Thing I learned from Horror Movies

[Otis McNutt 395]

Never ever pick up a hitchhiker!

If you hit a hook weilding fishermen after a night of heavy drinking, make sure he's dead before disposing of the body.

Any girl with 34C or bigger breasts is dead meat.

If you hear Jamie Lee Curtis scream, run the other way, NOW!!!

Edited 23 May 2009 by The Doctor (see edit history)

[Silent One 2]

What ever you do, do not piss off a clown, or santa clause, or the tooth fairy...

(it's prolly not a good idea to piss on them either)

And Children can always be trusted, especially the innocent ones that sing nursery rhymes.

Edited 23 May 2009 by Silent One (see edit history)

[Magnus 0]

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DONT GO IN THAT CLOSET

If theres a guy that lives alone in a mansion, and hes over 40 years old, hes a vampire.

Never trust every other person

Everyone is so Insane, that to themselves, they seem like the only one who's not Insane

Never go near the Living barbie doll

or put her in the closet

and make sure all the chainsaws are far from her.

[Silent One 2]

Never Ever trust a lawn gnome...

[Otis McNutt 395]

The lone Cop is ALWAYS the killer.

Be nice, the Jerk always dies horribly.

If you hear a noise don't investigate, stay put.

Even the friendliest animal can become evil through genetic manipulation.

Zombies are slow clumsy idiots, unless it's a remake. Then all bets are off!

Indian burial grounds shouldn't be messed with.

Demonic possessions are freaky, and messy.

No holiday is off limits to psycho killers!

[Arcane 12]

Yes, they would hurt a guy with glasses.

Don't trust hot ladies.

(That's all I can think of. Meesa is brain-dead...)

[Otis McNutt 395]

Don't pick on the weak/retarded kid, they will get even someday.

Insanity can ignite at the most mundane things.

Any object can come to life and kill you. An industrial loom, a microwave oven, hell even the bed you sleep in!

If you die in dreams, you die in reality. (but not really)

Dogs are man's best friend, just not in Horror movies.

Alien ships hidden behind comets will always create killer Semi Trucks!

Get out of the house, not upstairs.

If you're running through the dark woods, watch your step!

Stay away from trees, the killer will always be behind them!

[Umbreon 0]

Always remember the killer's not the only thing that can kill you.

[Fierce Muffin 490]

When you're running away from something and you finally turn a corner and then you check behind yourself to make sure you're safe, the killer will always be to the other side of you when you turn your head back and they'll kill you. Or, if you look both ways and then you breathe a sigh of relief, the killer will then reveal itself and kill you.

If one of your own is in place of the killer and you get scared and have a good laugh about it, the killer will come out and kill that person and then, most likely, you.

[Silent One 2]

What's dead should stay dead

[Otis McNutt 395]

What's dead should stay dead

But rarely ever does!

Don't ever let a zombie bite you!

Alien blood is like acid

A Witch's greatest punishment is a time out

Human-like figures made of twigs are freaky

In space no one can hear you scream

All demons are into S&M

Any outerspace life form is dangerous, be it tiny spores or amorpious blobs

Stay out of Pet Cemeteries

If the name "Stephen King" appears above the title, weird things are bound to happen.

[eyeoftruth 2]

When things start getting creepy, just get the wee out of there.

[Fierce Muffin 490]

When you think you've killed the monster, it's either going to reappear and you'll just kill it anyway, kill you in the next couple of minutes, or it's sequel time.

[Sahaqiel 1232]

When any music starts playing in a minor key, don't move towards whatever you were originally moving towards, and if you weren't moving towards anything, turn around.

When girls start coming out of movies, subsequently coming out of wells and out of television sets, and you burn the original copy of the film that caused all this and find another copy coincidentally, burn the extra copy, you nimrod. There isn't another tape and it's not coming back to haunt you. Also, there is the option to break your television set's screen.

Don't run from villains who walk real slow. It doesn't help. Get some form of weapon, because you're probably being chased through some dingy place with a bunch of stray pipes, bats, furniture, or appliances lying around.

Don't split up into groups to go into claustrophobic dark areas alone or in small numbers. :| It's the stupidest act known to mankind.

Don't send the black man in first. Just don't.

When you're dealing with powerful psychic beings, don't make their life a living hell and expect them to die without any qualms.

Zombies are slow. Don't run. They're freaking risen dead. Their nervous system has taken a hit. Their reaction time is slow, their traveling speed is slow, and when in low numbers, just fricking hit them with a bat.

When your enemies are stealthy but human, if you have any chance to flush them out, just do it. :| Strangers really made me angry. The man had a shotgun, and if they tried to run, the only thing the strangers could try is running them over with a car. Just run again, only this time, packing heat. There's no excuse for not doing this. Even stealthy people can't dodge bullets. But people can dodge cars. They can't turn on a dime and accelerate on gravel as fast as you think. :|

Edited 25 May 2009 by Sahaqiel (see edit history)

[Padraig! 103]

Don't try and get in an elevator.

If someone tells you not to go in a room, THEN DON'T!!