"The Talk"

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If this seems misplaced, you can move it mods. Or make a poll.

So, when did you have the talk? Was it explained in great detail? Were your parents embarassed? Did you think it was the right time? Did you even have the talk, or did you find it out first?

Share any experiences you had regarding it, mainly when you had it or when you found out about it.

I have a confession to make. I didn't get the talk until I was 10 years old!!! I've wondered since that night why they procrastinated, but I have several theories. My parents actually had a book they showed me. I was red the whole time. My dad went over the guy part, mom over the chicks part. They asked me if I had an questions, and I believe I asked "Can you do it standing up?" :P

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XD

OH GODS.

Didn't have it yet, Im 12 XD

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Wait, were you serious? I can't tell, so I'm probably making a fool of myself.

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Posted (edited)

Lol.

I know A LOT. It's called the Internet, and curiosity ^_^

"Can you do It standing up?"

XD I DIED.

Edited by The Joker (see edit history)

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Yeah, my parents faces kinda said ".....HAHAHAHAhHAHAHAHAHHAHhahAAAAHHHHHAAAAAAA......ha!"

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XD

I doubt I'll ever get it, I have a feeling my grandma knows that I know. :unsure:

My Friend got it, he's been a perv ever since XD BIGGER THAN I. WHICH IS INSANE :o

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Posted (edited)

Ha! Parents gotta be careful how they word it. "So the dude sticks his

...

into the chicks

...

..."

That's probably not the best way to say it. Their children become little Jiraiyas. XD Sorry, reference moment.

Edited by Goron Lord (see edit history)

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Lol.

Ryan got it flat out. His mom didn't care, just something she had to tell him.

Then he re-learnedt he exact same thing IN THE END OF FIFTH GRADE. A move that parents have to sign their kids up for.

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Wow. My parents were careful. "Okay, so you see..."

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...

What the heck was that? :mellow:

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How much did you watch?

*cough*coughmypointat:15*cough*cough*

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I never got the talk. I learned through perverted friends in fifth and sixth. I remember one of my friends put his index finger into a hole he made with his other index and thumb. I was like "What does that mean?" He just laughed. :P I learned pretty much all I know from Sex Ed...and a couple of pron videos I happened to see myself. :embarrassed: I know how everything works now.

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The the year 5 and 6 peoples in my school get sex ed at school for 2 years. It's funny that you brought this up because we are doing the official "talk" on monday next week.

Today my class had to draw up a chart thingy that said what attracted us. Well my friend put his hand up for a thing and it sort of happened like this:

Teacher: Yes what do you think is attractive Tim?

Tim:[he mumbles something that sounds like boobies]

Teacher: Pardon?

Tim:[he says boobies a bit louder]

Teacher:Sorry Tim I can't hear you.

Tim: BOOBIES! Gosh!

Teacher: Ok.. put it up then.

I lold at that.

The rest isn't really suitable for this audience.

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Today my class had to draw up a chart thingy that said what attracted us.

Oh God, I could have a lot of fun with that now. XD

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My mom told me when I was 6. No joke. It was the first day of 1st grade.

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