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Create your Own Zelda Endings

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Well this is where you make your own Zelda endings :biggrin: Begin

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Link and Zelda finally get together and have sex. :)

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I agree with the comment above

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I'll do this in play form. For OoT.

Link and Navi are about to be sent back to their own time by Zelda.

Navi: Rawrwoof. No way are you sending us back in time.

Zelda: But I have to.

Navi: Why?

Zelda: Because you people have missed out on life. ^-^

Navi: You make me sad.

Zelda begins to play the ocarina, but Link snatches it from her hands, gives her a powerful kick in the side of the head, and runs away. Navi and Link find themselves on the shore of Tokyo Bay, staring out on the water.

Navi: Great. I was going to suggest that we get away, but I didn't think that that was such a good idea. Did you know that kicking a princess into unconsciousness is a federal offense?

Link now sees how he could have handled that situation a little more maturely, but shrugs it off. She got what was coming to her.

Navi: So where are we, anyway?

From the depths of the bay, a huge wave rises. Link and Navi stare in awe as Godzilla rises from the bay, releasing a shrieking roar. He proceeds to ignite the city with the nuclear flames from his mouth.

Message on screen: Can Link and Navi defeat Godzilla and escape this strange new world? It's time for...THE SECOND QUEST.

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Link and Zelda finally get together and have sex. :)

not what i meant you perve

I agree with the comment above

I too, agree. here is mine for TP :

Ganondorf(with sword in stomach): I will get my revenge, ugh *stabs Link like he stabbed the sage* You know I was joking right ?

Zelda : Eeek! I'll be your servant if you don't kill me.

Ganondorf: Okay, let's start with making-out

Zelda : *Gets bow and shoots Ganondorf in the mouth as he was puckering* You know I was joking right?

Ganondorf : How could you?!? You are not loyal ! * Gets arrow and kills Zelda*

Midna : Great Job Ganon! Our Plan worked! TeeHee! I wondered if they knew it was me that poisoned them right from the first time I met them.

(Outside in the REAL world) Gamer : Hey! I beat this game already! The game isn't like this!!! It must be a bug!

*The zelda screen turns black and a moon walking Miyamoto moonwalks off the screen saying "Game code error bug from original Zelda Twilight Princess*

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This is a TP ending.

Link: *Kills Ganondorf.*

Midna: *Turns into non imp ugly person, and hugs Link.*

Zelda: You b**ch! *Takes Master Sword and stabs midna.*

Midna: *Dead.*

Zelda: If this killed her, I guess she was evil after all.

Link: ................................................................................

........ ........... ............. ....... ........... ............ ........ ....

Zelda: I am not.

Link: Well excuse me princesess.

Zelda: You get to the castle imeditl- Did you just talk?

Link: ...........

Zelda: O.K. anyway go back to castle for fun time.

Link: ...................!

Zelda: *Glares*

Link: ............... :cry:

*The cretits roll by and it shows Link and Zelda doing stuff.*

THE END.

And it had a happy ending, and midna finally died. Yay.

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I too, agree. here is mine for TP :

Ganondorf(with sword in stomach): I will get my revenge, ugh *stabs Link like he stabbed the sage* You know I was joking right ?

Zelda : Eeek! I'll be your servant if you don't kill me.

Ganondorf: Okay, let's start with making-out

Zelda : *Gets bow and shoots Ganondorf in the mouth as he was puckering* You know I was joking right?

Ganondorf : How could you?!? You are not loyal ! * Gets arrow and kills Zelda*

Midna : Great Job Ganon! Our Plan worked! TeeHee! I wondered if they knew it was me that poisoned them right from the first time I met them.

(Outside in the REAL world) Gamer : Hey! I beat this game already! The game isn't like this!!! It must be a bug!

*The zelda screen turns black and a moon walking Miyamoto moonwalks off the screen saying "Game code error bug from original Zelda Twilight Princess*

lolololololololol

XD

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Hmm. The moon falls on Termina surprising surprisingly minimum damage and everyone gets back to their lives after they clean up Clock Town a bit. :majora:

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for LA

he wakes up on his ship, it seems he got so high, he thought he was on an island with monsters, when in fact, he just cut apart his entire crew...

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Hmm. The moon falls on Termina surprising surprisingly minimum damage and everyone gets back to their lives after they clean up Clock Town a bit. :majora:

no, they all find out that all along, now you might think this is goofy but, the man in the moon is a Newfy

amd the moon is made of Hylian Goat Cheese

The End

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my tp ending

*link stabs gannondorf in stomach*

gannondorf: I will have my reve*link stabs again*

link: screw it i beat every time so take this *starts stabing rapidly changing the game rating to AO

zelda: what was that for now there is no one left to fight.

link: sure there is... *asks midna to turn him into wolf*

zelda: what are you doing?

wolf link:* jumps up and bites rapidly

*turns into regular link*

link: that was fun! now you try..

link: oh yeah... oh well *shrugs

midna: how could you?

link: *pulls out pot and starts boiling it*

midna: link what are you... wait put me down!

link: ah imp stew...

link: now there isn't a guide... to the boat!

the end!

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Ocarina of time ending.

Zelda: O.k link. It's time for you to have your childhood.

Link: Errr. Nah. It makes the ending really confusing. And you think it's going to help? I'll still have to go through a load of crap anyway. Saving Termina? Balls to that. I'm not leaving. No chance. Now strip off and come over here. What? You think this is a charity?

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