Thing I learned from Horror Movies

[Umbreon 0]

If the person you're staying with/helped you into town/whatever has even slightly large canine teeth watch your neck.

[Silent One 2]

If you actually manage to kill the Killer, then the plot will completely change, and it turns out you were imagining everything, and you were actually the psychotic Killer that killed everyone, so now you in the Asylum.

Yes I did just finish watching "The Uninvited" How did you know?

[Hiro Protagonist 0]

NEVER go throught that door.

Never say, "don't worry, everything will be fine."

always carry a magnum with you.

when in doubt, fire away!

"chainsaws"

really?

chainsaws are a waste of time, seriously.

They are like a dinner bell to the zombies " HEY FREE FOOD DOWN HERE W00T!"

seriously.

semi automatic rifle ftw.

they don't run out of fuel after 2 minutes.

you've read the zombie survival guide, havn't you?

[Otis McNutt 395]

If the unstopable killer shrugs of gunshots, trying to hit him with a blunt instrument is a bad plan.

Secluded cabins are peaceful as well as probable locations foir demonic awakenings.

Scream all you want, it'll do no good!

[Ammonsa 308]

Hahaha, the Zombie survival guide is awesome.

[Stormsworder 0]

If you're buying a house that gives everyone the creeps, check the lot history to make sure there are no ancient Indian burial grounds under it or something.

Don't poke pink sludge with a stick.

If a comet crashes from outer space, do not go to investigate it.

If there are weird phenomena of, say, the northern lights over the Mohavi Desert, do NOT ride on a plane going through that area. Better yet, stay grounded.

[Duke Abercrombie 0]

Don't go to any beach resorts or towns in the middle of nowhere.

[Hiro Protagonist 0]

do NOT visit creepy-looking lifelike wax museums.

Never scream. Killers swarm you like flies.

ALways keep in a well-lit area.

Nobody is immune to suspicion. Even that cute little dog that followed you home. Even your lifelong childhood friend.NOBODY.

[Cat Girl 0]

When in a forest and all of the animals are running away from something, ESPECIALLY the big ones, FOLLOW THEM.

When your friend witnessed something traumatic, disappears, and then returns after however many years and crime starts again, be suspicious.

When blood or a light is coming out from under a closed door, DON'T open it.

[Stormsworder 0]

If the house has ever been a mortuary at any point in time, do not buy it. Heck, don't step INTO it.

[Nightmare 0]

this is what I learned from horror movies:

NEVER go to an abandoned hotel

dont have sex at a summer camp

DONT solve any puzzle boxes

if you see a book DONT read out loud

NEVER buy a knee-high doll

always make choices within a minute

if you hear a chainsaw...RUN AWAY

if your being haunted by a dream killer...you MUST bring a hockey masked killer to combat the dream killer

if you see a robot or a creature...DONT GO NEAR THEM

NEVER GO TO SLEEP

Dont go to Haddonfield, Illinois to celebrate halloween

but this is more inportant...if you see someone with a mask and a hand scythe GET THE F*%K AWAY

[Jareddude 62]

If your uncle is a murderer, he will kill your friends and family.

[Fantasy Panda Dreaming 0]

If the girl you're trying to bang is part of a Purity/Chastity group, don't have sex with her. Her vagina will have teeth and you will be -1 dick.

[Nightmare 0]

If the girl you're trying to bang is part of a Purity/Chastity group, don't have sex with her. Her vagina will have teeth and you will be -1 dick.

man...not only that it is funny but it is VERY helpfull

i also learned that

-you should NEVER pick up the phone

-if you see a mysterious video tape...DO NOT WATCH IT

-if you play a video game...do not DIE...always STAY ALIVE

-kill a robot/alien hybrid at a far didtance or else when you kill it it will self destruct taking you with it

-always get alot of hypnocil

-from where i'm from its kill or be killed

[Otis McNutt 395]

That retarded kid you used to make fun of wants you dead!

Sure a Zombie is easy to kill but when there's a group it's better to run.

You're not safe anywhere, not even in your dreams.

Toxic waste can turn even the cutest animals into blood thirty monsters.

Never run upstairs or into the woods.