Posted 28 Oct 2011 Yeah. Yeah. I'm making a compilation of all the derp things that happen here. Considering many amusing things have happened, I think this will be a good idea (especially when one of them almost set of the fire alarm... it involved a lighter and a friendship bracelet that she just finished making). Also, Chimetals and earthy (Kelsey uiuc) are technically my roommates too (I signed their fire inspection form). They will be showing up... in pics! Event: Alysia and Sayuri VS. Katie and Kruti Essentially, Alysia and I were on one bed while Katie and Kruti were on another. Katie and Kruti decided to throw random objects at us while we defended with Alysia's pillows.... AND THEN Kruti pulls out a rock. Suffice to say there was screaming. Event: "Your face" Sayuri: Hey, Alysia, what's this EMF doing? Katie: Your face --- Sayuri: Uuuuuuugh... physics y u hat? Katie: Your face. --- Sayuri: Chickens. Katie: Your. Face. Event: Katie VS. Sayuri in Physics lab Katie: Oh hey! I should test if this tube is aligned with the bucket of sand, right? -grabs Sayuri's eraser from her hand and chucks it in the sand- Sayuri: Bitch! The hell!? --- Sayuri: -grabs the eraser half of Katie's eraser and chucks it in the sand- Katie: Wha- WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? Sayuri: REVENGE. Katie: It doesnt' go back anymore!! Uuugwaaah!! Look what you did. Sayuri: Re-venge. Event: "WHERE'S THE CHEESE GRATER?" (Oh look she found me) Event: I-card (Note: The I-card is the UIUC student's id and key card to all good things. It costs $20 to replace if lost. You can get a temporary one for a couple of days until you find it.) Chimetals: Sayuri, would you happen to have my i-card? Sayuri: Nope. Did you leave it in the bathroom or something? Chimetals: Nooo. I'm sure I didn't but I can't find it anywheeere. ---The day after Chimetals finally buys a new one--- Chimetals: OH FOR squidS SAKE WHYYYYYYYYY WHYYYYYYYY DAMN _______LUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA srsly, I get a new Icard, and THE VERY NEXT DAY MY OLD ONE IS FOUND FUUUUUUUUUCK WHYYYYYYYYY (direct quotes) ((It was behind a curtain on the floor in a hallway)) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 28 Oct 2011 srs, though, thats how my luck is :< and that answers the question if my derpiness is gonna be in this thread. now all of hnet will know im the second biggest derp to walk the planet (the biggest being katie i only know why people hang out with me because of her. soooooooo amusingggggggg) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 28 Oct 2011 Event: Katie's plan: Decorate Sayuri's wall There's a fire inspection sheet and Chimetals' old Icard along with a bunch of fortune cookie quotes. Event: T1G's bed It was a mess. A mess that started to eat at my sanity the moment I noticed it. The sheet wasn't even on properly. There was no hope for me. BUT LOOK AT HOW NEAT IT IS NOW.DON'T LOOK AT ME I'M HIDEOUS.Event: Pheo's introduction Pheo: Did your roommate say something about Evanescence? Hey. Ask her. Sayuri: No-what why? I'm pretty sure she didn't. Pheo: Ask her. Or let me ask her. Sayuri: Katie, this person wants to ask you a question. Katie: Do I know this person?? ?_? Sayuri: It's [T1G]'s brother. That should tell you enough. Pheo: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW! THAT! BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW! WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT? THAT'S MEAN BAAAAAW Event: Katie and Pheo Katie: [T1G]'s brother? Does he have a name? Sayuri: -pheo's real name here-. Katie: ... Sayuri: ... Katie: [T1G]'s brother. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 28 Oct 2011 it was all part of my brilliant plot to make sayuri clean my room i now have an asian maid Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 28 Oct 2011 NEW Event: Alysia and pheo Sayuri: So, Katie... DO you remember [T1G]'s brother's name? Katie: You just said it- Alysia: [T1G]'s brother. --- Alysia: Wait, what IS his name again? Sayuri: -insert that name here- Alysia: We're gonna forget again. ((Sad since it's a three letter name)) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 28 Oct 2011 technically 8, but it shortens to three. unless ive somehow managed to spell it wrong after all these years :< Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 28 Oct 2011 lollll poor pheo. I may just start calling him T1G's brother now. Also Sayuri you look goooooooood goshh :< hey first time I've ever seen a picture of you lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 28 Oct 2011 technically 8, but it shortens to three. unless ive somehow managed to spell it wrong after all these years :< Shortened. I thought it would make it easier for them. It... "T1g's brother" just makes such an impact, though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 28 Oct 2011 Also Sayuri you look goooooooood goshh :< hey first time I've ever seen a picture of you lol INSUBORDINATION. SHE IS NOT IN UNIFORM. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 28 Oct 2011 Event: Pipe monster pt.1 -random pipe noises- Katie: Whyyy won't it stoooop?! I wanna go to sleep! Alysia: Our pipes are haunted! Kruti: Oh no.. Alysia: -gasp- It's the pipe monster! Katie: UGWAAAAH!! Event: Pipe monster pt.2 Katie decided it would be a good idea to inform the RA about this issue and left this message: There is a pipe monster haunting our pipes. We're going to go SUPERNATURAL on its ass soon. <3 Katie, Alysia and Kruti have been marathoning Supernatural and our RA is a Supernatural fan. Event: So cold... Sayuri: -approaches Kruti with derp smile- Kruti: Stay away. Sayuri: D: INSUBORDINATION. SHE IS NOT IN UNIFORM. It... you almost sound like you have a mai- no. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 28 Oct 2011 Event: Student ID photo session Sayuri goes to photo booth, to take photo Photo booth takes photo Sayuri goes to receive new ID New ID only has background, no sayuri Silly Sayuri did not realize she was too short for the camera Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 28 Oct 2011 Event: University? No. Ninjas. Kruti: We should just drop out of college and become ninjas. Katie: Yeeaaah! And we'd be all cool and kick ass and stealthy- -walks into wall- UGWAAAAAAAAH! -flail- Event: Rave? Rave. Chimetals and I decided we would hijack the tv to watch Rave Master. Katie and Alysia didn't mind, so why not? They're not anime-watching types. They can still work. ... Everyone just watches... and cries. Event: Student ID photo session Sayuri goes to photo booth, to take photo Photo booth takes photo Sayuri goes to receive new ID New ID only has background, no sayuri Silly Sayuri did not realize she was too short for the camera Katie agrees. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 28 Oct 2011 Event: Did that just happen? Sayuri: -playing tf2- Katie: Ooooh. Whatcha doing? Sayuri: Healing these dorps. WHY WON'T THEY STOP MOVING?! GRRAAR. Katie: Ooh. (o.o) ... Did you die? Is that what happened? Sayuri: Eeyep... -ambushed by heavy- Oh what the hell. Katie: Awha-? Did you just die AGAIN? Sayuri: Yes. Katie: I'm sorry. -snicker-On the topic of maid fetishes and t1g: Katie: Maid fetishes... Oh god that's so disturbing.Event: Ceiling Sayuri: Hey, Chimetals. There's "gullible" written on our ceiling. Chimetals: Psh... PSH! Like I'm gonna fall for that. Katie: No, seriously. Alysia: Yeah Sayuri: It's seriously up there Chimetals: -caves- Oh what the- Woooow guys... Just.. Wow.Event: nyuuuu -upon return to room- Earthy: Nyuuu (Translation: Hey) Chimetals: Nyoo (Translation: Hey. How was your day?) Earthy: Uuugh... nya (Translation: Uuugh. I hate physics/calc 3) Chimetals: Aaw...Event: Watching the food network Katie: He's an artist! Alysia: I knooow. Katie: Look at that perfect unicorn!Event: On t1g and maid fetishes: prologue Sayuri: It looks like they might start picking on [t1g]. Katie: Why? Aside from that it's [t1g]. ((Katie and Alysia hear me rant a lot.)) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 28 Oct 2011 Event: nyuuuu -upon return to room- Earthy: Nyuuu (Translation: Hey) Chimetals: Nyoo (Translation: Hey. How was your day?) Earthy: Uuugh... nya (Translation: Uuugh. I hate physics/calc 3) Chimetals: Aaw... hey man, we were /totally/ talking about the weather. tooooooooooooootally. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
