Posted 17 Nov 2007 ok, Sonic: ran off a cliff on accident. Obi Wan Kenobi: misplacement of lightsaber. (Here's the mustard! ZAP! Obi wan, OBI WAN!!!!) no one dare look in his eye. Ruto: Link finally killed her. Link: MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! My hit list terrorists, communists, this smiley: its mad at me. a rabid panda, and a dude that thinks Nintendo is for chumps. terrorists, = firing squad communists, = freedom of newspaper rights killed them this smiley: its mad at me. = went to the smiley asylum and never came back, was replaced by this smiley a rabid panda, = got too rabid and fell off a cliff and a dude that thinks Nintendo is for chumps. = drowned in sea of hate mail. my hit list: tingle tingle's mom tingles dog anyone against ikana tingle's cousin anyone who s slowing down the production of hyrule online. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 17 Nov 2007 ok, Sonic: ran off a cliff on accident. Obi Wan Kenobi: misplacement of lightsaber. (Here's the mustard! ZAP! Obi wan, OBI WAN!!!!) no one dare look in his eye. Ruto: Link finally killed her. Link: MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! My hit list terrorists, communists, this smiley: its mad at me. a rabid panda, and a dude that thinks Nintendo is for chumps. terrorists, = firing squad communists, = freedom of newspaper rights killed them this smiley: its mad at me. = went to the smiley asylum and never came back, was replaced by this smiley a rabid panda, = got too rabid and fell off a cliff and a dude that thinks Nintendo is for chumps. = drowned in sea of hate mail. my hit list: tingle tingle's mom tingles dog anyone against ikana tingle's cousin anyone who s slowing down the production of hyrule online. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 17 Nov 2007 tingle = Looked in a mirror tingle's mom = Looked at Tingle tingles dog = Smelled Tingle anyone against ikana = Is captured and executed. tingle's cousin = Commited suicide becasue he was related to Tingle anyone who is slowing down the production of hyrule online. = I killed them. My hit list: Paris Hilton Navi Tatl Brittany Spears A Great Evil Army member Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 17 Nov 2007 tingle = Looked in a mirror tingle's mom = Looked at Tingle tingles dog = Smelled Tingle anyone against ikana = Is captured and executed. tingle's cousin = Commited suicide becasue he was related to Tingle anyone who is slowing down the production of hyrule online. = I killed them. My hit list: Paris Hilton Navi Tatl Brittany Spears A Great Evil Army member Paris Hilton = died of drug overdoses Navi = was found by tingle (before he died) navi became tingles pet and comitted suicide Tatl = tael got his own reality sitcom, tael was excluded and commited suicide Brittany Spears = starved in a cardboard box (no one bought her music) A Great Evil Army member = went a bit too evil and was killed by ganondorf out of jealousy my next hit list: ciela leaf neri oshus deku king rito postman majora's mask postman phantom hourglass postman. non-zelda postman Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 17 Nov 2007 ciela = got lung cancer leaf = Got stepped on neri = Got eaten by a rabid walrus oshus = Died for no reason at all deku king = Exucuted a few monkies too many... rito postman = Flew into a hurricane majora's mask postman = Died from the moon crashing down on him. phantom hourglass postman. = Got poked to death by the magic stylus non-zelda postman = My dog got him. Hit List: My idiot brother Bob the rabid walrus Bob the Builder Spongebob The Sony CEO Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 17 Nov 2007 ciela = got lung cancer leaf = Got stepped on neri = Got eaten by a rabid walrus oshus = Died for no reason at all deku king = Exucuted a few monkies too many... rito postman = Flew into a hurricane majora's mask postman = Died from the moon crashing down on him. phantom hourglass postman. = Got poked to death by the magic stylus non-zelda postman = My dog got him. Hit List: My idiot brother Bob the rabid walrus Bob the Builder Spongebob The Sony CEO Hit List: My idiot brother = had his single braincell overworked Bob the rabid walrus = got idegestion from eating too many faries of wisdom (he died a smart walrus.) Bob the Builder = couldn't fix it Spongebob = realised he was gayer than tingle and drowned The Sony CEO = dissapeared (last seen in a padded cell) my hit list: anti garo person kafei cucoo number 3 in ocarina of time (young link) windfall island's lenzo rob the builder kanye west Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 18 Nov 2007 Hit List: My idiot brother = had his single braincell overworked Bob the rabid walrus = got idegestion from eating too many faries of wisdom (he died a smart walrus.) Bob the Builder = couldn't fix it Spongebob = realised he was gayer than tingle and drowned The Sony CEO = dissapeared (last seen in a padded cell) my hit list: anti garo person kafei cucoo number 3 in ocarina of time (young link) windfall island's lenzo rob the builder kanye west Anti garo person: went to Chuck Norris' house, said gimme candy, never to see the light of day again... Kafei: got dumped by Anju so he commited suicide. Windfall Island's Lenzo: Gave him to HF. Rob the builder: use the "My dog ate it" excuse. Kanye West: I found him. ] My hit list, non-cool dudes, HF haters, My dark side's... dark side: He's eviler than my dark side. , Thomas Kinkade, He's too good of an artist. and Barney. (Do I relly need to explain it?) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 18 Nov 2007 Non-cool dudes: Realised they werent cool and were roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris. HF haters: Were hated by the HF lovers, so the lovers hired Chuck Norris to kill them. Dark side's... dark side: Met Chuck Norris. Thomas Kinkade: Drew a terrible picture of Chuck Norris and was dead within two minutes. Barney: Was not on the list of creatures that Chuck Norris has allowed to live. My Hit List: Jasmine. She said Young Link was the gayest character to ever grace the planet. My School. For giving out loads of post holiday crap. Illia. Her name is damn confusing. Majora. For making the damn moon fall. And giving me strange dreams...(I let the moon fall on Termina. xD ) David Bromstad. For being the gayest man on television. (He's a guy on HGTV.) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 18 Nov 2007 Jasmine: Some random cat girl killed her.... that...wasn't me...yeah... Your School: Was blown up Ilia: She realised Link loved Zelda and killed herself Majora: Got crushed by the moon David Bromstad: In a train, during a vaction, was set up by people who hated him. The train fell off a bridge, into the sea, sunk to the bottom, randomly exploded, and all the pieces were eaten by sharks. Hit List Ali Ali(he's a kid in my school. Yes, that's really his name) Brittney Spears Terrorists George W. Bush Ruto People who wear real fur coats Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 18 Nov 2007 Jasmine: Some random cat girl killed her.... that...wasn't me...yeah... Your School: Was blown up Ilia: She realised Link loved Zelda and killed herself Majora: Got crushed by the moon David Bromstad: In a train, during a vaction, was set up by people who hated him. The train fell off a bridge, into the sea, sunk to the bottom, randomly exploded, and all the pieces were eaten by sharks. Hit List Ali Ali(he's a kid in my school. Yes, that's really his name) Brittney Spears Terrorists George W. Bush Ruto People who wear real fur coats Ali Ali: His name is so wierd, he asked Chuck Norris to kill him. Britteny Spears: Didn't make it to the finals. (you know...) Terrorists: Lost the war. George W. Bush: Lost the election. (you know...) Ruto: got lost in... DEATH MOUNTAIN... People who wear real fur coats: got strangled by their coats. My Hit list Spider Guardian In Mertoid Prime 2, Winter here (it NEVER snows!!!!) Hula Hoops Michel Jackson, and Darth Vader. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 20 Nov 2007 Ali Ali: His name is so wierd, he asked Chuck Norris to kill him. Britteny Spears: Didn't make it to the finals. (you know...) Terrorists: Lost the war. George W. Bush: Lost the election. (you know...) Ruto: got lost in... DEATH MOUNTAIN... People who wear real fur coats: got strangled by their coats. My Hit list Spider Guardian In Mertoid Prime 2, Winter here (it NEVER snows!!!!) Hula Hoops Michel Jackson, and Darth Vader. Spider guardian: Squished Winter: It snowed Hula Hoops: melted (don't ask me how) Michel Jackson: Moon walked into prison Darth Vader: He died in Return of the Jedi, remember? My hit list Paris Hilton Anti-George Bush fanatics Oversensitive Shnobs Joe from Blues Clues(what happened to Steve?) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 20 Nov 2007 Paris Hilton: Said, 'That's Hot' too many times, forcing the guy from her, 'Stars Are Blind' music video to stab her to death relentlessly. Anti-George Bush fanatics: Got kicked in the butts all the way to Pizza Hut by Security. No one could survive that. xD Oversensitive Shnobs: Died in some freak plane crash. Joe from Blues Clues (Oh, this ought to be good): Blue eventually blamed Joe for Steve leaving (and supposedly going off to College) and got all the other objects (the sand pail, toothbrush etc.) to gang up on Joe for an unexpected murder. Let's just say it involved a chainsaw, blood-red toothpaste, a baseball bat, and Joe's lifeless body drowned in sand. When I used to watch Blues Clues, I was so sad that Steve left and his cousin Joe stepped in. Joe sucked beyond reason, and I never watched Blues Clues ever again. My Hit List: The Monkeys from the TP Forest Temple - Because though they were cute, they caused me much grief in that one room, trying to find them all to continue onto the boss. Dewey Novak from Eureka SeveN - Because he just plain crazy. Heres a picture of him: http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp...Dewey_Novak.jpg Indiana Jones - For stealing Sean Connery's spotlight in the third Indian Jones movie rofl xD The squireel from the beginning of TP - For scaring the crap out of me when I first saw it in TP. That damned squirrel.. The Deku Sprout from OoT - For not being as cool as the Deku Tree. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 20 Nov 2007 Spider guardian: Squished Winter: It snowed Hula Hoops: melted (don't ask me how) Michel Jackson: Moon walked into prison Darth Vader: He died in Return of the Jedi, remember? My hit list Paris Hilton Anti-George Bush fanatics Oversensitive Shnobs Joe from Blues Clues(what happened to Steve?) Paris Hilton: My pet panda found her. (He's VERY hungry now days...) Anti-George Bush fanatics: Gave each of them a glass of water. (Or was it liquid nitrogen??? ) Oversensitive shnobs: Where did you get that word??? Oh, Anyway, got a backbone. Joe from blues clues: Steve came back from collage and found out that Joe changed the show to joes clue shack (Rip off of Joes Crab shack), and told Joe to never let his face be seen on this earth again. My hit list Snobs, The new guy for the world's funniest animals, a REALLY bad signiture, Beowulf, hit_list.bmp Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 8 May 2008 Snobs, The new guy for the world's funniest animals, a REALLY bad signiture, Beowulf, hit_list.bmp ( 96.57K ) Number of downloads: 14 Snobs:I MURDERED THEM >=D the new guy for the worlds funnist animals:My Deaf Jack Russel Terrier named Eloise ate him A really bad signature: A mod deleted it >=D Bowulf: Master Chief:'unclips grenade' 'tosses grenade' Linda:'snipes grenade in midair' Beawulf:blows p Song:'mute' My hit list Unggoy(Grunts from Halo) Urukhai Sundim >=( General Grievous Link Player Im evil Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 8 May 2008 Unggoy- Randomly exploded. ^-^ Urukhai- Uh...Met an overly obsessed fan. Enough said. Sundim - WE EPICLY STAB HER TO DEATH! XD General Grievous- Sees my artwork XP Link Player- I killed him because I thought he had been cloned.(sorry) Preps Viruses Swindles Spyware Adware Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
