Quotes...

[Michael 290]

umm just post a quote that u like or somethin

mine is guns don't kill people, people do

[Ganny 285]

"He who blows the coals in quarrels he has nothing to do with has no right to complain if the sparks fly in his face." -Benjamin Franklin Take THAT, nosy people!

[kaitou_bell 0]

"to love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance"

i dont remember who wrote this..but i like it

[HeroFlame 0]

well I have ALOT

lets see, first up, this isn't my favorite

"You are become smarter"

"Ho.. nabtha.. Levo.." (from mad Tv, who knows how to spell that... XD)

"Is a turtle without a shell naked or homeless?"

"Miiilk, its MIIILK" (yay MM! XD)

"A broken nose is a cure to alergies"

"how you doin?" (Joey from friends lol)

"Hey kid, move" (lol?)

"I reject your reality and substitute my own" (might be my favorite)

more to come XD

[True Gamer 19]

Here are some I read while studying:

"Your opponent, in the end, is never really the person on the other side of the net, or the swimmer

in the next lane, or the team on the other side of the field...your opponent is yourself, your negative internal thoughts, your level of determination." -Grace Lichtenstein

"Your children need your presence more than your presents."

-Jesse Jackson

"We must live together as brothers, or perish together as fools."

-Martin Luther King Jr.

"Worrying is like a rocking chair. It will give you something to do, but it does not get you anywhere"

-Anonymous

"No one can make you feel inferior without your consent"

-Eleanor Roosevelt

"The only place you can find success before work is in the dictionary."

-May V. Smith

My favorite is the last quote, by May V. Smith.

[Glitch-Matrix 0]

"Watch what you say, or they'll be calling you a radical, a liberal, fanatical, criminal.

Won't you sign up your name; we'd like to feel you're acceptable, respectable, prestntable, a vegetable."

-Supertramp

"Normal- A setting on my washing machine."

-Eike

"The only destiny we all share is death."

-Neji Hyuga

"Aron- Glitch, run a diagnostic.

Glitch- CAN NOT PROCESS

Aron- What? You're a microchip with the processing power of a supercomputer and the capability of hacking into the Pentagon; how could you not be able to run a simple diagnostic?

Glitch- USER ERROR"

(I know you didn't get that one. Deal.)

Twinkle Twinkle little star,

I don't wonder what you are;

For by spectroscopic ken,

I know you are hydrogen;

Twinkle Twinkle little star,

I don't wonder what you are."

-Who knows?

(More to come once I think of them.)

[Cockwaffle 0]

I made a saying on DCEmu that's MY fave. Little innappropriate for this.

"E-Feathers. The UNIVERSAL CORRECT ANSWER!"

I heard that somewhere.

[Vio Milanor 28]

No act of kindness however small, is ever waster ~ Aesop

Poop! ~ Me lol

[Glitch-Matrix 0]

New one I just heard today:

"One hen, two ducks, three squawking geese, four limerick oysters, five corpulent porpoises, six pairs of Don Alvarsos' tweezers, seven thousand Macedonians in full battle array, eight brass monkeys from the ancient sacred tcrypts of Egypt, nine apathetic sympathetic diabetic old men on roller skates with a marked propensity toward procrastination and sloth, and ten lyrical spherical diabolical denizens of the deep who hall-stall around the quo of the quivy of the quae all at the same time *deep breath* like pie."

-Centauri

[kaitou_wind 0]

"Don't look down on someone, unless it's to help them up"

- A Good Friend of Mine

[Aki 0]

"The trouble with resisting temptation is it may never come again." - I don't know.

[Michael 290]

cool guys

"you get what you get and you don't throw a fit" - my cousinz

[kaitou_wind 0]

"A thousand enemies outside the house

are better than one within"

-Arab Proverb

"I keep six honest serving men (they taught me all I knew);

Their names are What and Why and When and How and Where and Who"

-Rudyard Kipling, The Elephant's Child