Ongoing Story

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Or was it? Because then Jewish Apple Pies rained from the skies and....

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the Pakistanian Llamas ate all the watermelons of the lands then the post-it note company people decided...

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...to force everyone to watch these 3 videos: Video 1, Video 2, Video 3. By watching these...

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It started to rain cough drops and pen caps. Then someone stole the Crown Jewels of Wisconsin. So the FBI decided that....

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...they're tired of doing their job and quit, causing...

(Did anyone watch those videos that I posted links for?)

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global warming to stop and reverse. So then the Earth's temperature is back to normal. Although...

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...that caused Global Dimming (Wikipedia - Global Dimming) to become a major problem and within 1 year, the world was frozen solid.

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Though, the eskimos saved us all with a stack of 67 pancakes. Then some random leever in Hyrule...

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...did some random thing which...

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caused Ganon to explode. Then snow turn to rain and rain turned to sun and sun turned to pie. So now the sun was a huge pie. So Link decided to fix this by...

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...getting Tingle to eat it. Navi didn't like this, so she...

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...shot Tingle with Ebony and Ivory(twin guns from Devil May Cry. No i havent played the games.)Then fleeing from the police she committed suicide. Then Link threw a party about this. But they still needed to get rid of the owl. So Link...

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...got a bigger scarier owl that ate the owl. Unfortunately, the owl had the ocarina of time in his possession, so he...

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...decided to spend the rest of the story going back in time and continuosly eating the pie from tuesday. So then...

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...movie directors around the world decided to get together and make a movie about this: Link.