hit list.

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okay,you make a hit list of up to 5 people,video game,movie,real life,or on hyrule.net.and the next person has to list the people over again and describe how he/she killed him/her/it.and then make a hit list of your own.and for those who don't know what it is,it's a list of people you are going to kill.and if you are on the persons hit list than you put suicidle

tingle

malon

king zora

navi

ruto

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Tingle: Death by being nuked (my nuke)

Malon: "Accidentaly" trampled by her corral of horses.

King Zora: Heart attack (he shoulda layed of on all that fish, eh?).

Navi: Link: Navi! Go look at that bomb for me, will ya?

Ruto: Fell into Jabu-Jabu's digestive acids.

MY HIT LIST

My crazy puppy.

My friend (no names) who gets hundreds in all her AP classes and in AP statistics. She's a freshman.

You, Dark One, for your horrible grammar in that last sentence.

Any world leader who stands in my way of total domination.

Tingle (Read my sig)

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Crazy Puppy: Dressed up as a deer tor HAlloween and went to a hunting range.

Friend: Got an F. Committed suicide.

Dark One: Played in the street.

Any world leader who stands in way of total domination: Got shot by Smash Master

Tingle: Ate McDonalds so he got Mad Cow Disease and died.

My List:

ReDeads

Tatl

Tael

Angry Windmill guy

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Redeads: All redeads were gathered in one place and a nuke was dropped on them.

Tatl: Link: Tatl, will you wait here for me? I'll be back soon, don't go anywhere. Tatl: Sure. *Link goes back to Hyrule* *Link comes back to see Tatl's skeleton(If fariy's have skeletons)*

Tael: Waited with Tatl

Angry Windmill guy: Windmill went really fast one day and chopped his head off.

My List:

Navi

Tingle

Rita Skeeter (from HP)

Midna (Sorry, she REALLY got on my nerves)

Marissa(I hate her today)

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Navi, Link:Go jump off a brige. Navi:Ok. And you get it

Tingle, two words choke him

Rita Skeeter, she blinded herself with a camera and fell to her doom

Midna, Wolf link eats her

Marissa, she becomes mental somehow and kills her self on accident.

Mine

Mido

anyone who didn't like my fanfic

Ruto

Metlal sonic

Bowser (he killed me in SSBM)

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mido:hey mido!'throws bomb'

fan-fic haters:annoyed me

ruto:got sat on by her dad

metlal sonic:got in the way of a charging bull

bowser:i kicked his butt on meelee

mine

Oh Noes,for killing me

smash master,for putting me on his hit list

bongo bongo,for waisting my arrows

ganondorf,for running to fast when i was trying to play a warp song and wouldn't let me do my glitch :cry:

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Oh Noes: Young link died, so she went berserk and commited suicide (Sorry)

Me: Yeah right! I mean... fell in a ditch? (That should fool 'em...)

Bongo Bongo: Lost in DK: Jungle Beat

Ganondorf: Lost the TP sword fight when link brought a gun.

My new hit list

Any foolish trick-or-treaters who come to my door.

Enemies of the Burger King

Link, in all ages (young, adult, all that)

Thats all for now.

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trick-or-treat-ers:when they left wolf link was waiting and he ate them.

enemies of burger king:were abmushed by the burger king and killed(a bullet through their heads)

link:his master sword got stuck when he was fighting ganondorf

my list

this smilie :zelda:

eloise(my def jack russel terrier)

vincent kramer(my aunts psichotic looney cheating BF)

CG(for hating Midna :( )

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:zelda:(MY FAV SMILEY): got erased

Eloise: was put to sleep

Aunt's BF: drove off a cliff

Wait, let me get this straight: I just joined, and you want me to kill my best friend? OK! :D

CG: Jared gets together with her then dumps her so she commits sueicide

Hit List

This kid named Shane in my school(total JERK)

Baliey Gonze(b****y prep from my school)

My brother (crushin on my best friend!(Cat Girl) and is a total perv)

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I'd LOVE to kill them for ya!

Shane: I sat no to him when he asks me out so he commits sueicide(He's in love with me! :P )

Baliey: Got a zit and killed herself (that would so happen)

The lil' perv: You REALLY kill him whenhe gets you mad.

Mine:

Dark (for puting me on his list)

Zelda (Hyrule's Princess)

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Dark: Cat Girl scrached his veins out

Zelda (Hyrule's princess): got bored so she ate a rabid bunny rabbit, but the bunny was her favorite animal, so she commits Suicide.

My hit list

Kyle (this kid in my class, he says hes 12! were in 5th grade, he's 10!)

Bob Saget (Why not?)

Ruto (You know.)

this brush

Phillip J. Fry

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in ansewr to ALL of the above....

PHAZON TIME!

My Hit List

Kenith Lee Ullendal(freak at my school, is in 7th, has been for several years),

Anyone who opposes me,

and....

YOURSELF

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Kenith Ullendal:fell on my lightsaber,WOOPS!

anyone who opposes you:were slaughtered by my clones

ME!!!!!:was betrayed and killed by my own apprentice...HF :cry:

my list

Oocoo

sairah(stupid freaky female dog who was obsessed with me)

terry(same as sairah)

Zant

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Kenith Ullendal:fell on my lightsaber,WOOPS!

anyone who opposes you:were slaughtered by my clones

ME!!!!!:was betrayed and killed by my own apprentice...HF :cry:

my list

Oocoo

sairah(stupid freaky female dog who was obsessed with me)

terry(same as sairah)

Zant

Oocoo: Slashed and turned to food.

You have a dog named sairah oh well. sairah and terry: went to a buthuer shop.

Zant:His hat that looks like a fish was a fish and ate him.

My hit list.

Sonic. (For being in brawl insted of Shadow.)

Obi wan kenobi

Ruto. (Do I really need an explination.)

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ok,

Sonic: ran off a cliff on accident.

Obi Wan Kenobi: misplacement of lightsaber. (Here's the mustard! ZAP! Obi wan, OBI WAN!!!!) no one dare look in his eye.

Ruto: Link finally killed her. Link: MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

My hit list

terrorists,

communists,

this smiley: :angry: its mad at me.

a rabid panda,

and a dude that thinks Nintendo is for chumps.

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