Treemotan
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It's ok, I like to play "blind police officer" too
Sure. Yes. That's what we're doing. Of course.
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It wasn't just normal chaos edition cheats though. It was the emulator glitching and trying to load mario kart 64 resources and mario 64 resources at the same time. and yes that illuminati is what I thought too.
Okami! I played through that last year on the wii. The only part I recall having problems with was the ice castle/tower thing where you fight lechku and nechku. Because you know, wii controls sometimes.
Yeah, getting to them is a bitch. It's a little easier on the PS2 version, but it's still one of the harder areas of the game overall. But the Nechku and Lechku boss fight is probably one of my favorite bosses in the game, along with the Nine Tails. I actually decided to replay the game BECAUSE I wanted to fight them again, tbh. That and the soundtrack, just, hnnnngh.
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He's the adorable one. I'm more like a spider armed with a machete. Shrubs = adorable puppy, Tree = spider with a machete.
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I was about to say The Unborn, but that's PG-13.
It's a bad enough movie to be R rated though, just because you shouldn't expose people to mediocre films...
are you saying movies or sex toys here
Not gonna lie, the purchase contained a blindfold and some handcuffs.
I'm gonna let you guys fill in the rest of the blanks.
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Replaying Okami. Just beat the crap out of Crimson Helm in record time. Infinity Judge with Gold Dust applied pretty much wrecks everything's shit in the early portions of the game before you have access to glaives. Still prefer reflectors though. Don't have to muck around with charging attacks or wiggling the Wii-mote/mashing a button to up your number of hits like you do with the glaive and rosary, just have to get your timing right. Plus makes getting the Floral Finishers easier since you don't have to worry about accidentally overkilling enemies.
By the way did I mention in this game you can literally pee on enemies or leave exploding dog turds as a legitimate means of attack?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3VMKP2xb38
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Kind of veering off-topic, but I feel the need to share this because I found it hilarious and also Shrubs is okay with me telling you guys about this. Last night we were talking on the phone like at 2 in the morning, and it was one of those conversations where the subject matter is slightly on the sexy side of things. So I was kind of lacing my side of the conversation with flirts and statements deliberately designed to make him blush. Then again, like I said, it was sort of a raunchy conversation.
Anyways, there comes a point in the conversation where I use a rather obvious euphemism for "dick", mostly because I was trying to still be somewhat cute instead of just straight-up vulgar. And I wait for reaction nothing. Some variation of the following ensued:
Mo: " . . . So?"
Shrubs: "What?"
Mo: "No response to that last statement?"
Shrubs: "Uh... What was it, again?"
Mo: *repeats it*
Shrubs: "Uhm... I don't get it?"
Mo: "Think about it. I really don't want to have to spell it out." *repeats the statement, slower this time, emphasizing the euphemism for "dick" within*
Shrubs: "I still don't get it-"
Mo: "YOUR DICK. IS IT HARD RIGHT NOW. DOES THINKING ABOUT THAT GIVE YOU A BONER. THAT IS WHAT I AM ASKING."
Shrubs: *makes some sort of noise like a small, dying mammal* "OH GOD- eyuhh, uh... God I'm stupid. I'm sorry. I'm stupid. I am really, really stupid."
And this was another peek into the love life of Treemotan and DR. SHRUBBERY. He may be a dense dweeb, but he's my dense dweeb.
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Inigo is just like the best mod.
Like, next time he insults an enemy's clothing, loot the body and make him wear the outfit he just insulted.
He literally has a response to everything except stuff in the DLCs, since the creator's still writing and recording dialogue for them.
"The Warrior Stone allows you to improve your skills more rapidly. Side effects may include amputation, blindness, and head loss."
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That or he's gone power-mad. In which case we might have a revolution on our hands.
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A squeaky toy for my dog and a little star for my Christmas tree.
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Are you telling me that if enough people back this game I can virtually date Jontron's pet bird?
Finally.
Something you're not telling me? I want your desk cleared by morning.
Don't let it in your butt.
But okay, one visual novel I really liked? Narcissu. Very simple and straightforward and pretty much all of the visuals are just scenery, but the story made me cry. A lot. not like that's hard to do.
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My sexuality is quite an odd little thing. Primarily, I identify as being gay, seeing as most of the time I am sexually attracted to women, only incidentally being sexually attracted to men. On the romantic attraction side, I consider myself panromantic. So, panromantic homosexual, with incidental heterosexual attraction. Or, if you really want to oversimplify it, panromantic bisexual.
Which works out well for a certain someone, since instead of his girlfriend getting upset at him for having pictures of boobs or questionable pictures of anime girls on his computer, his girlfriend is actively sending him these pictures. That she may also have on her computer. Among other things.
Where am I going with this.
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Just here and Tv Tropes, though on there I tend to stick to the Roleplaying forum and Writer's Block. Used to be very active on Bulbagarden forums, under several usernames. Most notably, "I AM NOT A TREE". Which henceforth gave birth to this username and people generally associating me with trees.
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Never had a small pet like a hedgehog or hamster before. I mean, I have a parakeet named Tigg right now, but for the most part all I've ever owned were cats and dogs.
Though most of our pets have been wacko in some way. We had a cat named Bonkers that either never understood how his legs functioned or perhaps had his feline ancestry tainted by something without legs, like a fish or snake. Either way, the cat was probably the most uncoordinated animal I've seen in my entire life. He would trip over himself constantly, and slide/fall off of anything he jumped up on. He tried, he really did. He tried so, so hard to be a properly graceful and acrobatic cat. But alas, it was not meant to be, and he inevitably ended up injuring himself on a weekly basis. Daily if unlucky. His tendency to randomly fall off of everything is partially responsible for our other cat, Popcorn, becoming a recluse that constantly took cover, seeing as he usually hung around her and this tended to put her right in the line of fire.
About the only thing he was good at was climbing up on the door frame and divebombing my dad whenever he walked through. Ah, I miss those cats.
All the dogs we've had have been neurotic in some way too. But I would have to write a novel to go into detail about them.
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Heyo, welcome. Everyone here eh is pretty cool I guess. They don't seem to mind when I vanish for months on end and then randomly come back with dumb trivia or lots of math for them.
Or horrible jokes in the form of matching avatars.
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Maybe when we get internet famous.gonna need this on a t-shirt.
Also I still applaud your enthusiasm.
fyi hnet shrubs is actually a pretty good kisser, pass it on
oops was that too embarassing
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Cats are adorable. Puppies are adorable. Baby sharks are adorable.
We're what happens when you take a socially-awkward and quiet nerd with a sometimes-sociopathic sense of humor and a nerd who's significantly less socially awkward most of the time but still has a whole list of actual psychological issues and an incredibly morbid and bizarre mind, and put them together in a relationship where neither of them actually know what to do half of the time so we end up just making fun of each other, cuddling, and then at some point in there I'm probably crying because I'm a big crybaby and pretty much get teary any time I have any kind of intense/strong emotion.
Which is, admittedly, going to make things rather interesting.
So it's kind of like we're just rolling down a hill and... Wow I lost my metaphor. I literally don't remember where I was going with this.
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Playing Batman: Arkham City.
Man, puppy that last Catwoman mission. I like playing as her, partially because of the great view and also because you have to play so differently than you do as Batman, but man, puppy Two-Face. In both ears so both sides get it.
I may be slightly frustrated with it.
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LOVE IS PAINTING THE TOWN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF OUR ENEMIES.
But yeah if he actually shows up today with a lighter and a can of hairspray I might expire.
But yeah, I dunno if he's shared this list yet, but we literally have a whole list of out-of-context one-liners or excerpts from our conversations that seemed particularly bizarre or memorable.
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Hey baby howsabout you come over tomorrow
then we're gonna hold hands
and cuddle
and maybe do a little kissin
then as the sun sets
we're gonna go burn the puppying town down
grab some hairspray and a lighter
'sbout to get real up North
it's happening.
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Changed my icon. Now Shrubs and I are all matchy.
Except we're matchy in the worst way possible.
Because we're referencing Sympathy Crime. Which you should never reference. Especially if you're a couple and theming your icons on it. Because it has terrible implications. But we think it's funny.
We're sociopaths.
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