Mario Kart Wii

[Young Link Addict 67]

Ok I was play Mario Kart Wii, and I unlocked the place with Rainbow Road on it. I HATE RAINBOW ROAD! Everyone on that tack f***ing cheated. At the start of race Bowser pushed me off the track, and I came back. In the middle there are GIANT HOLES IN THE COURSE, AND I KEPT FALLING OFF. I finally get in first, and what happens? THE EXACT SAME CYCLE! I got first in all the other courses, and I got 9th there. I CAME IN F***ING 2nd! ONLY PEOPLE WHO SUCK AT MK COME IN SECOND. THIS GAME SUCKS, AND IT CHEATS. It's not even as good as MKDD. I mean at least no one pushed you off the courses every time you finally catch up to them. Besides they said I could use a mii. Uh no, you can't. Well I can't IT WON'T WORK. MY GAME IS ALSO DEFECTED! It said I would have a whole list of characters, and I got... Well Baby Mario, Mario, Baby Peach, Peach, Luigi, Bowser, Koopa, Toad, Yoshi, Wario, Waluigi, and Donkey Kong. Where are all the other characters at!

I got really pissed off and threw my wheel, and then I threw my wii remote, and then I screamed at it, and said, "I'm going to throw you in the f***ing back yard where you belong you cheating son of a b****!" Then I turned it off, and came here.

[Chameleon 0]

This game is trolling you.

Stop playing to win.

[Young Link Addict 67]

I did stop playing it. I gave up. I'll try again later. I mean I am kinda tired. It was 12:40 when I started.

[Michael 290]

"The only way to win is to not play at all" - War Games

You have to unlock characters don't you?

[Young Link Addict 67]

"The only way to win is to not play at all" - War Games

You have to unlock characters don't you?

I beat it. I just had to learn the track, and play push them before they pushed me. Just like the bullies in Super Mario 64.

It wasn't like that in the MK64, or MKDD.

[The youngest toon 0]

MKDD will always be my favorite Mario Kart

It was so fun! (:

[Joshawott 7]

That's what the GameCube controller configuration is for.

[Fierce Muffin 490]

Now, try to beat the best time trials for each course.

Oh, wait, nevermind, you don't have Internet.

Gosh domnot.

[The Minish Link 1]

Ugh, Mario Kart Wii. That has got to be one of the most difficult games I have ever played. I prefer Mario Kart 64 so much more than this game.

[A Jill Sandwich 0]

Heres a great way to learn tracks. TIME TRIAL! It's a great way to master a track

[Ryu 7]

You have TONS of characters to unlock. There are two different kinds of Miis even, race uniform and Mario overalls :0

[Fierce Muffin 490]

There are two different kinds of Miis even, race uniform and Mario overalls :0

You have to beat all of the Expert Time Trials, though. I don't think he has the Autistic patience to do this.

[Ryu 7]

Meh... I don't either. Which is why I haven't unlocked them yet.

Haven't played much at all since I got my Wii back.

Edited 12 Jan 2009 by Ryu (see edit history)

[Fierce Muffin 490]

I wanted to get Dry Bowser, but on the Mirror courses and the fast speed, I just couldn't do it. :

[A Jill Sandwich 0]

it was really easy for me to get everything

(sorry if i'm bragging)

Edited 12 Jan 2009 by King of all things mario (see edit history)