Teto's Fan Fiction Corner

[Teto 2609]

I am now a fan fiction writer. I write fan fiction. I will post fan fiction here when fan fiction is due.

 

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“Is your character from an animated cartoon?” - Yes

“Was your character on America’s Next Top Model?” - No

 

Akinator’s mental state had begun to deteriorate as the disease progressed. Not only had he forgotten the names of characters he once knew so well, but his short term memory was in ruins. Forgetting all that the player told him, he strained to continue, to beat the player. He was down to his final guess. “Are you thinking of… Princess Peach?” he asked.

 

The player smiled sadly, thinking to their character. It was actually Mickey Mouse… But I can’t tell him that… thought the player.

 

The player clicked yes, and Akinator finally won, “I love playing with you!” he said, tears of joy streaming down his face. Maybe there’s hope for me yet.

 

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Stay tuned for more fan fiction from Teto's fan fiction corner.

[pheonix561 2080]

Make it a longer and more depressing short story and post it on tumblr next time someone starts posting about how they beat akinator

[Teto 2609]

I feel like it's detailed enough. I'm happy with how it is.

 

Also, to keep from making another thread, and I suppose just turning this into "Teto's fiction and creative stuff thread", here's a dream I had last night:

 

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This was part of a larger dream that I can't remember, aside from an aisle in a supermarket. But that doesn't matter. At some point in the dream I started watching a television, and a music video was playing. I can't remember the music, but here's how the video went.

 

A man is sitting at the bar of a dark pub, smoking a cigarette by himself. The video jumps between shots of him sitting at the bar, deep in thought, and flashbacks of all the embarrassing or bad things that he has done. It shows one flashback before moving back to him again, sitting at the bar, and in hand he has another cigarette in hand.

 

A few flashbacks and new cigarettes later, I notice that the cigarettes are stubs while he smokes them, but full and new when he puts them into the ashtray. It was as if, while thinking over the past, the poison was being sucked out of him and returned to cigarette.

 

After ten cigarettes, he stands up and leaves, as if he's been cleansed, and is leaving behind his regrets.

 

Then the dream ended and I woke up.

[PrimaGaga 1025]

I want more

[Teto 2609]

I'll copy over my Morrowind adventures from tumblr.

 

Since in the game you write in your own save file names, I've been keeping a silly little Batman theme for my current character.

Here are the logs I screen capped and posted on tumblr, along with the written form of my adventures for the day. It's not really fanfiction, and it's not particularly funny for the most part, but it's silly and honest to the actual events. In square brackets are the titles I gave to saves corresponding to that point in the story.

 

 

 

 

Here's the story of Batman breaks into a shitheap, to Batman forgets his place.

 

Loading up [Batman's poor social skills], a save from weeks ago, I found myself in Vivec's Foreign Quarter for whatever reason? I think I had been trying to bribe people in a tavern and they all ended up hating me, hence "Batman's poor social skills". I remember prior to that, I was getting sick of stabbing birds with my massive spear, hence "Batman doubts his sexuality".

 

Leaving this confusion behind, I decided to get some training for Acrobatics and Light Armor, to get rid of some of my vast supplies of gold. And so I went to find Avus Belvilo in the Dren Plantation. To do so I had to break into the storage shed, lock level 35 [Batman breaks into a shitheap]. I got some training up to lvl 40 acrobatics, and left to level up somewhere [Batman is fiiit].

 

Now, to get some training in Light Armor! From the Dren Plantation I went to the Vivec silt strider, bound for Maar Gan. I made my way over, nice and easily. Got my training, up to lvl 40.

 

Looking at my other skills, I decided next to spend some money on Destruction training. For this, I decided I would find Qorwynn in Indoranyon. I decided to go cross country and via silt strider to Sadrith Mora to get more experience [Batman's journey for better abs].

 

I found out too late, and a while later that I can't get silt strider transport out to Sadrith Mora?? Not even very close?? So I caved and went out to Vivec Mage's Guild and got beamed over.

 

Following a long trip through puppying Wolverine Hall (aka labyrinth) and across the desolate rocks to the north, towards Indoranyon. Upon my arrival, I was faced with a worshipper and a Daedroth (aka those crocodile people) [Batman versus scalies].

 

I turn to the door of Indoranyon. It's surrounded by green light-emitting candles, and a note on the door that warns that if one enters, they can't easily return. Challenge accepted [Batman braces for bad business].

 

I get in and I turn to see the door is actually gone and I'll probably have to traverse this whole place [BATMAN FULL OF REGRET]. I fight my way through a bunch of religious nuts and scamps and whatnot, and traverse narrow stone bridges through the cave [Batman didn't ask for this!!].

 

I stick with this for the whole thing, and don't face any real peril. I get to the end and look back on the dungeon and the ever growing trail of blood I've left across Vvardenfell. I turn, and leave Indoranyon, and out into the cloudy evening [Batman emerges victorious].

 

But. Wait. Wasn't I there to find a Destruction trainer? I break the fourth wall and check up on UESP. "...Unfortunately, he is hostile and will attack you on sight." So wait. That was one of the people I killed? [Batman just killed his friend.]

 

A little peeved with myself, I go on a miniature spree in the wilderness on my way to Tel Mora in the north, to catch a boat to Sadrith Mora, to avoid the irritating trek across small ilands [Batman unleashed].

 

I arrive in Sadrith Mora, a little spent. The sky is still dark, as it always is. I'd long since forgotten my quest for Destruction training, as I had back when I killed the guy I was going to get it from. What was I doing back in Sadrith Mora again? [Batman forgets his place]

 

And so the adventure ended there for the day. A bit vacantly.

 

Tune in next time.

[Knuckle 484]

Nice job killing the master trainer in enchanting, I hope you like doing tedious bullshit to get that skill up to 100.

[Teto 2609]

Yeah I noticed he was the only Enchanting trainer. I don't plan on using that skill with this character anyway. I always play the same character on every character of every game, and I never end up using magic besides destruction and restoration. I'm so not hardcore at all.

[Knuckle 484]

but... but... wizard RPing!

[Teto 2609]

Batman RPing

[Teto 2609]

A Wizard of Earthsea was really good I thought. I'm reading Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep by Philip K Dick just now as well, and it's really brilliant, moreso than A Wizard of Earthsea, although this is sci-fi set in a big dusty dystopian society, whereas A Wizard of Earthsea is really bright and magical and vast. So where Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep wins for the plot, A Wizard of Earthsea beats it in the beauty of the world it's set in, and the lovely scenes it paints throughout the story, which I can still envision.

 

There's also the books after A Wizard of Earthsea, like The Tombs of Atuan, which I read and loved as well, and then a couple others I've yet to read.

 

If you mean "do you have any novels you wrote" then no, lol. I'm lazy as heck.

 

 

edit:

???? was this directed at someone? Maybe LL's old now-dead account?