Max
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Looks like a toe.
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We get homework EVERY SINGLE DAY.
You have it sooo bad, Jared.
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CIRT X LL HAWTHAWTHAWT
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HAHA.
I'm just kidding, by the way. My father is from Zimbabwe and my mother is from Kenya. All negro, over here.
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Wouldn't we all?
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I'm 50% white and 50% Caucasian
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Yes and Leonard Cohen too, maybe.
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If you look in mirror with 11 roses, yu'll be looking at the 12 most Beautiful things in the world .
But seriously, pleease tell me you've never said this to anyone.
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"Bitch, you can go deeper than that" always seems to choke her up.
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Fantastic Mr. Fox was great.
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Bi like David Bowie*
He's the only person in the world over sixty that I would have hot sex with.
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I dislocated my knee a week ago.
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Camo counts, bro.
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I guess mine must have gotten lost in the mail. Resend, please
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a nigger
The actual punchline is, "An ancient farming tool" but I like your's better.
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How does having a suit make you rich?
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You guys don't think she's pretty?
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AT LEAST SHE'S PRETTY
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Remember that time that San Francisco flooded, like, three months ago?
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This would be really cool if Dream Theater didn't suck ass.
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What has nine arms and sucks?
Def Leppard.
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What do you call an old black man?
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I just wanted the bloody fighting to be over
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You're American. Don't say bloody unless you're talking about blood. Please.
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And there is no. puppying. way. that YLA was for real.
School and School work.
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Seventy percent is an A? If I lived in Scotland right now I'd have straight A's.