1,000,000,000 ways to kill tingle

[The Biggest Zelda Fan Ever 0]

Tell him he's gay. he'll explode of excitment

[Ops 2]

456) get a Mod to delete him.

[HAM! 0]

457. throw him off a cliff with cauctus under him and a grizzly bear and a few knifs and a HUNGRY alligator and a clown with a chainsaw and broken glass and crazy guy with a flame thrower and a black hole and broken glass (i already said that)

and a jedi on drugs and a polar bear and a great white shark and dark link

and everyone who hates him.

and mutant ninjas and a atmoic bomb

and gannon and mr. poke fan with a club

and crazy guy who hates little things...etc etc

i hate tingle

[PokeFan 0]

i can do many things with a club (sandwich)

458) shove a rakafrackasokabob down his throat (ask ham, not me)

[HAM! 0]

lol that will killl him good! raka fraka soka bob!

[Ops 2]

459)turm him 8-bit. He'll die of shock.

460)take him to the tower of the gods and make it sink with him in it.

[The Biggest Zelda Fan Ever 0]

Make him watch Britany Spears' VMA performance!!!!!!!!!! XD

[Michael 290]

Make him watch Britany Spears' VMA performance!!!!!!!!!! XD

oh god no... NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Chef Nonsense 0]

461)Place him in a dying topic and make it so he cant post. He'll die of boredom.

[Goron Merchant 1]

462) Fill him with tooth picks and make him recite the National Broccoli Day Song while riding Epona over Snow Peak. Naked.

Unfortunately, Epona may not make it either.

[Chef Nonsense 0]

463)Throw him down Zora's Domain. And make him hit a ledge.

464)Kill him with 10,000,000,000,000 Paper clips.

465)Make his sodium content go up to an extremly high point that it gives him a heart attack.

[Vadarth X 0]

466) Lock him in a room with an infinite number of clones of himself and only 1 rupee. Get some popcorn, a good drink, a nice comfy chair and enjoy the show.

[Chef Nonsense 0]

467)Make him hear the word....NI!

[LDGM 0]

467)Make him hear the word....NI!

there's no logic which would result in death there, at the most he may be slightly puzzled.

468) make him fight the dread pirate roberts.

[Ops 2]

469) Let my kitty take care of him. He's a ninja