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Link: They just don't make Master Swords like they used too.... *sigh*

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:embarrassed: Ok, all those super glue things vame offa mine...

What do you mean?

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What do you mean?

Look at mine. It was the first one of this round.

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Look at mine. It was the first one of this round.

I didn't even notice! I hope mine doesn't not count now...In case it doesn't count now:

Link: Time to take the Master Sword!! *Huffs and Puffs, and blows the Temple of Time down*

Master Sword: CRACK!!!!!!!!!

Link: Oops...

Zelda: LINK!!!

Link: Uh, it was Navi's fault!!!!

Navi: HEY!!!!!!! (LISTEN!!!!!!!!!!!!)

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Im joining! :D

Link: *attempting to pull out Master Sword* Nggggh....NGGGGH!!!!!

Navi: Pull harder! It can be that har--

Master Sword: CRAAAAAACK

Link: O_________O;

Navi: WEll GOOD GOING, MR. HERO!

Link: Uhhh....ummmm....err..........WE MUST REFORGE THAT BLADE THAT WAS BROKEN!!!!! TO RIVENDELL!!!!

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Im joining! :D

Link: *attempting to pull out Master Sword* Nggggh....NGGGGH!!!!!

Navi: Pull harder! It can be that har--

Master Sword: CRAAAAAACK

Link: O_________O;

Navi: WEll GOOD GOING, MR. HERO!

Link: Uhhh....ummmm....err..........WE MUST REFORGE THAT BLADE THAT WAS BROKEN!!!!! TO RIVENDELL!!!!

ROFL.

I kunna wait for the next one :joy:

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Link: *Master Sword acruing theme is playing*

*Sword snaps*

*Scratched record sound plays*

Link: F***....

*A few years later in SSBM*

Ganon: MUAHAHAHA!!!! NOW THAT YOUR SWORD IS BROKEN, I CAN CREAM YOU AND HUMILIATE YOU!!!!!!

Link: CRAP.

*A few bloody censored gore scenes later*

Link: has both arms twisted in painful - looking ways, has left leg broken and shoved up butt, has right leg broken and shoved in face, and is sorounded in blood. Hence, is dead*

Ganon: WOOT! PICTURE TIME!!!!!! *Evil Smile* *Snaps picture*

Ganon: Now...Join me, PRINCESS, and I will F*** You.

Zelda: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

To be continued.....

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if you're running out of pics, you can use this one i found:

etc01_080307_094-l.jpg

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if you're running out of pics, you can use this one i found:

etc01_080307_094-l.jpg

Thanks LDGM. I'm not running out of pics (far from it actually) but that's a really good one! I'll make that the new Picto-Caption!

I've chosen a winner! Congratulations to..

*drumroll*

Oh Noes! And her post of:

"Link: *attempting to pull out Master Sword* Nggggh....NGGGGH!!!!!

Navi: Pull harder! It can be that har--

Master Sword: CRAAAAAACK

Link: O_________O;

Navi: WEll GOOD GOING, MR. HERO!

Link: Uhhh....ummmm....err..........WE MUST REFORGE THAT BLADE THAT WAS BROKEN!!!!! TO RIVENDELL!!!!"

Scores:

Cat Girl - 3 point

Y. Link Addict - 4 points

Oh Noes - 5 points

Picto Caption #4!

etc01_080307_094-l.jpg

Thanks to LDGM for supplying it.

This one is worth 3 points.

Caption away! ~ :D

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Agitha: Hi Link. Want to make-out?

Link: OKAY!!! Let's go where Zelda can't find us *gets hit by light arrow and dies*

Zelda: That will teach Link to flirt with every female character in the games

Edited by The Biggest Zelda Fan Ever (see edit history)

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Link: *nods*

Agitha: You're Welcome!

Zelda: *muttering* I'll kill her...*pulls back arrow*

Agitha: Well bye! *starts walking off*

Zelda: *releases arrow*

Link: *turns* *gasp* *shot*

Zelda: Oops.....Hey Agitha! Wait up!

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Zelda: Linkyboy where are yo-

Link:...

Agitha: Your welcome.

Link:... ... ...... ........

Agutha: Your so funny.

Zelda: Nooooo Link is miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine. *Kills agitha.* *goes back in time to kill Saria, Ruto, Malon, Midna, and every other girl that likes him.*

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NEWCOMER: AGITHA

FINAL SMASH: Seducer!!!

Not only can this be used on male characters, but female ones as well!!!

Link: Oh Agitha! You're my true lo-*Gets hit by Light Arrow and dies*

Zelda: Agitha is MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Zelda:*thinking it's one of those haerts that appear in some anime when one character likes another*I have Agitha in my sights and will kill her in five, four, three,

Link:*as Zelda slowly says two*thanks for the piece of heart, I'm gonna go propose to Zelda with it

Agitha:*as Zelda slowly says two*No problem, you two are meant for each other. And tell her I don't like younger men

Zelda:*dropping bow and arrow*Younger men?

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link: why yes i would like to go on a date with you.

zelda: killmurderstabshootbothintheheadwithlightarrowblooooooooOOOOOooooooddddMUHUHUHUH

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

link: did you hear something?

agitha: nope

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