Sayuri and Roommates' Fantabuloderptastic lives


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hey man, we were /totally/ talking about the weather. tooooooooooooootally.

No, this was the other OTHER time. You guys were talking about your day.

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Oh my god my brother has a maid fetish

Ha

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Event: Goddammit, Kruti

Kruti bumped her head on the bed frame (it was a lofted bed). She seemed to have done so pretty hard so we went down to get some ice. Thing is, the ice is outside a door that require Icard to access.

Sayuri: Okay, Kruti, I forgot my Icard upstairs so you should guard this door and let me in when I get back.

Kruti: Okay.

Sayuri: -walks ten feet toward ice box- -click- O_o KRUUUUUUUUUTIIII! WHY WOULD YOU EVEN?! WHYYYYYY?!

Kruti: I dunno, I thought I'd follow you.

Oh my god my brother has a maid fetish

Ha

That... That is a disturbing thought. Please put that away.

Event: Ultimate Spoons

The game: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spoons

Kruti gets four of a kind. EVERYONE RUNS. Sayuri runs to where a spoon was previously.

Sayuri: -distressed- -walks in circles where the spoon used to be-

Alysia: Aaaw.... Poor Sayuri. She's like "Why is there no spoon here?"

Sayuri: OH GOD WHY ISN'T THERE A SPOON HERE?! D:

Event: Can't make heads outta this

After finding out my height doesn't even reach seven heads. We ALL decided to try this. None of us made seven. None of us.

Event: It outdid Chimetals' Zune despite all odds.

(Around maybe 3:00am. My roommates are usually up only until maybe midnight at the most)

I was in bed and I had closed my Mac because I was gonna put it back... AND THEN IT slips between the bed and the wall and crashes on top of a bunch of stuff.

Sayuri: OH SHIT.

Alysia: Oh god. Sayuri, are you okay?

Sayuri: My laptop fell. :<

Katie: Huhwha?

Alysia/Sayuri: Go back to sleep Katie.

The laptop survived better than Chimetals' Zune did.

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where did you even /put/ the spoons? did you chuck em around the room or something? they should have been /right there/ :<

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where did you even /put/ the spoons? did you chuck em around the room or something? they should have been /right there/ :<

We DID chuck them around the room.

Katie: I have a scar from Ultimate Spoons! See! Right there.

(Sorry, no pics for now)

Event: This is for you pheo

GRUMPYBROWS IS PHEO

[10/28/11 12:56:21 AM] Grumpybrows: does t1g really have a maid fetish

[10/28/11 12:56:26 AM] Chime Tals: no jeegus

[10/28/11 12:56:27 AM] Sayuri: Shit if I know

[10/28/11 12:56:28 AM] Chime Tals: or

[10/28/11 12:56:30 AM] Grumpybrows: wait

[10/28/11 12:56:30 AM] Chime Tals: if he does

[10/28/11 12:56:32 AM] Sayuri: I would hope not

[10/28/11 12:56:33 AM] Chime Tals: i have no idea

[10/28/11 12:56:33 AM] Grumpybrows: were you joking?

[10/28/11 12:56:37 AM] Chime Tals: yes

[10/28/11 12:56:37 AM] Grumpybrows: Because I took it seriously

[10/28/11 12:56:38 AM] Sayuri: OF COURSE

[10/28/11 12:56:41 AM] Chime Tals: sau

[10/28/11 12:56:41 AM] Sayuri: lol

[10/28/11 12:56:42 AM] Grumpybrows: shit man

[10/28/11 12:56:43 AM] Chime Tals: sayu

[10/28/11 12:56:44 AM] Grumpybrows: I really thought

[10/28/11 12:56:46 AM] Grumpybrows: I really did

[10/28/11 12:56:47 AM] Chime Tals: copypaste thiiiiiiiiiiis

[10/28/11 12:56:53 AM] Grumpybrows: wow

[10/28/11 12:57:14 AM] Chime Tals: :>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

[10/28/11 12:57:49 AM] Grumpybrows: He seemed like the type?

[10/28/11 12:58:23 AM] Chime Tals: what

[10/28/11 12:58:26 AM] Chime Tals: i dont even

[10/28/11 12:58:29 AM] Chime Tals: what what what

[10/28/11 12:58:51 AM] Grumpybrows: nah you were just like

[10/28/11 12:58:59 AM] Grumpybrows: "By the way T1g has a maid fetish"

[10/28/11 12:59:00 AM] Grumpybrows: and I was all

[10/28/11 12:59:05 AM] Chime Tals: lolno

[10/28/11 12:59:05 AM] Grumpybrows: "You know that explains a lot"

((NOTE: T1G does NOT have a maid fetish.... Probably))

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((NOTE: Grumpybrows IS pheo. He only shows up like that on my skype screen, though))

Upon reading the skype convo:

Alysia: Heheh

Katie: What?

Alysia: The conversation with umm.... Uuuum.......

Sayuri:...

Alysia: [T1G]'s brother about [T1G]'s maid thingy.

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i had a hard time sleeping last night

its like sayuri wrecked my bed or something

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I thought Shaq was the BedWrecker??

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so ive been told to report myself--sayu was playing WW in my room on earthys wii, and im typing up color text for my TWEWW game, and every time i glance up, her rupee count is something amusing. the first time it was 1111, and then the second time it was 1134. the second time, she had just gotten the pictobox, and was chucking the skulls in the room....i said something to the effect of "so you destroy their skulls and get rupees from where their brains were....? RUPEES COME FROM HUMAN BRAINS! hey your rupee count is 1134! you type that in on an older calculator and it says hell!"

Sayuri: "......."

me: "HUMAN BRAINS SAYURI! BRAINNNNNNNSSSSSSS!"

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this is more videogame stupidity, but its still derp, so im just reporting myself again.

dungeon: kakariko well

i ran into the room with the coffins, and one mummy. i knock down the mummy, and in a manner that would make the creators of Supernatural proud, i immediately burn the corpse. only one problem: there are bats in the room. i set them on fire, and suddenly realize the awkward zombie comic wasnt just making up things.

heres where the derp comes in:

the corpse wasnt gone. so what do i do? i cast dins fire AGAIN, after being hit by most of the flaming bats. somewhere in the second round of flaming flying mammals (the redead successfully turned to ash) i probably tried to guard, out of habit....with the deku shield. i went through death mountain with that thing, with no problems, but i manage to lose it to a fire i started myself, nowhere near a naturally occurring source of fire.

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Event: Turning tables

Really, Katie just decided that it would be funnier to refer to t1g as "pheo's brother" rather than the other way around. I'm not quite sure why it's funnier but I agree.

(P.S. My roommates are learning all of your names... slowly...)

Event: Contest?

Chimetals and Katie were having a derpout. Katie won when she pointed out how silly it was when Chimetals said "You're acting like a crazy person who's going crazy" while looking like everything she said made perfect sense.

Event: WhatisthisIdon'teven~<3

Chimetals. Visual novel. Konpi. Yaoi. 'nuff said.

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i dont see how having an eroge is "fantabuloderptastic"...especially since you played it as well. id argue further, but i took an arrow to the knee.

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i dont see how having an eroge is "fantabuloderptastic"...especially since you played it as well. id argue further, but i took an arrow to the knee.

I'd tell you... but I took an arrow to the knee.

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dont make me take a knee to your arrow.

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