Ongoing Story

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...the Little Green Men From Mars sure were! They were so happy, they invaded and killed themselves which caused the Yeti of Idiocracy to...

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... go on a psychopathic rampage, smashing poor little moosechilds into delicious citrus fruit drinks and donating them to the Society For Kids With Pear-Shaped Hearts Foundation, saving millions of lives and quenching thirsts everywhere!

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But that didnt save the Hungry Lumas from SMG. So Luigi decided to...

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...eat the Goat of Power and use it's lemon-scented might to defeat the Yeti of Idiocy, but was thwarted by a Weasel of +16.34 Marketing Ploys, who then...

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...threw up the Pomegranate of Glar which caused its eater to...

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...turn into a pomegranate. So Mario came and ate it. Bowser was so happy, he ate Mario (the pomegranate) and turned into a pomegranate. Then Peach came and...

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...declared she was a cannible, so...

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...she left because there was no one to eat; everyone were pomegranates. So Kirby ate everyone and...

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...turned into King Dedede and King Dedede ate a donut which caused...

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...him to bloat and become very big; as big as a planet. The people of this new Planet Dedede...

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...left because DDD smelled. So then they...

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...threw tomatoes at King Dedede and that caused a chain reaction the started with Samus shooting Yoshi and ending with...

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...Luigi dancing the Macarena which burned the eyes of a lakitu which sent it hurtling into...

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...the King of Red Lions, who then became obsessed with super glue and...

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Epona that he hung pictures of her on his mast. So then Link getting annoyed by the numerous pictures decided to...