Chef Nonsense

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  1. Im getting tired of all these delays. First they say in the summer of 2007(yes they said that in an video i saw). That didnt happen. Then they say December 3. They change it again. Then it was Febuary 11. then it changed to Febuary 10. Its to confusing. they should just leave it at one day.


  2. What kind of candy?

    Its not really specific. Its Halloween. Any kinda of candy. ITS NOT SUPPOSE TO BE SPECIFIC!

    198)Dress up like a star wars character. Tell him your lightsaber is fake when its real. *SLICE!*

    199)Give out free rupees for halloween. when tingle comes for rupees activate the trapdoor beneath your porch.

    200)Get Mithos from Tales of Symphonia get rid of him


  3. 194) Have him go trick or treating.... as himself.

    LOL. Thats hilarious. He'll scare everybody.

    195)Throw sharp tipped candy corn at him. :unsure:

    196)If he comes to your door tonight asking for candy, give him a bomb disguised as candy. :unsure:


  4. if any of you say you hate midna(CG your already on my hit list) then i shall bury you alive!!!!!

    Ya Midna is cool. Sure sometimes she got on your nerves about transforming between human and wolf but she was cool.


  5. 182)Stick him in a room. Let there be a constantly playing song be the only thing besides a chair in that room. That song is Zelda's Lullaby. After awhile he'll kill himself with the chair. :unsure:

    183)Make a ton of kargaroks attack him.

    184)Stick him in a fireplace and let him burn.

    185)Beat him up with the Ball and Chain.

    186)Throw him down the endless abyss that is The Twilight Realm.


  6. 175)Throw him on a deserted island with nothing but Navi. :unsure:

    176)Make him have to write a 4567 word essay. His brain will malfunction after awhile.

    177)Make a Tonberry beat him up.

    178)Beat him up with a Waffle Iron.

    179)Make him play Runescape.


  7. I like him don't mess with uhhhhh (looks at name) oh yea Kaepora Gaebora he's awesome :unsure: I guess.

    Yes i though he was cool too. And had a nice theme. It's just and i quote...."HE WOULDN'T SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!"

    Sure he was cool. It's just he just kept blabbing a bunch of useless stuff. Well it wasn't useless for the people new to the zelda series. But he was still annoying. I wouldn't want to kill him. Maybe get some duct tape and shut that beak of his, but not kill him. Just shut him up.


  8. 165)Make him watch Power Rangers. He'll kill himself after a couple hours.

    166)Make him play chess.

    167)Throw him in the Cave of Ordeals.

    168)Make him do the Leaf Riding Minigame down Snowpeak.

    169)Use Din's Fire on him.

    170)Put a megaphone to his ear and yell into it. He'll go deaf.

    171)Tell him that if he keeps stabbing cuccoos with a sword, he'll become a fairy.

    The cuccoos will do the rest.


  9. I would have to say Kaepora Gaebora (the giant owl from ocarina of time for those of you who don't know his name). He had a nice theme but.......HE JUST WOULDN'T SHUT UP!!!!!


  10. 154)Give him Dial-up. He'll kill himself after the first week. (Although i didn't kill myself after the first week. :embarrassed: )

    155)Stick him in Gerudo Desert. The moldorms will finish him off.

    156)Feed him to a Chain Chomp.

    157)tell him a beamos wants to have a staring contest.

    158)send him through the buket in the end of time to fight lavos

    (for anyone who is wondering, this is from a game called Chrono Trigger.)

    159)give him a pet rock. He'll eat the rock and choke himself.


  11. 148)Tie him to an X-box360. :unsure:

    149)put him on the Space Pirate homeworld than shoot leviathans at him. You kill him and the Space Pirates.

    (for those who haven't played a Metroid Game or just don't know what some of this stuff is, a Leviathan is a giant meteor of phazon and phazon...well it really hurts. And the Space Pirates are the main enemy of the Metroid Series.) :embarrassed:

    150)make him have to play the fruit popping minigame. He'll fall have the kargarok the second the game starts.

    151)feed him to twilight messengers.

    152)make him a character in Super Smash Brothers Brawl. Althought that may taint the game it still causes him massive pain.