Otis McNutt
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As I type this I'm hot and cold, my throat is sore, and my head is pounding. And t think i have to puke (that slang for vomit in America) I was feeling fine just a few hours ago but now i jist wanna scream but the roommates are sleeping. it's 11:43 at night and i can't fall asleep. Why don't i have any nyquil (a sleep inducing cold remedy) I'd down a whole bottle of Tequila if I drank but i don't grandma was a severe alcoholic and so was my mom(she quit years ago, smoking too). Anyone out there have any meds, just send them through the internet.... Oh great i'm hallucinating now
Well anyway i think the Ibeuprofen is kicking in see you tomorrow...
I love my buttered biscuits on my pancakes at Hyrule.com, see you later summer squash in my pie plate on a gorgeous fall afternoon. gsw4ujfa3tijg e4yjveri tafghbys 8grw4omv thjbd!!???199
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Ok, I'm stuck again.
I'm in the Earth Temple with Medli and I'm in a room with a bunch of stone heads and that fence-like wall seperating the room with the mirror and the ray of light and the room with the stone heads. I have medli in the mirror room reflecting the light into the stonehead room. I destroyed the two stoneheads on the side wall, but I can't get the last one the leads to another room. Medli can't get it either. Help again please? You should get the players guide, I buy one everytime a Zelda game comes out.
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I've never known dark link to be called Knil....They may still have the zora and magic armour, although I reckon the Magic armour might be a bit bulky to have as an alternative costume. I like fusion suit samus as well.
Link Player, you seem to be missing out. "nice find"? They're on the official website, they were put on earlier today, so as DT mentioned, it's not like lots of people havn't seen them. The website's updated every day with cool little things like this www.smashbros.com
It's funny that you called Dark Link Knil, I created a character called Knil for a fanfic I wrote. A couple of pics of him are in my gallery.
And here's one that isn't
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I'm sure most of you have seen this but i must reiterate that it's cool. these are my favorites!!!!
Dark Link and Zora Tunic(OoT) Link
Old school Zelda, verses some kind of Dark Zelda, Lets call her Adlez.
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That's like asking a parent which child they like best.
Music can not be wittled down to a favorite!
Some days I wanna rock out to Journey other days E.L.O, Sabbath, led Zepplin, Boston, Beatles, Hard-Fi,
Picking a favorite band is like saying "all other music sucks except for ...." And I won't even uncork that bottle!
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I saw Beowulf today in 3D. And I know what you're thinking and no not some cheapo paper glasses with the blue and red lenses, these are sturdy plastic almost like sunglasses. The 3D is so life like it like if your not careful the swords and spears will cut you, and the rocks on the beach can be picked up. The story is timeless, it's about the Geat (yes Geat look it up!) warrior Beowulf, the original superhero, who aids his fathers friend the good king Rothgar, to defeat the monster Grendel, who has been attacking his mead(beer like drink) hall. But that is only the tip of a large iceberg. It's rated PG-13 for violence and bloody animated gore as well as some slight animated nudity (Angelena Jolie who plays Grendel's mom in the buff so to speak) my score 9.5 out of 10. And if you see it, see it in 3D!!!!!!
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yeah its not in americaActually, kind of coincidentally i was flipping through channels saturday night and landed on a relatively new network called "MyTV" and sure enough there it was Corner Gas, to bad it was over. If I remember maybe I'll watch if i'm not watching NBC dramas replay. Another show that tickles my fancy is "Da Vinci's Inquest" have no idea what it's about but sounds cool.
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bruce lee beat up chuck norris cause bruce lee wins at anything he triesAre you freaking INSANE? Chuck will track down Lazuris, learn the secrets of the resurection, bring Bruce Lee back to life and kill him all over again just for you saying that!
And they were friends!!
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LOOK ALL OF YOU! Ben 10 is a cool show. So back off! If you don't like it then keep your loud mouths to yourself! That goes for you to Django!
Thank you, it took a long time of watching and rewatching this episode to get it all down. Watch it and see the dialog and events fit perfectly. I'm writing "Washington B.C." right now. So expect it soon.
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If Chuck Norris were to step in a puddle, the water would move out of his way
when he plays video games, the game lets him win
While visiting Hogwarts the death eaters fear him
Chuck killed the dinosaurs
chuck doesn't get stung by bees, he does the stinging
knives don't cut Chuck, chuck cuts knives
if chuck were to bleed, his blood is colored red, white and blue
To date chuck has caught 105 leperchans, seen 6 Big Foot, rode the Loch Ness Monster, witch slapped a tyranosaurus rex and scared 25 ghosts. Why because he can
Chuck Norris' body temperature is a perfect 98.6
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Chuck Norris doesn't check the weather, The weather checks Chuck Norris
The sun must ask Chuck's permission to set
When fishing, Chuck need only look into the water. Fish know when their beat
When playing video games, the game doesn't ask if he's sure he wants to quit, it knows he wants to quit
Chuck Norris raided Lara Croft's Tomb
Chuck Norris is Link's father
The Fantastic Four didn't defeat Galactus, Chuck Norris did.
When Chuck Norris eats power mushrooms he doesn't get bigger, the world shrinks
When Chuck Norris goes to Africa the animals watch him.
If Chuck Norris were to ever fail, the world would cease to be.
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Some kids Pee their name into the snow, Chuck does it to... In concrete
Leading hand sanitisers say that they kill 99.9% or germs, Chuck kills 100% of whatever the hell he wants!
Chuck Norris' Callender goes from march 31st to April 2nd... Nobody fools Chuck Norris!
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands...They are now the islands.
Chuck Norris can speak braille
Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
Chuck Norris has two speeds, Walk and Kill!
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart!
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the heck down.
When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.
Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Little kids enjoy lighting ants on fire with magnifying glasses. Chuck Norris enjoys lighting little kids on fire with ants. Scientists have yet to find out how this feat is achieved.
If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it's fricking beef.
We all know the magic word is please. As in the sentence, "Please don't kill me." Too bad Chuck Norris doesn't believe in magic.
Chuck Norris once went on Celebrity Jeopardy and answered, "Who is Chuck Norris?" to every question. It was the first and only time in Jeopardy history that a contestant answered every single question right.
At birth, Chuck Norris came out feet first so he could roundhouse kick the doctor in the face. Nobody delivers Chuck Norris but Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
Chuck Norris owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
Chuck Norris' sperm can penetrate 13 condoms, the birth control pill, a brick wall, and the 1975 Pittsburgh Steelers offensive line in order to impregnate a woman.
Chuck Norris has to sort his laundry into three loads: darks, whites, and bloodstains.
If at first you don't succeed, you are obviously not Chuck Norris.
Geico saved 15% by switching to Chuck Norris.
If you see Chuck Norris crying he will grant you a wish, if your wish is dying.
Pee Wee Herman got arrested for masturbating in public. The same day, Chuck Norris got an award for masturbating in public.
They say that lightning never strikes the same place twice. Niether does Chuck Norris. He doesn't have to.
Water boils faster when Chuck Norris watches it.
Chuck Norris' cowboy boots are made from real cowboys.
When Chuck Norris exercises, the machine gets stronger.
Chuck Norris is allowed to talk about Fight Club.
The only thing we have to fear is fear itself... The only thing fear has to fear is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris clogs the toilet even when he pisses.
A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.
The most effective form of suicide known to man is to type "Chuck Norris" into Google and hit "I'm Feeling Lucky!".
Chuck Norris never gets brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back the heck off.
Chuck Norris got in touch with his feminine side, and promptly got her pregnant.
Chuck Norris refers to himself in fourth person.
Whenever someone is constipated, doctors send them to Chuck Norris so he can scare the poop out of them.
Switzerland isn't really neutral. They just haven't figured out what side Chuck Norris is on yet.
When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is Courage?" Chuck Norris received an "A+" for writing only the words "Chuck Norris" and promptly turning in the paper.
Chuck Norris ends every relationship with "Its not me, its you".
Chuck Norris was sending an email one day, when he realized that it would be faster to run.
One time in an airport a guy accidently called Chuck Norris "Chick Norris". He explained it was an honest mistake and apologized profusely. Chuck accepted his apology and politely signed an autograph. Nine months later, the guy's wife gave birth to a bearded baby. The guy knew exactly what had happened, and blames nobody but himself.
Chuck Norris doesn't understand why you should consult your doctor if your erection lasts for more than 4 hours. His erections have been known to last for up to 15 days.
Chuck Norris has never had an alcohol problem. However, alcohol has had a Chuck Norris problem.
Jesus owns and wears a bracelet that reads, "WWCND?"
In order to survive a nuclear attack, you must remember to stop, drop, and be Chuck Norris.
Similar to a Russian Nesting Doll, if you were to break Chuck Norris open you would find another Chuck Norris inside, only smaller and angrier.
Oxygen requires Chuck Norris to live.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a bank account. He just tells the bank how much he needs.
Chuck Norris frequently signs up for beginner karate classes, just so he can "accidentally" beat the crap out of little kids.
Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know when Chuck Norris is going to kill you.
Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
The phrase "Made by Chuck Norris" is imprinted beneath the surface of China.
Microsoft has released a new Anti-virus removal tool called Chuck Norris. The tool dares the virus to enter the machine.
Chuck Norris always gets blackjack. Even when he's playing poker.
When the Incredible Hulk gets angry he transforms into Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris answers the phone, he just says "Go". This is not permission for you to begin speaking, it is your cue to start running for your life.
Chuck Norris only uses one chopstick.
Chuck Norris does not leave messages. Chuck Norris leaves warnings.
When you open a can of whoop-ass, Chuck Norris jumps out.
Chuck Norris once had a near death experience. Needless to say, Death now refuses to come near him.
People say the truth hurts, but it hurts a hell of a lot more when it comes from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can open beer cans with his teeth. He still prefers to use other people's teeth, though.
Chuck Norris uses all seven letters in Scrabble... Every turn.
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Chuck Norris makes babies...from across the room
CBS didn't cancel "Walker, Texas Ranger" Walker cancelled CBS
the real reason aliens don't invade earth... Steven Segal...PSYCH Chuck Norris
What happened to Jimmy Hoffa? Two words Chuck Norris
Who modeled for the statues on Easter island, Chuck Norris
Who cured the common cold? Chuck Norris
Who's a black private dick that's a sex machine to all the chicks? Well, John Shaft (sorry)
Who beat up Kublai Kahn, C.N.
While visiting Mexico Chuck Norris doesn't get Montezuma's Revenge, Montezuma gets Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris built Stone Henge, by accident
What knocked down the berlin wall, Chuck Norris sneezed
If Chuck Norris wanted it, Birds would swim in the ocean and fish would fly
Chuck Norris won his first fight...in the womb!
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I've had some "*****"able teachers in my day like this one (female dog) named Mrs. P, she had me sent home and permanently removed from her class because she said that I smelled, I took (and still do) a shower every day. My parents took wiffs of me and didn't smell a thing, she had it in for me because i'm overweight. But I shouldn't talk ill of her, she got cancer and died a year later (brain tumor) that must have been the cause it's called phantom smells the tumor puts pressure on the frontal lobe of the brain playing havoc with the neurons causing the smell receptors to fire incorrectly something to the effect of burning toast... rest in peace Mrs. P.
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Oh my god, Kids in the Hall? Dude, those guys were hilarious!
My favoritw was the curly haired guy (don't remember this name ) Actually, now that I think about it... he made a special guest appearence on Corner Gas. 
That's Kevin McDonald he's been all over the place lately. He's played Pleakley on the movie and TV series Lilo and Stitch, as well as Almighty Tallest Purple on Invader Zim, Waffle on Cat Scratch and even Harry Potter on the Epic Movie,
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They don't air it in America (at least not where I live). But you know what I did LOVE, The Kids in the Hall those guys were hilarious!!!
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Ask a typical American about Japan, and the response will usually involve automobiles, sushi, and Godzilla--fairly trivial nuggets of information. But if one of those Americans asked happens to be under 25 years of age, he'll probably gush about Dragon Ball.
The wildly popular Dragon Ball franchise began as a Japanese manga in the mid-1980s in Japan, but has spread across the world and into other media such as video games, card games, and multiple animated television series. Soon, the franchise will topple one of the last forms of entertainment that has eluded it: a live-action film translation.
A Dragon Ball movie will be produced by 20th Century Fox and, if all goes according to plan, will hit theaters on August 18, 2008, according to The Hollywood Reporter.
Justin Chatwin, who played Tom Cruise's son in War of the Worlds, will star as the popular main character Son Goku. Playing the film's villain will be James Marsters, best known as Spike from Buffy the Vampire Slayer. James Wong (Final Destination) will direct, and Stephen "Kung Fu Hustle" Chow will produce.
The story follows the superpowered alien Goku, who is sent to Earth as an infant to take the planet over. However, upon realizing his species' intent, Goku has a change of heart and opts to protect the planet from extraterrestrial attacks.
Chatwin's other roles include a pot-dealing gay teen on Weeds, a pot-growing hitchhiker on Lost, and SuperBabies: Baby Geniuses 2, which isn't tolerable even with insane amounts of pot. Marsters, whose hotness is apparent even without insane amounts of pot, was also featured on Buffy spin-off Angel, as well as Smallville.
The Dragonball franchise has produced several shows, including Dragon Ball, Dragon Ball GT, and the massively popular Dragon Ball Z.
Justin Chatwin will be Goku
James Marsters will play Piccolo.
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I know I said that I'd probably rent it, but yes i bought it! I was swayed by it's fast paced game play and dizzying environments. You need to take Dramamine when you play this game!
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No I guess if he wants to watch it i'll play video games and problem solved.There's a great game for the Wii, I just beat it today it's called.... Ben 10: Protector of Earth. Ha Ha Ha!!!!
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I HATE THAT SHOW SO MUCH. Hh I said that about Naruto but it is lame it makes no scinse. I play this joke on my cousin, every time it's on I change the channel and sit on the remote and then after it's over I change it back and he crys.Does it give you pleasure when he cries? If that's the case then see a psychiatrist now because getting pleasure from others pain is classic sadistic behavior.
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PLEASE don't tell me you actually think it's a cool show.It should be rotting on Boomerang, not on Cartoon Network, wasting hours every day.
I stand up and change the channel when that crap comes on.
Ooh, hate it so much.
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Are you insane? the show is hilarious. I love the writing and the characters. the premise is slightly reminiscent of an old comic book series called "Dial H for Hero". Cartoon Network's gem of a show, now Billy and Mandy, that show should rot in some place very hot.
I HAVE THE FLU!!!!!
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Thanks, i'm just watching TV until I pass out. My snorkel monkey i mean buddy, amigo, sandbox face.