This is the Worst Night of my Life

[2356 23]

Water guns.

[Chimetals 344]

^^^^^^THIS.

gawd....that kind of thing reminds me, though, that my dorm has this roomate contract that you have to go over with your roommate and decide on rules and stuff.....and last year, me and this person i had never met before in my life, were just reading it over, neither of us had any idea what the next question was gonna be...

"ok, so thats it for dishes....next question....rules for...........(awkward silence)........masturbationnnnnn.........0_0"

[Sahaqiel 1232]

silly string

It's one thing to make their sex wetter than it already is.

It's another to cover it in silly string.

[Aethix 129]

Water guns.

I think water guns are banned on most campuses.

[Sahaqiel 1232]

silly string

It's one thing to make their sex wetter than it already is.

It's another to cover it in silly string.

[2356 23]

I think water guns are banned on most campuses.

silly string

It's one thing to make their sex wetter than it already is.

It's another to cover it in silly string.

MAPLE SYRUP FILLED CONDOMS. :l

AND I MEAN FILLED. LIKE WATER BALLOONS EXCEPT CONDOMS.

[Sahaqiel 1232]

lol

Water balloons are designed to break.

Condoms, not so much.

I think you should just pee on them during.

It'll be hot, and they can't say they weren't asking for it.

Sahaqiel

[2356 23]

lol

Water balloons are designed to break.

Condoms, not so much.

That's why it needs to be fillllled. THAT MUCH MAPLE SYRUP.

Oryoucouldbustoutthecameraandmakesomereallybadblackmailmaterialidk

Screw the condom, just throw maple syrup at them. Or sour cream.

Hair conditioner

YOUR NEIGHBOR'S BARF.

[Sahaqiel 1232]

urinate

all over them

wear a really satisfied expression

sigh softly

[T1g 1503]

silly string

It's one thing to make their sex wetter than it already is.

It's another to cover it in silly string.

yeah thats what i thought when i saw water guns

[T1g 1503]

Name: Light arrow.

Age: --

Location: Heading for Dark Link's skull.

Description: Will definitely kill Dark Link in one shot, forever. Cannot miss. Cannot be blocked. Passes through anything in the way of its target, which is definitely Dark Link.

The light arrow reaches its target, which is Dark Link. Dark Link is immediately killed by the Light arrow forever. All the other monsters run away. Link wins. Dark Link's army never tries to attack Hyrule again, nor do any other armies described by one RP author "Zippity".

THE END

how can you feel bad about anything after making this

[Knuckle 484]

I forgot about that. Good times

Also, I'm starting to think what my roommate did is revenge for something I accidentally did to him. Can't say what it is though :x

[Sahaqiel 1232]

pee on them

[Knuckle 484]

lol, I have a feeling that would go badly

[T1g 1503]

pee on them