Grandmaster Panda

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  1. yay 2 more people wanting you to stop , LDGM you know me, i dont usually do this 'less im pissed and im pissed

    If you guys are bored, read the front page


  2. except i am the bald eagle, the new official enemy to the panda

    That's nice.

    Why are you doing this, anyway?

    I merely stated that individuals such as that Garo guy should not benefit from the work of others in the form of quick fame. Especially if you personally benefit from SOCIALIST IDEOLOGY, which reeks of irony.


  3. i believe your theroey of being undereducated is highly doubtful and i theorize that the accusation of me needing to resocialized is sounding very odd coming from a panda obsessed 20 year old living in his mothers basement :pwned: So totally pwned. suck that panda!(it would be nice if some people backed me up on this)

    Except the PANDAs only speak with absolute truths, unlike you.


  4. "someone is lacking a brain" someone is lacking self-recognition

    And with this evidence, I can therefore state why individuals such as yourself need to be re-educated and resocialized. Our education system is clearly lacking something if the world yields individuals such as yourself.

    Now, get into context, please.


  5. lawl, as the grandmaster's co-grandmaster i object, this is our turf now. :evil:

    You're an idiot.

    AND THUS, you cannot even stage a portion of what we did.

    Please, no one else attempt to earn fame by claiming to be the Grandmaster.. for he is quite impatient


  6. i admit it, i am grandmaster panda, i just deleted the topics, i don't want members like TML to leave over this joke. :unsure:

    Wrong. This individual needs to be shot.


  7. PANDA was a early april fools joke thoroughly plannd out by sahaqiel, django, tappy, LeonChan and dustin but mostly by LDGM so lets give a big round of applause for them for scaring me out of underwear. :D:joy: wait..... :angry: no no it is a yay!

    Wrong.


  8. before you all outburst at me, sahaqiel, django, tappy, LeonChan and dustin also helped arrange this. :unsure:

    you cannot completely blame me. :tongue:

    You do realize, the true PANDAs are watching you and calling you an idiot.

    None of the mods were involved, by the way.

    And we now officially declare this "Lightly Dark Garo Master" individual a retard for enjoying the work of others.

    Now, if you had actually READ any of my posts, people, THIS KIND OF PERSON IS JUST THE ONE THAT NEEDS TO BE SHOT.


  9. No they wanted to get rid of us because we'd hold traces of what's going on. They only put this stuff out publicly for mass recruitment then they planned to destroy us so they would be no trace of them if we tried to report them. At least that's what I'd do, and it only makes sense. Am I right?

    Se when my mind isn't coulded up with anger like it was earlier I can be a real stragiest.

    Well, if you could be a real strategist, we would have made efforts to recruit you.

    But, it has been determined that you have no actual skill. Sorry.


  10. wow! 50 recruits? i wonder how we will ever win! :end sarcasm:

    we outnumber you

    you can never win

    not with the polar bears on our side

    death to the PANDA project!!!!! :landmaster:

    I'm pretty sure that if your men all have the intellectual capacity that you do, we'll win.

    Even if you have 500 men, due to the fact that I'm pretty sure our recruits are 10x more able.


  11. Greetings, comrades.

    We are very glad to announce that the past 24 hours since the revealing of the PANDA Project on hyrule.net has yielded 50 new recruits (none of which we can disclose unless they choose to, due to security reasons).

    We have concluded through general observation that the Project is misinterpreted and misunderstood. Many individuals who we shall denote "X" have initiated so called 'resistance' movements. First and foremost, we would like to clarify that there is nothing to resist. For the time being, we are merely recruiting intellectual individuals to serve the role as intelligence within our ranks.

    Now, the next point we must address is the fact that people do not understand our methods and reasoning. We assure you all, the actions taken on this network was planned and thought out during the pre-execution phase. That is, we selected a few vulernable networks out of a potential pool of 1000 that we believed to have an above average userbase. The reason we decided to use this method and infest a smaller network, instead of something such as google or msn, is due to the fact that we are to fish out candidates from the best without the influence from inferior minds.

    As for those who we denoted "X", if they do not stop their capitalist propaganda IMMEDIATELY, preventive actions WILL be taken. THIS DOES NOT ONLY INCLUDE THE DESTRUCTION OF DIGITAL INFORMATION, AS WE POSSESS A COMBINED FORCE OF 1000 STRONG IN 20 MEMBER STATES. If found necessary to silence the anti-movement, action may be taken.


  12. The "Great Panda"? You really are a friggen cult! Are you really that low? Is the "Great Panda" your god or something? I'm sorry, but this is the most idiotic thing I've ever seen!

    The Great Panda is merely the codename for our leader..


  13. You guys realize, simultaneously as this one instance/event occurs, there are 50 more of people similar to my role doing the exact same thing to other scouted sites

    It's not upto me to decide what we do or not, it's up to the Great Panda


  14. Well then Mr. Panda, are you ready to leave the site, or will we just have to continue laughing at your attempt to get attention? My suggestion to you, just find some people that care about what you want, because we really don't like you.

    I have people already, like I said earlier

    you don't even have to post, you know


  15. Now see, you are such a low life that you're telling us we're smart and such just so we'll join your pathetic attempt to "take over the world", are you really that desparate for attention? I think Ralan Bek is right, you must be one sad sad person.

    How can I express this..

    "lol, actually I called you stupid, silly =P"

    Would be the best way


  16. If everyone would take a bite out of this fortune cookie, they may all come to a resolution. :unsure:

    "Show hospitality. Not Hostility"

    -Chef Nonsense

    That's a good quote, and expresses many of our ideals.

    As you can tell through this very thread even, CLASS IS THE ROOT OF CONFLICT. To be precise, class differences. Society these days fuel it, and we can not even LIVE. THE RESULT? The next generation which is produced turns out like this.

    NOW, let me put it into perspective, too

    This gaming community was selected because it's users have an average higher thinking ability than the rest of the world. Now, if we look at this channel and observe how many of the intolerant we have, let's multiply this level of intolerance by approximately 1.25, which will equal the ratio of intolerant to tolerant IN THE WORLD

    Interesting stuff, isn't it?


  17. I'm so sorry, but every time you post, I almost die of laughter!

    You're lacking something upstairs.

    Do you fail in school?


  18. thanks.

    hey panda, arcticfire just owned you!

    I believe that if you were to read what I type, you would consider yourself 'owned'.