Picto Captions 3!

[Mao 0]

Mable: Sexycat is checkin' self out.

Woo. Would be better as a lolcat, but meh, it works.

Edited 31 May 2008 by Oh Noes (see edit history)

[kirbyviper93]

Mable: Who are you, what do you want with me?

Mable in mirror: I'm you from the future! I've come to deliver a message!

Mable: Oh yeah? Make it quick.

Mable in mirror: The world is going to end soon, and you're the only one who can stop it!

Mable: OH CRAP! THE WORLD'S GONNA END SOON! (runs off to get into as much trouble as possible before the world ends)

Mable in mirror: HEY WAIT A SEC- well, the world's screwed.

Edited 31 May 2008 by kirbyviper93 (see edit history)

[Umbreon 0]

I was gonna use this:Mable:I didn't know there was a kitty as pretty as me anywhere

But then I noticed something and I just had to use it:

Mable(and thus plus reflection):HIGH PAW

[The Biggest Zelda Fan Ever 0]

Mable :*Singing Like Justin Timberlake* I'm Bringing Sexy Back

[Eka 387]

People are still loyal to this game? OMG you guys rock!!! =D But, aw dang I'm horrible. I took to long to pick a winner + get a new picture. Okay, I'll just find one, and do it here and now! I WILL MAKE UP FOR THIS!!

Okay, I choose...

*kick arse dramatic drumroll*

OH NOES! XD Congratulations.

Lol Mable approved of all of your guys' awesome captions.*hoists Mable up onto lap* She's purring!

Okay, score...

Oh Noes - 15 pts (1st)

Katrina - 5 pts (if still in game. Taken out of game if she does not respond to this caption in the next week.) (2nd)

Y. Link Addict - 4 pts (3rd)

Cat Girl - 3 pts (4th)

Evil Demon Android - 3 pts (4th)

Vadarth X - 3 pts (4th)

NEW CAPTION! After about 3 months! =O

[i apolegize to all Tingle fans... but this is just too dang funny xD]

Picto-Captain #7!

Captionists ready? And...

GO!

[Young Link Addict 67]

Before.

Tingle: Hello Mr. Fairy. I have new maps for youhoo.

Link: Alright. *Aims fire arrow.* Ready? FIRE!

Tingle: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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After.

Tatl: Why did you use a fire arrow?

Link: Because he is a pet to Majora.

Tatl: He's a 35 year old man.

Link: Yea, but YLA likes to get gay with Majora's mask.

Tatl: How does that happen?

Link: I don't care how they do it. *Continues quest*

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hundereds of years later.

WW Link: *Goes in cell.* Where's Tingle?

Edited 17 Jul 2008 by Sahaqiel (see edit history)

[Mao 0]

Tatl: You idiot! =__=;; Now we cant get any maps. Nice job, wonder boy. You sure you don't need glasses...?

[IAmVaati 0]

Link: Oh... my... Din....

Tatl: Link, he was the only mapmaker in Termina, you know.

Link: Well, was it really such a loss?

Tatl: YES, LINK, OF COURSE IT WAS A LOSS!!!!!!! HE WAS THE ONLY FREAKIN' MAPMAKER IN TERMINA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Link: Jeez man, I swear it was an accident... I thought he was Toon Link, and I always wanted to kill him and steal back my glory as the cutest Link in LoZ....

Tatl: WELL YOU THOUGHT WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Link:

EDIT: OMG we're 3 people reading the same topic at the same time!

Edited 13 Jul 2008 by IAmVaati (see edit history)

[Cat Girl 0]

Link: *target practice*

Tingle: *jumps out of no where* HI MR. FAIRY, WO-

Link: GAH! *accidentally shoots arrow in surprise*

Tingle: *shot* *dead*

Link: O,O Oops...

Tatl: -,-;; Link...

Link: IDIDNTDOIT *runs*

Edited 13 Jul 2008 by Cat Girl (see edit history)

[DR SHRUBBERY! 1095]

and in the end, link saved his future self on the seas from bankruptcy

[True Gamer 19]

Link:...I missed the balloon...

Tatl: And I'm guessing that giant fall wouldn't have killed him?!

[The Biggest Zelda Fan Ever 0]

Guards: Who Commited This Crime!?!

Link: Uhhhhh This Fairy Did It!!! *Hands Bow To Tatl*

Tatl: What!?! No I Didn't Kill Him!!! No!!!!

*In Court Next Day*

Judge: We People Of The Court Find Tatl The Fairy Guilty Of All Charges Including Not Having A License To Have a Bow And Be Put To Death!! *Bangs Mallet*

Tatl: What!!! No!!!!!!! Link Did This I Swear!!!

Judge: The Hero Of Our World Would Never Do That.

Link: *In Thought* Yes My Plan Is Working To Get Rid Of Annoying Fairys. No All I Need To Do Is Kill Navi Muahahahahaha

Edited 16 Jul 2008 by The Biggest Zelda Fan Ever (see edit history)

[Umbreon 0]

Tatl:*Fairy blinks twice* Good job Link!

Link:Thanks for the vote of confidence.

Tatl:No I meant that. Now we get the maps or free~!

[Magnus 0]

Link:AH! tingles dead!

Tati:well we cant let this thing sit on the

street and smell up the town! hurry!

bury the body

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the next day

Tingle:hellooooo? i was sleeping with my

arrow-in-back shirt, and now i'm underground!

help me!

Edited 17 Jul 2008 by Magnus (see edit history)

[Sahaqiel 1232]

(Wow, I haven't seen an actual caption yet. Well, time to fix that. As a side note, maybe you should quote the winning caption in your announcements. I don't want to search the whole thread to see what was so funny.)

The sad thing is, despite all of Tingle's annoying mannerisms and the multiple times Link just wanted to strike him dead, all the hero wanted to do was get him down to buy a map.