to the party everybody will love you you have a plane

>get some food

[Sunday 0]

>get some food

[Teto 2609]

you don't have money you twit you don't even have pockets

and you crashed the plane into the food place anyway

>go home and get money

>go to the party

>go to the alleyway

[Sunday 0]

>go home and get money

[Teto 2609]

you live under a bridge but you destroyed the bridge

you go there and the trolls pin you to a wall with pins and they ask you "why you do that answer us you don't have any other choices"

>answer them

>view other choices

[PrimaGaga 1025]

>answer them

[Sunday 0]

>secret third option

[Teto 2609]

what is your answer @PH

[PrimaGaga 1025]

Oh, sorry:

>"Because purple unicorns from the planet Doken-Doken told me to do it. Like, just saying."