Things you NEVER want to hear your doctor say!

[Otis McNutt 395]

You're gonna be just fine. Hey just out of curiousity, you're an organ donor right?

Don't worry I've seen it all...WHAT THE FUKC IS THAT?!

[Neko 0]

Well its not necsisary but its fun

Sorry i kinda got mixed up and amputatd your leg instead of removing your tonsiles.

you better hope that grows back

doc:so u didnt want a breast implant

Man noim a guy

doc well u never know

[Hiro Protagonist 0]

during surgery:

Doctor: Um, this doohickey goes next to this thingamajig, right?

[swordplaymaster12 0]

Lemme just unplug this lamp here and...oops.

[Hiro Protagonist 0]

*in the middle of surgery

Doctor: Can I see my medical school textbook agagin