Posted 21 Dec 2009 These minute long Sherlock Holmes commercials are RACKIN MY BRAIN. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 21 Dec 2009 Guess what I bought this time. (Of my Nintendo points) Zelda beach towel Get wrapped up in Zelda You'll never have trouble finding your towel on the beach again with a unique Zelda towel. Measuring 150cm x 75cm, this brown and green towel is just the ticket for drying yourself or your horse off after a dip in the water. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 21 Dec 2009 The picture makes it look more like a mouse pad. xD Anyway my friend and I went to Myspace yester at 4:00am for some reason. I mean he just typed in the name of the girl I like and her Myspace came up. So he told me to log on and I did (because I had to make sure that the kid who made wasn't screwing with anything like usual. I have to check more now because I pissed him off 3 days ago.) then he added her to my friends. Now what was used as minipulation can now be used to help me. On another note... I HAVE OREOS! W00t Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 21 Dec 2009 I think you need to learn how to make fake spaces before you start putting up ACSII art Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 21 Dec 2009 Adr: Why does the description say it's brown and green when the picture is red and white? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 21 Dec 2009 What is that supposed to be, Ammonsa? Also for anyone who cares I got her number. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 21 Dec 2009 Hm... Fooled me. I thought it was a nose. xD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 21 Dec 2009 Lol. I edited it to normal but it didn't change, that rascal. Anyway, I had possibly the most awesome conversation on Omegle. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hey Stranger: hello ! You: Who are you? Stranger: haha i'm a girl from holland Stranger: nd you ? You: awesome You: I'm a guy from Australia You: how old ar eyou? Stranger: australia rocks ! Stranger: im 18 You: Awesome You: I'm 18 as well You: you got msn? Stranger: ah that's cool Stranger: i'm so jealous you live in australia You: Yeah Stranger: uh no, just e-mail You: it's pretty awesome You: Ohk Stranger: but it never snows in australia does it ? You: are you straight? You: Not really Stranger: yess You: same Stranger: it's al white here right now ! snow everywhere ! You: It's hot as here You: and it's 12 in the morning! Stranger: it's freeeezing here, and snowing, and 14:21 You: damn Stranger: yeah but snow is cool though Stranger: i should be in the shower right now, but i'm to lazy You: lol You: where are you going? Stranger: i have to buy a present for a friend of mine, who is having a party tonight You: oh, cool You: whats the drinking age in holland? Stranger: beer and wine 16 , everything stronger 18 + You: cool Stranger: but everybody drinks the stronger stuff already at 16 (: You: lol Stranger: i like tequila hahaha You: we drink the stronger stuff at like 13 You: even though alcohol is only legal once your 18 Stranger: waha yeah i started drinking when i was like 14 or so You: when did you start havign "fun" Stranger: hahaha what do you mean by 'having fun' ? You: you know Stranger: sex ? You: yeahStranger: a few months ago Stranger: during the summer Stranger: & you ? You: fun? You: I started when I was 15 Stranger: ok, yeah it was fun, a bit too hot maybe, more fun now in the wintertime, when you have to keep eachother warm You: yeah You: Omg You: I love afternoon sex in the summer You: On the beach and stuff You: It's nice Stranger: hahaha yeah that is very nice Stranger: i did it once with the sun coming up on the beach Stranger: it was perfect, not to hot like in the morning or midday, perfect view hehe You: That would be awesome You: I love doing it on the beach on new years You: LikeYou: there are heaps of couples jsut doing eachother on the beach You: all night Stranger: seriously ? i never heard of that Stranger: well you should be crazy doing it on the beach at new years in holland.. you'll freeze to death You: Lol You: I'm so glad it's warm here Stranger: hahaha i can imagine Stranger: but isn't it weird sexing when like 2 steps away there is another couple 'having fun' ? You: My birthday is right in the middle of winter, though You: Yeah You: It was odd at first You: But we were all drunk You: It was heaps of fun You: This was last new years You: We are all coming back to this same place this time Stranger: wahaha to have a lot of sex together You: Yep Stranger: that's a nice agreement You: Yeah Stranger: i like having sex in a room with more people in it Stranger: like Stranger: you have to stay quite and stuff You: Oh, yeah You: that is fun as Stranger: you know they know you are doing SOMETHING but they don't really know what hahaha You: Yeah You: Me and my girl were under blanket once You: In the same room as her little sister You: She was sucking me off Stranger: hahahha Stranger: yeah once i was at a party Stranger: and me and a friend of mine were at the top floor in a bed Stranger: and there was someone sitting on the bed next to us Stranger: and i was uh 'having fun' with him heheStranger: and then our best friend came up stairs, he never saw us together, and he pulled the blankets off Stranger: wahahha You: lol Stranger: it was quite akward but we just grabbed the blankets and continued Stranger: wahah You: have you ever sucked a guy off before? Stranger: yeah off course Stranger: i like doing it You: Oh my god You: If you lived in Australia Stranger: hahaha i could suck you off right Stranger: don't you know girls who like to suck guys off ? You: Most of them feel weird about it Stranger: why ? You: idk You: It's weird Stranger: yah Stranger: i just like it because i like to pleasure a guy You: I like being pleasured Stranger: i see he likes what i do, so that gives me a good feeling about myself and about us being together Stranger: haha You: I like licking a girls pussy Stranger: haha why ? You: I just do You: It makes them feel good You: and I liek it Stranger: well then you have to be good Stranger: sometimes someone lickes my pussy and i'm like.. yeah.. nice try (NOT) You: yeah You: Luckily You: Im pretty good Stranger: what is the amount of girls that had an orgasm because of you ? You: I'm not sure You: But quiet a few You: I've had quiet a lot of sex over the last few years Stranger: like i said i just started having sex this summer Stranger: but now i have sex, every week i guess You: cool Stranger: usuallly twice a week or so You: I have sex every few days You: Sometimes even more Stranger: yeah something like that Stranger: i have a lot of 'friends with benefits' hehe You: Same You: Hey You: Do you have any pics of you? Stranger: um i could look Stranger: you of yourself ? You: I'm sorry, I don't have any at the moment You: They are all on my camera You: and I can't uplaod them Stranger: yeah same, i have only photo's of me with friends, but i know they won't like it if i give them to total strangers You: ok You: damn\ Stranger: it's to bad i don't live in australia, we could have had great sex hahaha You: yeah You: hey You: Maybe you could take some pics You: Of yourself? Stranger: oh i found a pic, but it's quite old, but it gives you an idea Stranger: http://94.100.122.13...J.jpeg i was 15 there You: Holy poo You: You are really pretty Stranger: haha thanks :x Stranger: but now i am really curious what you look like! You: You must be even hotter now thta your are 18 You: Hang on You: I'll try and see if I have any pics Stranger: and don't send a fake pic of someone hot now that you are intimidated by me ! haha You: Lol You: Ok You: I have one pic You: On my computer Stranger: ok ! send it ! You: And it was from when I was like 14 You: http://photos-c.ak.f..._n.jpg Stranger: hahaha ahw that ought to be cute You: Nah You: I got sexier over the years Stranger: haha you look quite like a handsome fellow ! ^^ You: Awww You: Thanks Stranger: you were 14 there ? you look much older You: I know You: everyone thinks that Stranger: yeah, you are handsome, and you are good at licking pussy, do man get any better ? You: not in my experience Stranger: hahahaha roostery You: Well You: It gets the girls Stranger: yeah i can imagine Stranger: what's your name ? You: Connor You: Yours? Stranger: haha you look like a connor You: Thanks Stranger: I have 2 names, Vera Madelief You: Ohhh You: They sound nice You: I actually have tow names as well You: But I usually am known by Connor Stranger: haha i doubt you can pronounce them well You: I am Connor Bryce You: Probably not Stranger: yeah, people call me mostly vera except when they are mad or really in love or something You: Lol Stranger: i still have to go shower and buy a present, blweh Stranger: don't feel like hitting the snow You: Oh, damn You: Hey, whats your email? You: I'll tlak to you again sometime You: And I'll try and get my camera working Stranger: yeah, that would be nice! my e-mail is [email protected] You: Ok, thanks! You: mine is [email protected] You: it's that lame because i mad eit when I was like ten Stranger: ah well mine is weird to, it makes no sense Stranger: but , i'm going to take a nice hot shower now and think of the weather in australia hehe Stranger: talk to you soon ! xxxx You: XXXYou: *XOXOXO You: Bai!Your conversational partner has disconnected. It started off as a joke. Now I'm obsessed. Fixed Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 21 Dec 2009 0_o Wow my attention span died a bit. Though I did skim it. I've never used Omegle. Never had the urge to. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 21 Dec 2009 SomethingAwful is the reason the internet can't have nice things. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
