Join The Keaton Army!

[Chase 390]

Have you ever wanted to be FREE and SATISFIED with your Hyrule.net experience?

Have you ever wanted to be like a graceful Keaton and gallivant off into the night, with nothing to hold you back, with the glorious, shining stars and the cool, crisp night breeze?

Have you ever doubted the other armies, thinking them too shady and tied down?

Well, you sir or ma'am have come to the right place!

The Keaton Army is an open-ended army with no worries, mate!

We have no schedules and no forced projects, only ideas full of wonder and amazement!

BUT, we do require ONE THING of you when you join...you must HAVE FUN!

Don't be a fool, go to the only clan that will treat you with open and carefree arms!

Come to the KEATON ARMY!

[Max 10]

we great army of hyrulers aren't "tied down" we are simply war-mongering people that wish only for the simple pleasure of chopping down evil little goblins. sorry, i meant to say, we are a really fun army and you should join us.

[Padraig! 103]

Well it seems that TSG has all of those reasons. AND an optional army, not a forum where the leader says,

"Hahahaha! Look at those n00bs! EVERYONE! Let's go kill them!"

Even if you don't want to battle.

[LDGM 0]

Well it seems that TSG has all of those reasons. AND an optional army, not a forum where the leader says,

"Hahahaha! Look at those n00bs! EVERYONE! Let's go kill them!"

Even if you don't want to battle.

tsk, betraying your own clan with a clear consiounce.

now encouraging those to join.

everyone should join the insanity force, with more members we'll grow and then activity will thrive.

[Padraig! 103]

tsk, betraying your own clan with a clear consiounce.

now encouraging those to join.

everyone should join the insanity force, with more members we'll grow and then activity will thrive.

ha, no-one would ever join that rubbish! I'm still trying to forgive myself for it.

[Chase 390]

Keatons FOREVER!

[Sentri 1]

i wanna join

[LDGM 0]

Have you ever wanted to be like a graceful Keaton and galavant off into the night, with nothing to hold you back, with the glorious, shining stars and the cool, crisp night breeze?

erm, nooo. that's just wrong.

[Chase 390]

I think it feels quite nice...

[Sentri 1]

i do that in real life...*chuckles* feels nice

[Anon 0]

Keatons look like a cross between pikachu and ninetails so just join so I don't have to think about that anymore.

[Sentri 1]

thats what i thought when i firs-

PIKACHU IS A KEATON!!!

[Chase 390]

PIKA PIKA!!!

[Anon 0]

dude what if he is??? join the pikachu army!

[The Biggest Zelda Fan Ever 0]

have you noticed in ssbm when pikachu gets hit and closes his eyes he lookes like keaton?